Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Also at the wonderful Mn thread about washing bath towels after just one use Really? People do that? That's today's new and interesting fact for me #HouseholdSlob Life is too short....

You went to a garden centre and bought sandals Madame?? They're not those hideous half croc, half welly things you see in those Cotswold company catalogues that fall out of house magazines are they?, you know the ones, they also sell authentic Victorian birdbath boot scraper sundials, cloches and other pointless tat?

Still no fecking service on my damn phone. T-mobile, you useless twunts >:(

No they are not bleedin crocs!!!! They are the loveliest sandals ever!

It was a weird garden centre. It had actual shops in it.

For my wenches in prep for tomorrow....

Oh - madame is it the one about 12 miles to your north east near another very large shopping experience place?

I have had a bath and my back still feels like a hunched and FairyStoryCrone. On the plus side I got rid of loads of weeds. Hurrah! On the down side I still have loads of weeds.

I feel the need to decorate.....

Hello Badders did you and DH get away/are you going away?

bads

helen

Errrrmmmm...no? But possibly yes.

These are the sandals

Who is wearing your sandals? why are you loaning them out already?

I'm off to the hayloft. The Tav is nicely quiet so I shall assume I have full choice of whichever HBFs I choose.... Though it's Saturday night and obviously I wouldn't presume to interfere with Spark's rota night because she has a rota klaxon and would immediately kill me.

Ok Helen, you may choose Dog. Or the big one. Athos is helping me vent my rage against mobile communications companies....we're rather busy.

helen that's the pic from their website.

Please can someone tell me, wtaf are australia, china and usa doing in the eurovision song contest?

Ok I think richard thing was joking about usa and china.

I am very

Did someone say rota?

She never misses a klaxon does she?

And Dogs busy .....

Morning wenches.

Hope badders anniversary plans go…err…as planned.
And that Madame feels much better and is enjoying her sandals.
Wishing meet up wenches a good meet up.
And elks phone woes are resolved sharpish.

I'm not feeling great as I had an allergic reaction to something and spent Friday with agonising cramps and chucking up. I recovered sufficiently by late Saturday to discover the mice are sick too. And Mr M, cos he doesn't want to be left out, obviously. And my ps4 is being hogged for despicable me watching purposes instead of letting me play uncharted 4. Woe is me.

Morning (just)

Hope you're all feeling better soon mouse
I am lounging around in bed. Still

Afternoon wenches.

Lovely sandals Madame

Hope the Mouse household recovers quickly

DS1 did very well at his sportingactivity tournament. Came second. Very proud of him. Was at a 21st party last night and had a great time. Feeling just about human now

Better get a wiggle on though as MIL is coming for dinner.

Well done to miniLetus and yay for having a good night out.

I'm drinking tea & trying to catch up with the Giro - beautiful Italian countryside in the sunshine & plenty of bronzed legs. Marvellous

Just back from wench meet up/anniversary weekend
Twas epic
😀
All the wenches I met were incredible obv and the whole afternoon very lovely.
Am now on my bed drinking tea and about to watch something trashy on Netflix
X

Great to meet up with wenches again, and also Badders for the first time.

We had a lovely afternoon. 😊

Now going to collapse in front of the TV.

Yay meetup wenches! More details soon please...

Happy landings wicked and get well soon family mouse.

Um....let's see.....lots of cake, maybe some wine, also lots of laughs 😁
So lovely to finally meet some of you!

Yay! So glad the meet up went well & that badders got to meet some wenches, right, must go & feed DC, laters!