Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Wtaf? Supposed to be athos's love interest, non????

Blardy hell. Trailer looks just amazing. Woop woooooooop! BRING.IT.ON.

Btw hello again tav. Ive had no internet in new house / fuckloads of migraines. Currently in bed unable to hold anything down for 24 hours. Starving. Can someone make me some scrambled egg on toast please?

Madame She's obviously a wench or they've been winding us up. Or who cares? Just Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! and roll on the Bank Holiday.

I am having cheese on toast for lunch, using Tesco's value mature cheddar. It's foul. [puke] I don't care if it was cheaper than banded stuff - it's foul.
I may be forced to snog a HBF to take the taste away #SilverLining

argh! School run!

I read that as cock for Madame

Yaaaay for the trailer!!!!

She's obviously working her way through the HBFs until she finds the right one.

Hello Madame sorry you're not well. Have you settled into the new house?

WW

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WW I'm sure Madame would be happy with both options

Have just been indoctrinating sharing Musketeers promo with DS

Did someone say cock?......

Bads

Cock is aok with me, thanks wicked!

House is great, really lovely thanks apricot - now if I could just stop getting so many bastard headaches I might get a bit more done...

My mum is coming tomorrow and since we haven't managed to get a bed in the tiny spare room, looks like she's bunking in with ds as usual...

Hope all wenches with plans tomorrow and sun have a totally fantastic time.

Ah Madame you poor love
I'm watching drink history on Comedy Central and dog is playing dick Turpin - quite amusing

Evenin'

Madame I have got 24 eggs on my kitchen side, how many would you like scrambling on that toast? Don't sweat the unpacking, there's plenty of time for that sort of thing

I have also had 10 two to seven yr olds, plus various adults for cake, Pimms and tea since school finished, I'm left with 2 extra stragglers until tomorrow....I am currently on the

I am also the proud owner of a brand new iPhone with no service. I'm too old to understand why this is....I just know I'm paying through the fucking nose for a phone I can't use. FFS.

Night all.

24 eggs???? Why so many elk? Just reading rhe description of your afternoon is giving me a headache. How do you do it?

Ah, the mysteries of telecomms service providers. I think it's because THEYRE ALL BASTARDS elk.

bads drink history? Is that when they get a comedian drunk and film them talking about something serious?

That's right.
It's oddly funny :)
Some quite big names "act out" the skits
Well. I'm awake.
That's as far as I've gotten this morning.

Morning wenches.

Sorry to hear about migraines Madame. Hope Aramis's cooking was up to scratch. I was the one having a cocking Friday. Hope you're feeling better.

Badderz - has DS1 recovered?

Elk I winced at your post. I'm not even keen when I come home during the school holidays and DS2 has one friend round.

I have shopping to do, sporting tournament this afternoon, party tonight.

Laterz wenches x

Can someone remind me when Versailles starts too please?

I just showed the boys the trailer. DS2 said 'siiiiick' and he was smiling so I think he means it looks good.

anne no date yet

Spring is here the cats are moulting and there's cat hair everywhere. Today I shall mostly be in the garden telling the crows to feck off away from the chicken eggs while I wage war on the weed vegetable patch. This means the heavens will shortly open leaving me no choice but tot tidy the pigsty-- house instead.

Hope Elk's phone has coverage & the stragglers have been collected, that Madame's migraine has cleared off; that Badders' DS1 is better and that all wenches have a nice day.

PS - the Daily Fail are having a lego give-away week starting today with Nexo knights, if anyone can bear to buy it. I find that it works well as a fire lighter, if nothing else. The paper that is, not the lego.

Morning, lovely day here. Cba to do any washing though.

Another interesting Q & A session with the Simons. May contain spoilers. One or two familiar names there!

Morning wenches - currently sitting in the sun waiting to pick the DC from their first stage school sesh - they appear to love it - so am looking forward to them collecting their BAFTAS in about 24 years time ......

if anyone talks about my boys they the way we discuss the HBFs I shall wage war on the harlots

Part from that I am going to be gardening - and also looking at a video which I watched thinking it was another trailer - but it wasn't - it WAS JUST SO FUCKING HOT - DOG naked - Athos doing something hot & Aramis blindfolded - FUCK FUCK FUCK - not sure what it related to - but I got all squirmy - and need to watch it on repeat - (am not spoilering with that as they are all pics that have been released - but this time the pics were moving )

Afternoon wenches

Evening. I imagine it will be a bit quiet in here this weekend.

We went to a garden centre to look at sheds and I came back with two pairs of the prettiest sandals. Result!

Evening, hope wench meet-up is going well.

I have spent 6 hours in the garden. My posture is that of a fairy tale crone.

LetUs - Steve Backshall is in the Daily Bastarding Fail in his living room. 'king hell. He has a nice estate view.

Some familiar twitter names there in that Q&A at Athos smoking a pipe - am now imaging Athos doing his best Aragorn-son-ofArathorn, except he'll have his ultimate disguise hat on, not a hoodie And more bottles of wine.