Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Ooh look, Dog's doing the 'Naughty Tom' photoshop pose in that ^^ pic. Shall I photoshop him some accessories like Tom's?

fluffy I'd back down now (just for tonight anyhow) if I were you. I have been whipped up into a seething tornado of pre-menstrual rage by everything (but mostly people dawdling in front of me). How several of the fuckers didn't end up under tube trains today I don't know.

So now you know. If you're nice, I'll leave him just about serviceable for tomorrow.

Er, no comtess, still woefully behind. Am hoping for a bit of a catch up at the weekend though. Any hot men to look forward to in it? I like Quinn, but miss Faf Zaf more

Fancy in that case please be my guest. Yoyr need is obviously great. Feel free to take out all your rage on him he likes that. Just leave him in the vestry for me if you would be so kind.

Fancy Actually you are my fave member of Team Aramis really

Cinn Dog hasn't quite got the same smirk going, but go for it

I love you all

Tomorrow I shall be all sweetness & light (and filthy after dark - it is Aramis Thursday after all). But probably still sweary. Sorry Flopsy.

fluffy - thank you kindly. I will leave him in the vestry for you, with some rehydration fluids and energy bars.

Morning all!

Fucking hell I missed comtesses hair AGAIN!!!

fluff I CANT BELIEVE you took benjamin he was my secret non-rota day substitute

Dp gone away for a few days so my mum is coming today

Morning wenches.

Where are you up to with rewatches? Ep6?

Morning wenches Hope you are all well now can I have the dungeon key back please

Well it would appear that my latest literary effort has proven popular - now I have to write more apparently

And may I just say that those pics of Aramis/Athos/Porthos are rather nice just in case one of Team Aramis/Athos/Porthos has the key although I would never be awesome enough to join the ranks of Team Aramis/Athos/Porthos* obviously, but a wench can dream...

*delete as applicable

Er.... Yes LetUs - we had Pinon last week, so Ep6 Eclipse shennanigans this weekend.

I have just had form filling frenzy for next year's holiday and now I shall be working Once I've got some washing on...

Morning everyone.

Yes, ep 6 on Sunday letus - lots of lovely faf Aramis to look forward to

fluffy, thank you for the 'loan' - am feeling much calmer today, if a little tired . Father Vega probably needs a quiet morning, he's tucked up in the vestry having a recuperative nap.

Good luck with your DM madame - at least it's Thursday, maybe she could babysit for you?

Have a lot of jobs to catch on today & not much energy, wonder if this will get me going?

I am loving the new aramis porthos dog athos appreciating liv!

helen this time I am going for proper giving up! again

Sorry Madame but if he was secret then how could I have known?
I must say he was very satisfying. Be grateful that you have a rota day, I just have to take what I can get via the loophole
Still no dungeon key Liv? Bahahahaha!!

Oh Fancy that has certainly got me going below the waist. Glad you enjoyed his priestliness and that you're feeling calmer today. He's coming along quite nicely isn't he? Still needs constant shagging work though. I'm a bit knackered myself after an enthusiastic night with Ben so I'll let him rest today and build his strength.

Yes fluffy, you obviously have a talent for teaching, very pleasing progress indeed - and how tickly is that 'tache?

Good luck with the giving up madame - make sure you have plenty of distractions

Oh, fancy the lovely canopy gif! One of my favourites. Thanks very much!

Also a lovely Santi gif.

While you were all squabbling over father Vega last night I snuck off with Vronsky.... That was a night to remember....

Look, the stare!

I was going to post one of Vronsky too but I only have one pic at the moment.

Lovely pic Haydee. Glad you had eye-watering sex fun with Vronsky last night. Are you planning on shagging entertaining him again this evening by any chance? Only if he's available....

Ooh it's so nice to see pics of handsome men

resists temptation to mention that the Cardinal doesn't need time to build his strength back up as he is very virile and always up for it

resists temptation to tell Liv that if His Shrivelly-cocked Eminence doesn't need a rest then she is not working him nearly hard enough