Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

JESUS MARY & JOSEPH I have missed this and missed them sooooooooo much!

I'm starting to get a bit stomach-lurchy about this now. Soooooo close, we're so close wenches!

MASSIVE FLAIL.

Oh & Fancy - your list of things we hope they've listened to fans' feedback on. That last one made me gasp a bit

Trailer approved & coming SOOOOOONNNNNN

Have just come in to drop dead after seeing that interview. You can lay me out next to fancy, so we will have company.

Did Santi sit like that knowing the effect it would have? I think we know the answer....

Is Paris in disrepute, disrepair or even disarray? It's not clear.

Have they got any idea at all what the show is about? Probably not, but they are still hot as hell.

Nice to see those buttons I was on about in the snug on display....

Happy Birthday BabyElk! I remember two years ago when we were all waiting on tenterhooks for baby news. Awwwww.

YY to Babyelk. Happy bday. Time flies eh when you're wenching hard? Didn't Elk have a special swing in the Tav at one point? Or am I getting confused with something of Liv's?

That was something Liv knocked up for the Cardinal, Sparks. It wouldn't be suitable for babies or humans

No, Elk deffo had a swing. Can't quite remember why, though

Yes I did, it was a special post-natal support device....here I am demo-ing it

And SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Finally the Beeb has given us something to get excited about.

Good god what is Tom Birke twiddling with his hands half way through? I've come (ylt) over all peculiar

And who the fuck is Tom Birke?

BURKE!!!!!!!

I'd managed to work out who you meant, Elky.

Happy birthday BabyElk

Ah sparks, I knew you'd like that last one

MORNING - well I missed this last night ........ FML -

Step away from DOGS cock - it is massive - hence the fact he doesn't need to try make it look larger by continually thrusting it forward in tight leather trousers .

That's me done for a while .......

Morning wenches.

Happy Birthday for yesterday BabyElk.

My general life mojo has picked the worst time to fuck off. I'll watch the video later tonight but major OOOOOOF at the picture of Aramis.

My back went yesterday so I've been hobbling around. Sexy. FMB.

Hope wenches have fabulous days x

Morning. Chucking it down here, I'm glad I did all that washing yesterday!

What a fidget he is, I think it's an elastic band Elk.

for LetUs.

And Santi's no better....

Morning, and thank you to apricot for posting that Santi/Aramis gif - lip licking Santi first thing in the morning

Thanks Apricot, could stare at that Santi one for a while....

Sorry to hear that letus

OMC Apricot that is PERFECTION!

I'm going to need a long lie down and a damp flannel.

The fingers!
The fingers!

Jesus.
The things that man does to me!

He must be mine
He MUST

Santi looks a bit like he's trying to get at his cock in that gif...