Swagger Inn Thread 136 - Series 3 Finishes - wenches wail piteously, don black crepe and mourn the lack of Musketeers on screen

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

... then we just carry on jabbering and perving, and rewatching, and, well business as usual. Apparently there are plenty of thighs on display at the Olympics.

Watches wenches fall into trace at the thought of MuskieWorld - full of HBFs, leaning, smirking, being grubby and generally utterly FAF. And some vair good rides

MuskieWorld .... My brain's too tired to come up with anything smutty. What have I become?!

Although I suppose there's the dodgems where you ram up hard against each other.

Hahaha! Didn't know you could do this. We could have some fun here.

Laughing at FamilyElk eating Peppa Pig.

Peppa was so delicious sliced into rashers and smoked, we stocked the fridge up with mummy, daddy and George to come home, mmmmm.

I'm sorry to report relative sobriety and no wardrobe malfunctions so far. The only drink problem was my bucket of coke in the cinema sprung a leak and I ended up wearing quite a lot of it.

I'm liking the sound of muskeworld....do any of the rides go upside down?

Excellent work on the GIF Apricot!

LetUs I think you'll find that'll be bumper cars - we're not dodging any HBFs

That's brilliant Apes!

I heard there's a big dipper at Muskieworld....

OMAFG apricot you are a tech legend Thank you!!!!!!!!

Is the Corkscrew at MuskieWorld?

Morning wenches.

Apes you are rather wonderful 😘

The Big One is definitely at MuskieWorld. See what you mean about dodgems and bumper cars Helen. I am a numpty.

at thought of upside down ride.

Had a dream about Aidan Turner last night. Am happy.

letus

Watching a film with a group of friends in a big house. AT doesn't mind if you sit on the arm of the chair he's in. He also doesn't mind if you "accidentally" use his shoulder as a pillow. His seduction technique is amazing. Things then progressed from there with lots of little kisses and then bigger kisses IYSWIM.

What is a complete pisser though in a dream when things are going so well is to have to then help clear dishes from a lot of tables, sort of like at a big wedding, and then wake up just as you get back to your group and AT kisses you again suggests you go somewhere more private.

He's a fabulous kisser though and can feel an erect nipple even through a padded bra

Morning!

Nice dream LetUs.

TeamTom doesn't have to play gifs backwards to see him taking his clothes off. Just saying.

Off to lunch with Dog -loving SIL later.

Have a good day all.

Arf Apes

Arf at PPW, And Apricot's tech wizardry.

Very disappointed in lack of wardrobe malfunctions Elk.

I'd like a Muskeworld exhibit where you can dress up undress your musketeer of choice from your choice of S1/2/3 outfits.

Had the trauma of going to new hairdresser today - always difficult when you haven't tried a new one for about ten years. But fascinating that you have the same conversations half way round the world. Amazingly she actually did what I asked and the colour is good so happy bunny.

Off to perch on Mr C's armchair and see if he knows any AT moves. He's watching Vuelta so might not work. (Fancy can't see Valv keeping this up for two weeks can you?)

Attached a pic of my now regular run route.

Alright comtesse?
It's toooo hot again
This is not good
feeling bluergh
Lovely run view!
Might I suggest a ride for muskieworld?
"Ride your fave musketeer"
Queues might be long, mind.....

Hi all

Been watching Poldark trailer.... I say....

Still haven't forgiven them for ending of series 1 though (and yes I know it's based on a book!)

Love Badders suggestions "ride your fave musketeer (or supporting character)"

Also Apes undressing idea.

Oh, sorry, it's Comtess' idea. Misread that.

I can assure you that was my idea!!!

😂
Love AT normally but never watched Poldark. Turns out I prefer him as a dwarf or vampire 😘
I will give Versailles another go in series 2 but only for phillipes swishy hair 😍
In bed with fan on
Jesus it's warm

Evening all.

Todays top tip for pest control wenches is that 'tentative' does not work well when knocking down hornet nests (because the persistant buggers are building again - you were quite right cinn) or you will drop the bag you've just knocked them down into and have to run rapidly out of the shed while they buzz about in justifiably angry confusion. oops. Still, the nest's down again...

Have RBNRmuch. Hope PattyCat has been behaving now he has 'his' room back; glad Elk had a good night (though wet and sticky for all the wrong reasons) - how did BabyElk's sleep over all night rave go? Comtess and that's it in winter?!

I need to work - laters...

Evening

still @ letus's dream (fab details though )

Hope lunch went well apricot, with lots of muskelove

Pffft comtess we've had blue skies like that in sultry Shire today. Well we did all day until I left work to come home. Then it clouded over & rained intermittently & ineffectually . Lovely view. No I doubt he will, as I'm sure he'll have to help out Quintana as long as he's going well. Bit there's no Nico this year. Kittel is missed too, but I wasn't expecting him to ride the Vuelta.

morelike - can't I ride my favourite Musketeer and supporting character?

yes I know they're not bees, but I couldn't think of hornet related puns!

GCSE results tomorrow - good luck to all those expecting news tomorrow

Maybe you need to take a flamethrower to your shed Hel? That'd sort the little buggers out. BabyElk behaved herself impeccably for someone else of course, why doesn't she do that for me, the little sod on her first sleepover, apparently big sis 'looked after' her and she went to sleep tucked in between MlleElk and her bezzie mate....Nawwwww

Wel Jel of your new run route Comtess, that looks just fabulous. I'd love to live by the sea but we couldn't be much further from it here. Apologies for the lack of costume dramas, the nearest I got was having to clutch myself firmly to stop knocking myself out as I hot footed to the station

Poldark trailer you say??...hmmm

MrElk is watching Strikeback...it seems to have the Duke of Savoy in it....although sadly not Richard Armitage in this series.

Does Muskieworld have a section where you get to play with their weapons....I reckon I could handle Athos' sword with a very sure grip

Badders - I meant to say the riding was your idea, and the underdressing was Comtess rather than Apes....

Yes, fancy, of course you can ride them both. You might have to wait in the queues though, you know what theme parks can be like.....