Zombie's Surgical Adventures and Beyond

[IamtheZombie]

There's still plenty of room for posts on the current thread but I'm starting this one now as I may be offline for some time.

I've asked iklboo to keep an eye on my FB timeline and to copy / paste the updates here so they should appear as and when.

Make sure you have your chianti and fava beans ready for the 11th!

Can I be a crack shot riding a horse then?

Ok if you insist ! You will have to find a your own picture as I have used all my allowance for today up !!

Yay!!! I luffs Lin

Hahaha Annie Ikly !! I hope all our entertainers are busy practising for our first live performance, no slacking just cause it's Sunday !!

Where's all the troupe ? Are you all busy practising your turns !

I've only fallen off twenty seven times today so I'm improving. I can hit the target instead of the crockery but the feathers up me bum in the costume may need a rethink.

My lions are resting.

I am busy sewing sequins and fairy lights on to my train. Hah!

Did any of you ever see Circus Archaos?

Topless stiltwalkers juggling chainsaws, leapfrogging motorcyclists and a JCB digger that lifted the trapeze artists up to their platforms.

Lots of fire and explosions, and a mini (car) full of people and water.

Was very exciting, mainly because it really was very, very dangerous! The night I saw it one of the motorcyclists ploughed into the front row of the audience

If we're allowed double duty, can I please drive the digger?

I'm sorry team DBF but you need to get your act together.

I'm a newly declared team member and, as such, have immunity from all pre-planned high jinx.

I'm sat here expecting to be entertained.

I'm expecting fire-eating feats of fearlessness, horseback escapades of heroism and lion taming antics beyond those of my wildest imagination.

Instead of getting these I appear to be sat here contemplating whether to make cottage pie or chicken curry for tomorrow's tea!!!!!

My life is dull - don't let me down.

PS Zombie, how talented are your cats??? Could they walk the tightrope or be blasted from a cannon into a safety net???

Just a thought!

Ooh Phalanx, we've never had demands before, have we?

I feel as if we've always been more about contributions.

I guess encouraging new posters invites different interpretations.

Over to you Zomb!

Dame , if you want first class entertainment you have to be patient whilst we all practice. My trapeze swing broke today , so I will have to wait for a replacement.
BBB glad to see you are getting on with your outfit.
We have people waiting to watch us all, so everything must be perfection !

We can do this BBB. , we may even end up getting an Oscar for our performance. I'm sure we will, we are all so talented.

I don't think there will be any gongs for blasting ZombieCats out of a cannon

Quelle horreur!

Hahhayou will have to find something else to blast. Do we need a human volunteer ?

I've got two terrible tortoiseshell kitties who could give it a go. One is ripping up the doormat and the other has a weird foot fetish and won't come out from under the duvet.

Crap cat tamer I am!

Wolfie you must get on quickly with your. Tiger taming, we have a performance to arrange.

I don't want to blast anyone, or anything

That was audience feedback.

I think the lions are running a temperature, we may have to delay the premiere.

We could ping Zing and get her to persuade WoollyHugs to knit us a red carpet.

Where is Zing, I haven't seen her for ages , is she ok ?

I can crochet us a red carpet, I have loads of wool.

I think she's tangled up with the woolly ones, very happily afaik.

You need to focus on mending your swing lin

Delegate darling, delegate.

Have you not been concentrating?

I have wool.
Tortie (which phone thinks should be torrid!) terrors temporarily subdued!
Da dah!

DameMargaret, the ZombieCats™ are indeed talented. But it's more than my life's worth to try and insert them into a cannon barrel.

Let's see...

ZombieCatG is a butter fiend. Any knife that has touched butter and not then been immediately put in the dishwasher is fair game. She has demonstrated extraordinary acrobatic skills in reaching some of them.

ZombieCatM is very good at wandering around in circles talking to herself.

ZombieCatT specialises in head butting.

There must someway to combine those talents into a show number.

I can mend my swing with some very strong tape and string. Or I could crochet a rope to tie it up in red to match the carpet.
Zombie , you need to look up your presentation. After all you are in charge and must control us all !

Fatty is all ok ?