Swagger Inn Thread 125. 136,000 posts and over 735 days later - the wenching and perving continues onwards. But WhenTAF will the BBC actually admit that S3 of The Musketeers exists?

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Welcome to another thread of respectful appreciation of rabid perving over the glorious sight to behold that is the assorted HBFs of The Musketeers.

(With a side order of whatever/whoever else we decide to blether on about at the time.)

is MN the right place to say I am happy with the lack of DC's in my life???? xxx

I let mine go completely Ariadne, it had been 20years since I did art with any degree of seriousness, then Malc, our esteemed original OP, who is sadly not on MN anymore got me back into it with her sledgehammer like encouragement and enthusiasm, and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself now.

This lot are a wonderful, nurturing bunch...so if you're ever feeling like you might give it a go again, this is a good place to be

FGS Badders did you go back to bed earlier?

Fortunately MlleElk wants to go as a fairy from the rainbow magic books all I have to do is reach into the dressing up box. Result!

No :(
And spending 2 hours hunched over hand hemming a bloody cape hasn't helped :)
God, I'm a twat.
Oh well.
Ds is happy, I am only slightly crippled with pain. Result!
NOT looking forward to Dh being away next week
Ariadne...this thread is exactly the right place to say anything you want unless you like Jeremy clarkson, in which case you are dead to me
Elk is prodigiously talented. I think we most admire what we are least capable of, in my case I so admire those who are artistic and can draw/paint.
What a wonderful skill to have.

Evening all. Line up the Fuzzy Toms, Mother S, I've still got this stupid catarrhy cough that won't go .

On the other hand, I have been enjoying some 'fling outrageous insults' flirting with workcolleagueoncurrentjob. I utilised the MN staples cockwomble and wankbadger, he seemed impressed

Love it Cinn, we've been waiting ages for one of us to actually manage to use these words on prospective shagger-possibility.

RTFL - love Ryan - want a bloody trooper

World book day - my boys go in their onesies -

Well done Cinn

DH is missing world book day so I am the worst parent ever Badders you are putting too much effort in.

Night all.

Oh - LetUs we are being served food on slates here, regularly.

Ps - Yes ariadne - it would be very bad form, but that hasn't stopped some that I've come across who have a rabid sense of entitlement re. the object of their obsession purely because they are 'fans'. Can't say I'd recognise that behaviour as being that of a 'fan' but there we go. People are strange
Yay for Ryan and Ali though for stepping into the breach.

Evening wenches. Am not really here, I am writing a new cv. God, it's a loathesome job.

Yay for Ryan stepping up, he's lovely he is

badders - stop setting the bar so high for World Book Day FFS , show some solidarity with us lazy fuckers please

Evenin'

Ooh drama ref the 'con's'.
Yes I think the fact that he's probably rehearsing why he's cancelled and fair enough I say . Also glad Ariadders is going to see Kingy as Ryan is tremendous. I also think Ali seems a very sweet person.

Now

What I want to know is whether Tom and Ali are a 'thing' now Tuppence is off with that beardy artist chappie. (Purely based on her attendance at Kent magic show). If so, they're missing a cracking night out in Caerdydd and a nice spa day at St David's Hotel. .

I'd like to be mildly offended on behalf of Wales but we're just not like that so, am not.

I have won big on this whole book day kerfuffle as big boys don't do it, and little boy is on a trip so his year aren't dressing up . And no, at mention of this sort of sorry shite, who would want to be a parent? I'm always v impressed with the creative people like Badders but I'm never one of them. Plus my children all have that 'ffs eyeroll' gene of mine which means they're never bothered about shitness of outfits. And thank fuck for that.

Also. I've been to the gym with ds3. My hip flexors are BURNING. BURNING.

I'm also OTH in a massive way after the last few days of LOTS OF SEX and have no possibility for anything gratifying.

Massive BRF.

This pic also gave me INCONTROLLABLE URGES

Or even UNCONTROLLABLE urges.

Oooh cinn I'd speed read that as you were having a fling and had vicarious Whoop about it. G'wan. Proposition him. Leap year and all. Not marriage. Just a try out

I really need to see the rainy alleyway bit again soon. Oof.

He's been propositioning me for weeks, Comtess, I have generally greeted it with eyerolls. I did have my hands all over his chest today, but we work in an industry where things are a Bit Different, and no-one has any boundaries.

Hmm, that reads like I work in something dodgy. I don't.

I did ask another one of my colleagues to marry me on Monday. He said he was going to collect up all his 29th February proposals and then have a Miss World-type competition to decide the winner. Since I never heard back, I assume I didn't make the shortlist

Cinn what's not to like? Will it bite you as you work in same industry? But think things are for finite periods and everyone moves on so......?

Good to have given him cold shoulder a bit OBVIOUSLY but you know. Friday beers and get in there I say.

And this again.

The eyes

The chest hair

The wetness.

I feel extremely sorry for you Comtess

Evening wenches.

Slates Helen? SLATES?! I hope you gave them what for .

Love your description of events Cinn

Have been creating remainder of DS2's WBD costume.

Is everywench okay? Have RBNRM.

I'm watching Sherlock on alibi and listening to it blowing up a right storm outside. I loathe windy weather.

Right with you Comtess, right with you

and can I also add:

The beard

The strappings

The stood slightly on one hip, sidelong look, that just....scorches

The wetness (deserves another mention I feel)

and that little highlight on his left pectoral that hints at what's underneath, that just makes me want to grab that lapel and yank it really hard?

^ all of that Elk.

And

The Waist

So beautiful accessoried by strappy bits and buttons.

FAFfest of them all.

Really nothing else. Nothing to be about wenches. There is Nothing.

Except Wet Tom. I think I'll take him off to bed now.

Nos da wenchi