Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Placematting. Happy Diwali, one and all. I managed to miss Bonfire Night by being overseas, but the fireworks tonight are pretty loud and prolonged.

Omg Anna Karenina link!

Ah ha ha at having to get MNHQ to edit the title because it was too clean! Top wenching morelike, and thank you for posting my favourite gif.

Have been out nearly all day & still have some ironing to do tonight FFS. Oh and one of the cats missed the litter tray, so after getting after 9, & putting away the rest of the grocery order I had to clean up cat piss from the utility floor. And put more washing on as it seemed to be on a pile of washing waiting to be done tomorrow.

I've finally found you! I've had a giggle catching up, especially seeing liv parrying with other wenches. .

I'm flaming knackered. Night wenches.

Night Flopsy. I've been to the dentist and had a haircut today, done a bit more Christmas shopping, shortened a pair of trousers and cleaned the bathroom. Need to make a start on panto planning

Evening wenches

Excellent new thread! Lovely pics.

Liv - what have I told you? Right, I've locked you out of the dungeon until further notice. The Cardinal remains very much in the dungeon. With Vinnie. Play nice and I'll unlock it mmkay?

I meant to post this one earlier but got distracted by work.... and then the computer decided than instead of attaching this picture, I obviously wanted to attach a copy of the latest manuscript I'm working on. Which
a) wouldn't attach because it's not a jpg
b) wouldn't be very interesting for you even if it did

We'll stick with the HBFs I think, not tedious work stuff

LetUs You are my favourite member of Team Aramis - in fact I happen to know that you are the only one he fancies! And I'm not surprised - I would too

Oh LetUs pleeeeease don't let Liv back in the dungeon with the shrivel-cocked Cardinal. The noises coming out of there last night were monstrous. any chance of booking an hour for me to "educate" Father Vega?

liv - you fickle wench

Livia you are the most servy wench of all. (see what I did there?). Good work.

But don't let her back in the dungeon, for God's sake.

The key to let Liv back into the dungeon gets passed around the wenches. You have to be nice to everywench but yes he loves me best or at least he will on Friday

I think Father Vega is waiting - depends who gets there first

Thanks for the special pic on the last page btw sparkles!

Lovely one of Father Vega too, Letus.

I think all of you wenches are totally awesome and I love you all - your HBFs are very lucky that you fancy them! ^^

Now can I please have that key?? Or do I have to subject you all to a reading of my latest filth? I don't want the Cardinal to get frustrated

Fluff The Cardinal educated Father Vega last night - that was the cause of some of the noise

You'll have to work harder than that liv

Oit, Fancy get your face mouth nethers off MY Father Vega

Evening wenchi

Fucking hilare thread debacle Haydee, nice to see our reputation in this area is still unsullied. Marvellous

Helen fucking LOVELY pics thank you. I still think Paris Tom is the best so far. Very hopeful of some kind of good beard promo for S3 when the beard is properly a beard not the fake monstrous beard. I'm rambling wenches. Also H forgot to do the 'bat wench' solidarity symbol. Love it.

Message for Nonny/Badders/Elk - please post some hot Tom Athos filth that I can devour.

Still DESPERATE and NEEDY for Something.

Fancy - have you caught up with Quinn yet?

The HBFs are enjoying the show too...

I have exercised permanent loophole rights over him as none of the other wenches wanted him. Now I've got him trained up suddenly everyone wants a piece. Not happening. (Not until I get on the Aramis rota anyway)

Oh and thank you all for being so lovely about my new hair. It went very well this morning. Which was nice. (And surprising) . No one here has commented