Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

I am try to redeem myself - so you all give glowing references of me when I am in front of the judge judges are usually slightly older and into kinky shit, so may introduce them to Liv and the cellar for her and the cardinals entertainment tonight
Thanks liv I always appreciate a horny and ready to hump Dog.....
Right to prison school run I must go

Is Liv still down in the dungeon?

I am having a mare. Left home 8 hours ago to come to London, traffic, late train, no buses. My consultant was off sick. My pump failed on Monday. I've been given an update and I'm now on the bus back to Waterloo and I can't work it!!
Bad timing, seeing as my flight, you know, for my rendezvous with Athos, my hot date (yeah, yeah, I know it's unlikely, but one has to dream) is in a few hours.
Not the time to fuck about with diabetes by introducing the latest fad angle technology.

I'll be seeing you later, young man

Judges are usually slightly older and into kinky shit

Baaaaad images in my head. Not in a good way.

I'm not sure whether to be glad I can help or badly insulted by the implication that just because they may be into kinky shit, that the Cardinal and I will accommodate them

You're welcome morelike, I thought I'd try to get topical with that gif.

And holy fuck, what a beautiful Vronsky pic

You sound like I was yesterday tart, hope Dog is as beneficial to you as Father Vega was to me.

Oh goodness obs, hope you get it sorted

For the cat loving wenches

I will really try to tune in on Sunday, fancy if we are watching eclipse episode. Not for the (very silly) plot, but for the hotness and fafness that is Aramis.

Please do morelike, there's so much faf Aramis to admire in that ep.

Liv no-one but you ever wants the Cardinal.
Can't help thinking that Tart might be turning into Liv's apprentice. All that picture posting and grovelling being caring.
For the love of God Liv will you keep the noise down in there??!!
Lovely pic Haydee. It has quite got me in the mood for a bit of Vronsky lurve tonight

^^

fluff , yes, you have a turn on Vronsky tonight, but I hope ii haven't worn him out too much for you.

Hmmmm now where's Lancelot

Thanks Haydee . To be honest, after Father Vega's sex-monster enthusiasm 2 nights ago and Ben's sublime (but demanding) skills last night, a bit of gentle Vronsky will be just the ticket, so I don't mind if he's feeling my breasts subdued and romantic. I like him like that.

Hey.... As much as I am potentially inspired by Liv and her deviant tasted.... I am only practising them with DOG.... The Cardinal is all hers...

Phew, that's a relief Tart. Aren't you worried that Dog might be a bit inexperienced innocent naive feathery strokey young for full-on dungeon action though? You don't want him coming peaking too soon. Or maybe you do...

Who let all the wenches into the dungeon?? And can you please come and get them as they appear to be a little traumatised

Actually Dog had made surprising progress since he started to have sexytimes in the dungeon

Oh and I managed to get the key from the 'mystery wench' - the Cardinal has it and I can guarantee that you wouldn't want to take it back, given where he has hidden it

Evening. Two things:-

1. That Vronsky pic is to DIE FOR. Hnnnnnngggggggg
2. Sunday rewatches are stuffed! I'm A Celeb is starting & that is the one show in the year I watch with my entire family - arrrghhhhhh! And i haven't missed a single RW

Evening wenches. Knackered

I'm always thinking of you Comtess

Know exactly what you mean about premenstrual rage Fancy

for Madame

Well done on the filth Liv

Bloody hell Obs

Awwwww thanks WW I have been planning it for weeks!

Oh ffs sparks. Does it start this sun? Shall we move rewatch to sat nights? I never go out so makes no difference to me May be better for comtesse?

Thanks for the wine ww, what's it for?

obs jesus! Is it working now? Take care of yourself kay?

Your mum visiting Madame