Zombie's Surgical Adventures and Beyond

[IamtheZombie]

There's still plenty of room for posts on the current thread but I'm starting this one now as I may be offline for some time.

I've asked iklboo to keep an eye on my FB timeline and to copy / paste the updates here so they should appear as and when.

Make sure you have your chianti and fava beans ready for the 11th!

Hmm. Am I the clown?!

No clowns though. Please. No. Clowns. Clowns is eeeeeeeevil.

Clowns arent evil.

Well shall I be the performing elephant or the clumsy trapeze artist then?
Suggestions welcome. But not a contortionist. I'd break something a lot of something's

No Wolfie, you can do as you wanted and tame tigers ! We have to recruit more artists though !

I luff tigers! We need ponies. I love ponies too!

I will be the elephant! I am as big as one

Yes!

I'm the one with the feather on her head straddling the daddy lion.

Quietly authoritative see

Sorry fatty but I weighed myself the other day. (Started using a Fitbit). I think I may have a weight advantage on you! Come joint the Tiger Tamers!

This is our tiger tamer Wolfie.

That's scary! And I thought I was terrifying!

Wolfie I'm 15st 8lb (I put on a Stone over Christmas! How the feck I managed that I don't know!) So I'm definitely an elephant.

What job do you want fatty in the phalanx circus ? And Ikl ?

I can be the elephant that stands on the ball.
Erm... I could be a clown...a very fat clown

Wolfie weighs in at pretty much 14. Was over 17 so we can be heffalumps together. (Just need some woozels now!)

My Dd collects clowns and one of them I can't stand Has a white face and pointed hat, when she was at home she had everything clown. Quilt cover, bedside lamp everything you could get. She has two really big ones which we got her as gifts. Ok fatty you can be our clown

Yay! Let me put my make up on...

Here we go

Hahaha fatty ! I have a better one of you

Haha perfect lin

Zombie must be the ringmaster as she will be in charge of us all.

We need a job for Ikl and I only have one more pic I can put on as I've used 5 already !

Well let's think of an ikljob (see what I did there?!) Then I will hunt out and post a pic if you want.

The Ringmistress needs a whip.

Ah but my pic has Zombie fingers which suits you better
Ikl can ride a horse