Swagger Inn Thread 124 - Why Are We Waiting? Why-y Are We Waiting? Why Are We Wa-aiting For Series 3?

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Come kill some time with us as we wait for the elusive Series 3 - bring your pics, your hopes & dreams and ANY NEWS ABOUT SERIES 3. Getting desperate here.

and/or and and And Athos for Elk in anticipation of BabyElk's latest escapade...

I love the sound of babyelk - a wench in the making - learning to massage with Vaseline is a valuable life skill

She'd Miltoned the bathroom, and mopped up with a teddy bear

It is Tart but only if you have your own washing machine and will clean up after yourself. (Or you're at someone else's house!)

elk I am crying with laughter at babyelks antics - she needs a blog of her own .....

Oh well, at least Teddy's clean, then?

helen you are of course correct - or you could just sweep out the hayloft and bring in another bale or two and soft fur throws for the next session ........

Adds VAT of Vaseline to stock take

Morning.

Oh God, what a shock for you comtess. Hopefully, he'll make a quick recovery and be back carousing or whatever it is that teens do in no time.

Arf at mouse feeding stations. And at Howard from take that. Is he the one that looks like Chewbacca on that impressions show?

I'm currently engaging in a Mexican standoff with toddlermouse. The little git will not give in. He's currently in hat, coat, scarf, pocketwatch and boots and refuses to leave the front door till he gets to go out with daddy. I've……err……left him there. So I can have tea.

Tm went for a nocturnal wander last night at 2am and Babymouse slept in the parental bed. So I have had no sleep at all.

elk she sounds so cute. Infuriating, yet cute. She'd get on well with the mouselets.

On the bright side elk you now have a sterile teddy bear? :)
Sorry. But it's funny when it's other people's kids :)
Well. Work was eventful. If kids weren't complaining of feeling sick they were fighting or falling over. We ran out of ice packs!
My gum (sans tooth) is still sooooo sore I do hope it heals up soon.
Ds1 has football training tonight so pizza tea.
Ds2 has homework. Fun times.

Oh, how is Ds Comtesse?

Babymouse especially likes the application of creams/unguents to himself/the floor/every fucking where. A few days ago it was a full pot of dream cream into the floor. And the time before that it was half a pot of sudocrem into himself. I had to ring 101 cos I thought he might have eaten some of it. The woman on the other end could hear him yelling "HAI! HAI!"

Puts whisky on bar; runs out for late school run..........

I babysat for a friend many years ago. She had a 4 year old son.
I was in the kitchen when I suddenly realised it had gone very quiet.
I went upstairs.
He was naked, in bed covered in Vicks vapourub! :)
Luckily my friend thought it was funny!

Pssst, Tart, you may need the power washer.

Awwwwww, children. They're soooo lovely. Well, they gave us a good laugh in the staff room today with "Mr X! So & so & so & so (year 6) are having sex in the toilets!"

Just catching up. Thanks for all the birthday wishes wenches! And Helen, phwoar to that collage. Just popping off to print and laminate it...

mouse baby mouse sounds very similar to baby tart

I'm sure he was thoroughly decongested badders.

Aaw maybe we could build them a padded cell annexe off the tav where they can't cover themselves in stuff or escape or raise hell together. Baby tart, elk and mouse. Any others about or just the three of them?

power hosing hayloft out - Christ it is filthy (ylt) up here you would think it was used as a den of inequity by a bunch of horny wenches and HBFs.::......

Afternoon wenchi!

Home in record early time to take over nursing duty. Thank you for asking - he's doing ok! Sleeping and resting and not bored yet. Elk yes it is Casanova (it would be, he was always this sort of child). Casually happened to glance at his phone just now only to see lots of messages from the ex-(suck my clit) Gf today, so he is clearly working the wounded warrior bit.

Happily this has got me out of 2 arse-achingly dull meetings this week, so in a very good mood.

Elk and Mouse love the little ones antics.

Tart fucking hell the commute sounds torturous.

Sparks re 'sex in the loos'.

Right, off to be motherly ...

Check it's clear before you do that next time would you?

helen I am so sorry - however on the plus side, Athos inadvertently partook in a wet shirt competition..... This can surely only be a good thing....?
Also can I just point out that DOG IS FAF AS FAF can be ........ Grabs dog and heads for the dunes ....... Chaffing aside sex on a beach is fun

Sparks!!