Swagger Inn Thread 136 - Series 3 Finishes - wenches wail piteously, don black crepe and mourn the lack of Musketeers on screen

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... then we just carry on jabbering and perving, and rewatching, and, well business as usual. Apparently there are plenty of thighs on display at the Olympics.

I had thought of taking the blowtorch in Elk - I kid you not. but I'm not sure it's up to the job tbh. And if it was it would probably send the shed up with me in it, so on balance, possibly not a brilliant plan.

Fancy I'll be in again tomorrow, togged up and knocking down the remains of the nest that I didn't get this evening with the blowtorch I'll aim for midday so the nest won't be as busy. Also, unrelated to hornets, if it's our theme park, then we can have whatever combination of rides we want

DH is out, and I confess to being not entirely wenchy because am not rewatching - am using the opportunity to stick on my Crowded House dvd

Good point helen - it's our theme park, so we'll all have those Musketeer queue jumping tickets

Fabulous, queue jumping tickets!

Morning wenches. We must have a micro-climate where I am. It was just mostly warm yesterday. I regretted not taking a jacket to work at one point.

Lovely run location Comtess except for the run part

Good luck with the nest Helen and hope PattyCat is settled.

Athos could man the bobbing for apples stall for a little while at Muskieworld.

Can't really remember anything else. Sorry. This is a looooong week. Was convinced it was Thursday yesterday so only one work day left. But no. Sigh.

Have amazing days wenches.

I am glad to say it's grey and training today thAnk fUck
Having a pj day I think

Morning wenches, DS actually up before me this morning - guess there are nerves at work.

Like the idea of Athos running the apple bobbing stall - Aramis could star in a trick shot sideshow maybe?

Have a fab (and hopefully cooler day), laters

Oooh good luck to exam mini wenches
I'm watching gbbo on catch up
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Yy good luck to any exam resulting miniwenches today

Enjoy GBBO Badderz. I actually managed to watch it live last night as DS2 has decided he likes it!

Better go and make sure DS1 has everything he needs for going on a sleepover.

Well fucking bollocks to the weather cos I have tix for outdoors cinema tonight! Wail! Would you adam and eve it. yes of course, it's britain

Re: muskeworld...I would like to add a Tent of Joy and a Cupboard of Lust. Though tbh, we already did Muskeworld last summer didnt we...

helen good luck with the hornets today. Be careful!

apes AMAZING backwards giffage. You are a bloody genius. How did you do that? can you do any more, could be hilaire

Good luck youngfancy and anyone else getting gcses today...

Today I am mostly cleaning, and distracting ds while I clean. Got basically all his school uniform and shoes yesterday. Result!

Morning! Horrible weather, it feels really autumnal. How can it change so quickly?

No genius required for the backwards giffage Madame. Just upload from your computer here.

Good luck to all exam mini-wenches. And Helen with the hornets, eeek!

Morning all - fingers crossed for exam result!

Weather still ok here, warm but not blazing sunshine. Have got washing on, so hope it doesn't rain

erm.... brain death. Hope all wenches have a good day. I should do the shower/get dressed thing really. Or just work in PJs... Will probably watch GBBO tonight, enjoyed Red's commentary last night on Twitter...

Hope all wenches have a good day.

Morning lovely wenches. Treating the kids to breakfast whilst waiting for all four (nto) bald tyres to be replaced with slightly less illegal ones , and fgs...mlleElk's knickers are stuck to her bum with a piece of chewing gum that mrElk must have left in his trouser pocket when they went in the wash! The poor kid is having to wench it out and go commando!

eeeew at chewing gum in the undies. That's not good (squirms uncomfortably at the thought)

Found you all again

Hello Mouse! what have you been up to then?

Ick to chewing gum.

Mouse! 😘

You're not using the flamethrower are you Helen? Thanks.

Oh, and elk May your tyres stick to the road like a wench to an HBF*

And here's one source for the Poldark trailer though can't belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve you've slept with the queen not found it yet.

*traditional Wench blessing

Chewing gum!?
Ew
Nephews here so much shouting, screaming and then trying to kill each other on various computer games
They have all been on the trampoline
I've baked cookies for them
They are now eating chips, chicken nuggets and beans
Dh back tonight - yay

Sounds like the should all sleep well then Badders

Off to kick the Hornets nest... again

Bee careful!!!

But do though

Was terrified careful, nest knocked down again

Phew!
HATE hornets
Their stings fucking hurt!

Bee proud of yourself helen!

At outdoor cinema which is about to start. 80s music blaring. Humid and warm. Fabulous. But lighting forecast later! Eeeep...

KLAXON LETUS There is a woman in front of me who is wearing leggings covered with images of Benedict Cumberbatch's face.

Morning!

I am up at arse crack of dawn (I got up at FIVE A FUCKING CLOCK) to open email from school with Twinnis results. They are still asleep but I can divulge that they've both done brilliantly well. Weird twin thing - they've got exactly the same results in everything. Both got 4 A*, 5 A's 2B's. Pretty bloody impressive. Well done boyos!

Back off to bed. Laters !