Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

And why wouldn't you when he has a cock like that?

Apricot, I am delighted you are giffing. We have so much joy to come.

My phone went down the loo earlier. Today could be going better

Oh no elk!
Well I've gone from getting a tan yesterday to near pneumonia today 🙄
Back at school later for a bloody meeting on the new maths curriculum too.
Ffs.

Oh dear elk - hope you can get it working ok. There's quite a bit of advice out there on the internet on things that may help, think The Gadget Show has done a report on it?

Put it in a bag of rice?

It's tucked into a little rice bed and I've bought some silica sachets on ebay, but this is on the back of dowsing it in coffee at the weekend....it's not looking good. Also I did exactly what you're not supposed to do and tried to turn it on. I've a feeling it's properly kaput....that's the most expensive penny I've ever spent

The only thing that will really cheer me up today is Athos banging me hard against a wall a air date for our favourite 17thC fictional military chappies.

Fuck me that physio has broken me

The HBFs are fidgety. They have too much energy. I volunteer to help exhaust the grumpy leaning one

LetUs [hug] and [back rub] Do I need to post your mojo again?

What's he/she doing to you Bads?

Evening.

You know that thing where they flay people alive on upside down crosses on Game of Thrones? I'm thinking I'd like to do that to the Department of Education. Total fucking incompetence. Then lying that it's totally normal for loads of people to have access to a markscheme before the test is sat. What a massive pile of bullshit. Soooooooooo angry with what these Tory scum have done with education policy. Wankery.

Right.

One good thing is the new stuff. The idea of Tom's fingers twirling has satisfied a deep need and saved my afternoon.

Oooh.

He looks HOT AS FUCK in that vid.

Lovely giffing Apes
Sorry about your phone Elky. And very happy birthday to the head of the queue

'lo Comtess

thanks goodness for HBFs to sooth raging wenches.

Elk...I don't know. Terrible things!
Comtesse...totes with you on both tory twats and Tom's hotness...

Apparenlty Thanks twitter the tory fuckwits want to take money from the BBC to give to commercial channels to make children's progammes. WTF? Because what we want is for DCs to be exposed to yet more adverts.

Raarrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh

Rice under a lamp elk that has worked for
Me ...

comtess I got a bit squirmy with the rack thing - thinking your were going all SM on us with the boys ....... So sad to read the rest - not sexually stimulating at all ....

They want to breed an unquestioning and subservient, non-thinking underclass to serve the Eton elite Helen, and they've turned their looming searchlight on the littlies...what better place to start than by controlling the minds of malleable innocents with their carefully selected Private Messages dropped strategically into every episode of Bing and Paw Patrol.

They think we don't realise this.

Arrogant scum.

and fucking hell Comtess you're right....he's hotter than ever. I'm not sure if it's the raked back hair, or the louche draping of himself around that chair, or the twiddling....but I've not been right since I saw it

Elk...you sound like me on one of my anti Tory rants

You think I'm joking Bads - we are as one!.....but it's actually not all that far fetched. The stuff they've pulled this year with the NHS, the education system, benefits cutting, TTIP...and the level of corruption they just get away with, you really couldn't make it up. Seriously, what does it take for shit to stick to these slimy bastards?

Yep
With you 100% there elky
Fucking depressing

Yep I agree too. Fucking horrendous.

Elk Tom wise, the legs and those new boots are doing very good things in that vid, the twirling just sets it off beautifully. FAFtastic. Can't wait

I'm in total denial about sylvie thingy
It's the fingers!!!
Ooooh

Elk, Tom is raking his back hair? Urrrrrgh

Evening wenches.

Don't get me started on the fucking Tories. Don't. Get. Me. Started I doubt any of you really want to hear my diatribe on PFIs, transfer of risk, poorly drawn up contracts, dodgy assessment criteria....

And this U turn on academies - when enough schools convert (and the pressure/force on 'failing' schools & LEA's mean that will happen) , it will be uneconomical for LEAs to provide services to the remaining non-academy schools, so what happens then? I think we can all guess.........

Time for my go-to meditative picture