Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Where's Badders by the way?

And I forgot to say I loved the new thread carnage and MNHQ intervention (High-fives old-name-twin YetanotherHelenMNHQ)

'His Shrivelly-cocked Eminence'????

The Cardinal works VERY hard - and don't forget he often has two of us down there (nlt/ylt) so he has to work twice as hard but with age comes experience

Of course Fluff you are totally entitled to have your opinion and I wouldn't dream of disagreeing with you, particularly as you have such lovely taste in Musketeers

Will one of you let me in the dungeon as I don't know how long I can be nice for?!

Can I add it is very unnerving when Liv is being nice like this, and calling the HBFs handsome?

Twirls dungeon key round finger....

Also, I noticed last night that the baby in the "Athena" picture is Henri, isn't it? Not the Dolphin? Just going by the barrels in the background, obviously.

AH HA HA HA HA!

You will never find the key.....

Awww Morelike you are very witty! And of course the HBFs are handsome, not to mention so very lucky to have such wonderful, beautiful, intelligent wenches. I'm sure the Cardinal wishes that he had his pick of the wenches too

She seems a bit desperate...

Oh - Liv congratulations on your popular literary efforts, by the way

Helen Thank you! I'm having to start another chapter now

And if I have any pic allowance, please allow me to share pictures of the three of the hottest men in the show the Cardinal is obviously number one sexy man and could out-shag everyone else but as he isn't in the show any more it's okay

totally gutted at using half my precious pic allowance on manky blokes

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What?

Do you Think his two cocks fight liv? When not Otherwise Engaged that is.

I reckon the only reason the Cardinal doesn't need recovery time is because it's sick that way due to rigor mortis

*stuck, not sick

Norah ^^ I posted a Porthos pic! You can't expect the others to - they don't like him and won't use their picture allowance to make your day better because they are really mean - still, I care

There's a link upthread to some more of my filth, this time The Thick Of It related!

And of course his two beautiful huge meaty cocks don't fight - interestingly though, they do taste different...

Cinn Rigor mortis????? Is today 'Pick on the Cardinal because he is too sexy for we mere mortals to deal with Day'?

Don't make me leave the dungeon door open....

Had I come back in earlier, Liv, I would have given you the key just for that Santi picture!

Although probably would have needed a democratic wench decision had Norah not taken charge of things (Norah must have been the heavily disguised wench, I guess).

Morethan Now would I caption such a minging pic as that - I wouldn't want to offend you wonderful wenches

makes mental note to caption Aramis pic

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(bursts in through the tav door)(knocks over a table or two) "I have found you.... bloody phone would not let me join you yesterday......."
Love the face off and antics of the wenches up above, but am relieved that Liv is back in the dungeon and I am sure she is relieved (ylt) too.....
I have murdered a few people this morning, so if Liv has Dog down in the cellar with her, could she kindly release him as I need some release (ylt) before I get slammed in jail........

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Hi Tart Sounds incredibly stressful! Of course you may have Dog - in fact, since the new equipment arrived, he's already rather horny so go for it!

So long as nobody wants the Cardinal for the next few days hours as he is a very horny busy

Tart you are such a caring wench, posting pics for all team. Lovely ones at that.

This is the one I wanted to post earlier of Vronsky.

lunch/schoooool ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn....