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Swagger Inn (The Snug - extended)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 05/06/2015 23:12

For them that wants it, since the old snug is nearing the end of its life.
Come in, sit by the fire and relax with a Fuzzy Tom (or whatever drink grabs your fancy) and indluge in some drivel about which Musketeer is the FAFest.

If you're lucky, a literary wench might tell you a story.

(PS - No doilies allowed)

This thread is not be replacing The Tavern.
It's not a thread number
It's rumbling-in-the-background for anything that people don't want to put in the Tavern.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 07/06/2015 09:39

Well I don't care - I love the plot details. It's educational innit? Grin Now we know all about different types of roses and that's bound to be useful at some point Hmm

And if Elk rates her efforts as a 5/10 - frankly I'm not sure I want to read anything higher...

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FolknNorah · 07/06/2015 10:01

ignore that whole post, I'm being a dick and I'm sorry. except where I said ilya, 'cos that's true innit.

see, I learnt that there is a church built by the English in Calais. #interestingeducationalfact

also, PORTHOS
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LetUsPrey · 07/06/2015 10:12

Ooooo SF - fantastic!

Norah - a word if you don't mind. Over here. Yes, just in this corner. Mmkay?

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 07/06/2015 10:22

Norah Don't make me send the Cardinal over to give you one a telling off too although I know you secretly love him really

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LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 07/06/2015 10:22

Blush Feck - wrong pic... Grin

FolknNorah · 07/06/2015 10:28

no no it's fine I was/am being a dick. Won't do it again. please just read and ignore read and ignore etc etc.

To whom it may concern; GET ON WITH YOUR TAVLIT.

LaComtess · 07/06/2015 11:29

Lovely lovely. Blimey this has brought back some memories SF.

Pleased we've got over the 'being daft' stuff . We are loving it. Keep on writing.

Also, I liked the bit about the crossings of the channel and how long you might have to wait etcetera. Like all those bits.

Laters.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 07/06/2015 15:14

NORFLOPS AND THE MUSKETEER

It had been a quiet evening in the Tavern. The King was giving a huge ball to celebrate the birth of the Dauphin, and the Musketeers and the Red Guard, who were regulars in the Tavern, were either on duty at the ball or relaxing at the barracks.

Norah sat by the fire, her long legs resting on a stool. Her beautiful eyes were closed and she was daydreaming. She would normally be rushed off her feet but was enjoying the rest. D’Artagnan had been in earlier but had not stayed long – he had muttered something about the Cardinal and left. She and Flopsy were supposed to be on duty, but she had sent Flopsy home as it was so quiet.

Suddenly she heard the door open and Porthos, one of the King’s Musketeers came in. Norah blushed, she was used to serving these handsome men but there was something about Porthos that wrong footed her. He was a huge man, with a flashing smile and a deep, sexy laugh and every time he looked at her, she felt her body react to him like it did to no other man. She and Flopsy had spent many hours talking about him, and imagining what he would be like in bed – they both decided that he would be amazing.

A few weeks before, Norah had been walking to the Tavern in the rain, when he pulled up in his carriage. He had been to pick up supplies. He leant down and offered her a lift. She accepted, nervously. He had chatted to her on the journey but she had been distracted by his masculine smell and the closeness between them. Since then, he had become an obsession for her. She didn’t think he would really notice her though.

“Evening, Norah” he said.

“Evening” she smiled, blushing red to the very roots of her hair. “Usual?”

“Of course” he grinned.

“So, err, what are you doing here tonight? Are your friends not with you?” Norah tried desperately to engage him in casual chat.

Porthos grinned. “No they are on duty, except D’Artagnan, and I have no idea where he goes when he is off duty. I was bored, so I thought I would come and see my favourite wench.”

Norah blushed even deeper and smiled shyly at him. He really was incredibly attractive but she was wary of him, because he had a reputation with the ladies.

“Why don’t you come over here and join me – in fact, get yourself a drink” Porthos gestured towards the chairs by the fire. Norah, heart pounding, did as he suggested.

They chatted for a while, the conversation mainly from Porthos. Norah smiled and nodded in the right places while her mind went into overtime. She could see him, his face reflecting the firelight. She started to feel heat building between her thighs and hoped he wouldn’t notice.

Suddenly he stopped talking. He had been thinking about Norah for many weeks, but was nervous about approaching her. For a man like Porthos, this was very unusual, but he had realised that, instead of thinking of her just as a wench, he found her very funny and intelligent. He didn’t want to make a pass at her, only for her to reject him.

Norah didn’t know what he was thinking, so she stood up and offered him another drink. He snapped out of his reverie and said he would like one but that he would get it.

He stood up, but being a little distracted, dropped his tankard. Norah stood up to pick it up at the same time that Porthos did, and they locked eyes.

Suddenly it seemed like time had stood still. He looked deeper into her eyes and kissed her. She kissed him back enthusiastically, running her hands through his thick hair. She could feel herself getting wet already and also could feel Porthos’ erection begin to stir through his breeches.
She moved her hand down to caress his erection, making him gasp with delight. His hands stroked her breasts through her shift, hardening her nipples. She moaned as he ran his tongue up her neck, nibbling on her earlobe. Norah was more turned on than she had ever been and her only thought was of Porthos and her need for him.

Suddenly, they heard a noise. Norah turned to see Flopsy coming into the Tavern. “Oh... Sorry... I just came back as I had forgotten something.” It was difficult to know who was the most embarrassed.

Norah was so turned on that her mind was working overtime. “Why don’t you join us. I’m sure Porthos won’t mind!”

She glanced over at Porthos, who seemed to have lost the power of speech. He grinned at her, which she took as his agreement.

Flopsy looked at both of them and made her mind up. “Sounds like a great idea” she grinned.

Finally, Porthos’ brain seemed to wake up. “We can’t do it here, anyone could see us. Let’s go back to my quarters, the barracks is deserted for the next few hours”.

Five minutes later, the three of them were at the barracks. As soon as the door had been locked, Porthos sat on the bed to take his boots off. Suddenly Norah leapt on him, kissing him passionately and rubbing herself against his hard groin. Everyone began to disrobe, in between kissing. When Norah and Flopsy were naked, they lay back on the bed. Porthos stopped undressing for a moment, and gazed at the two beautiful women in front of him. He grinned, not believing his luck.

He removed the last of his clothes and climbed onto the bed. Norah and Flopsy moved over slightly to give him enough space to lie between them. He began to kiss Norah deeply, relishing the taste of her. He felt Flopsy’s hands moving up the back of his legs, around his butt cheeks and around to his cock. Flopsy gasped as she felt his hardness, he had a huge cock. She slowly started to stroke his length, making Porthos gasp.

He moved down Norah’s body, stroking and licking her nipples. Norah moaned gently as her nipples hardened. She could feel the wetness between her legs growing. Still licking and sucking her nipples, he ran his hands across her smooth stomach and straight down to her thighs. Norah groaned with frustration but Porthos just smiled. “Plenty of time for that” he grinned.

He moved down the bed and indicated to the wenches to move closer together, which they did with great enthusiasm. Norah started to kiss Flopsy gently, making her moan with desire. Porthos could feel his cock was getting slick with pre-come. He gently moved Norah’s legs apart and started stroking her clit. She sighed, feeling herself getting even wetter. He licked the wetness from her thighs, before moving up to concentrate on her clit. At the same time, he moved a hand over to Flopsy’s wet pussy and gently ran his fingertips around her wet cleft.

He could hear both women gasping and moaning louder as they both got nearer their orgasms. Norah grabbed the back of his head to increase the intensity of the sensation, and he licked and sucked her clit harder. After a few moments of this, he felt Norah tense and cry out as she crashed over the edge into the best orgasm she had ever experienced. This was swiftly followed by Flopsy’s scream as she also came onto his clever fingers.

Both women lay back, getting their breath. Porthos moved back up and kissed them both deeply, allowing them to both taste Norah’s juices on his tongue.

After a few minutes, Norah took his hard cock in her hand and started to stroke his length, making him even bigger. She looked him in the eye as she did so, seeing the desire in his face. Flopsy moved nearer and started to lick the head of his cock, tasting his pre-come and making him gasp. He didn’t know if he could last much longer.

He swore under his breath as he came closer to his climax and Norah and Flopsy stopped their ministrations and, as if communicating silently, looked into each other’s eyes and kissed again. They heard Porthos groan again as he saw the two beautiful women enjoying each other.

Suddenly Norah broke off the kiss and straddled Porthos. She took his cock in her hand again, and with a smooth movement, took his entire length inside her. She stayed still for a moment, relishing the feel of his huge length in her. She slowly started to move up and down, her juices mixing with his pre-come and her muscles gently squeezing his length. Porthos took her gorgeous breasts into his huge hands and leant forward so that he could lick her hard nipples. He had a reputation for being a ladies man but he had never experienced anything this good. Meanwhile, Flopsy was running her tongue around the area of his neck under his ear, which was a secret kink he had never told anyone about.

Norah’s pace increased and Porthos rolled her over so that he was on top. He started to thrust into her harder, relishing the feel of her beautiful cunt opening and closing around him like a gorgeous flower. Flopsy positioned herself so she could lick his balls. The rush of sensations became too much for him and, with a final hard thrust, both he and Norah cried out as they came together.

They fell back against the pillows again. “What about me?” Flopsy asked, grinning at them both.

“Demanding wenches” Porthos laughed. “I think I have got more than I bargained for with you two!” Despite his words, he was rapidly hardening again.

He started to stroke her clit again. Flopsy was so wet from his ministrations and seeing her two lovers enjoying each other that she was very close to coming. Not wanting to prolong her frustration any further, Porthos moved up her body, nibbling and kissing her. Slowly, he slid his cock into her depths. She was so very wet and was now begging him to make her come. He set up a steady rhythm, causing the sensations to mount in her. Her breath got shorter as she came closer.

“Come for me Flopsy” he whispered in her ear. His words sent her over the edge. Her body arched and she cried out, calling his name. He kept thrusting into her during her long orgasm until, to his own surprise, he came inside her.

Eventually he rolled off her and lay back. Norah and Flopsy both put their heads on his chest and snuggled into him. He stroked their hair and, very soon, they all fell into an exhausted sleep.

LaComtess · 07/06/2015 16:37

Ooofz . UNF.

Blimey. Finally a man who can multitask.... Grin

FancyFancy · 07/06/2015 17:01

Grin comtess

Very nice livia, that's given norflops something pleasant to think about today

norah - I think of smut as like sex - sometimes you want hard, fast & dirty & the next time slower & gentler & with more build-up, variety is everything & makes it all enjoyable

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/06/2015 17:37

It's a bit roasting in my garden

FolknNorah · 07/06/2015 20:19
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Crikey liv Blush Blush

it's like you were actually there

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LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 07/06/2015 20:20

Grin I just hope it's okay - it's a different genre than I am used to Blush

Flopsy28 · 07/06/2015 21:02

Shine a light liv!

That was bloody awesome. Is it wrong that I could totally imagine that happening Norah?

come for me Flopsy.....

FolknNorah · 07/06/2015 21:15

I told you to NC to FolknFlora didn't I floppersz Wink

It's not wrong floppersz Totes understandable. Grin

you should stray from the old style more often liv eh?

SpanielFingers · 07/06/2015 21:34

oh wow liv that was fab. Grin

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Standing apart from the rest, Porthos watched France slowly disappear. No-one had approached him, preferring to leave him to his thoughts which he was grateful for. The Captain had advised Jeanne to stay below deck once they’d got underway and the Musketeers to not lose sight of her. His sailors were the best there were, he said, but hadn’t seen their sweethearts for months. Despite staying overnight in Calais, it was best she stay out of sight,
Fuming at how unfair this was, she allowed Aramis to accompany her to her quarters.
“He meant well.” He tried to reassure her. “And I’m glad we’re down here away from the wind,” He ran a hand through his hair to flatten it a little and smiled at her, his eyes dancing.
She gave him a look, but let the matter rest. It hadn’t turned out so badly, she thought as she removed her cloak and sat on the bench that passed as a bed. Looking around the tiny cabin, Aramis took his off, hung it with his hat and as there was no other place, sat next to her.
Immediately she was aware of his thigh pressed along the length of hers, his arm resting on the bench seat behind her, aware that this meant his body was angled toward hers, and his face naturally turned toward her, able to see the pulse in her neck and smell her scent. Focussing on the wooden ceiling he controlled his breath with great difficulty.
As the ship headed further into the channel, the waves grew stronger and Aramis found himself pushed against Jeanne more and more. Each time he righted himself, apologised and they both blushed a little, until a more violent wave caused him to push her against the cabin wall, only his hand braced on it above her shoulder stopped him head-butting her.
She turned in shock, finding herself nose to nose with him, his dark eyes glittering in the dim light watching her carefully.
Turning slightly, she looked back at him steadily, only the fact that she was breathing a little more heavily than normal betraying her. Unable to stop himself he glanced at her mouth, causing her to nervously bite her lower lip, moistening it briefly before she was still again. Letting out a slight sigh, he kissed her, gently at first, still not sure whether this was something they should pursue.
Again the boat tipped a little, and this time she put a hand on his shoulder as his mouth came down onto hers, not, he noted to hold him off, but to keep him there.
Jeanne returned his kisses hungrily. She had waited for days for the opportunity to do it again and finally her patience had been rewarded. A small involuntary sigh escaped her as he deepened the kiss, using his tongue to tease hers, before he pulled back slightly, to gently take her lips in his and run his tongue over them. He moved a hand up to hold her head, a thumb circling the soft skin of her cheek whilst the other one remained braced against the wall. He allowed the movement of the ship to push him further onto her, until she was pinned by his entire torso against the wall.
He moved his hand, at first mirroring the other on her face, then slowly kept moving it down, until he got to the top of her dress. He paused, again gently stroking her skin, before another, slightly louder sigh escaped her lips and he allowed his mouth to trail slowly, teasingly down her neck to where his hand was now stroking her.
He ran a hand over her body and down towards her leg, his mouth returned to hers for a fresh onslaught, his beard and moustache tickling and scratching, his tongue playing with hers, demanding more.
Reaching down he pulled up her skirt a little, capturing her gasp with his mouth, then slowly stroked his way up her thigh, slowly but deliberately until he reached her hips. Pulling her towards him he fell upon her neck once more, his tongue circling the tender skin as his hand squeezed gently.
They were pulled apart by sudden lurch, swiftly followed by another that pushed them back together, then again the boat rocked the other way.
Laughing nervously Aramis stood, pale and shaking, a sheen of sweat appearing on his brow.
“Are you alright?” Jeanne asked, concerned
“Forgive me, I…” He ran out of the cabin door. Worried, Jeanne went to follow him, but just as she got high enough to see him bent over the edge of the boat, Athos caught hold of her.
“No my lady.” He said quietly but firmly. “You must stay below deck.” He looked at her briefly, nodding and led her back down. She turned her head to see if Aramis was still heaving over the side into the sea and saw Porthos go to him, laughing but rubbing his shoulder roughly all the same.
Having escorted her to the cabin, Athos apologised, but thought it for the best that she remain there. Jeanne noted with a grim satisfaction that he too looked a little too pale as he stood in the doorway.
“Forgive me, I need...”
Jeanne shook her head as yet another musketeer begged her forgiveness and ran off. She sat on the bench somewhat nervously.
Heavy footsteps sounded approaching her door, and Jeanne breathed a sigh of relief when Porthos’ frame filled the doorway.
“Looks like I’ll be keeping you company for the crossing” he laughed. He took off his cloak and threw it on the chest o the corner, indicated the bench and at Jeanne’s nod, sat down.
Puzzled, Jeanne glanced briefly at him. His thigh was nowhere near hers yet he was bigger than Aramis…then she smirked.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 07/06/2015 21:35

Grin I think I might - there's a time and a place for my alternative work but I rather enjoyed doing the more mainstream stuff Grin

Flopsy28 · 07/06/2015 21:43

I need to read SF from the beginning, I have no idea where I'm up to. Thank goodness helen has them all saved Grin

LaComtess · 07/06/2015 22:43

I was thinking until he had to leg it 'lucky they've all got good sea legs ' !! Ha! I hope he's going to salt water gargle now he's barfed before he tries to snog her again...

I'm totally into this even though it's not Athos.

FancyFancy · 08/06/2015 14:46

SF you tease! Poor Team A Jeanne Grin. I'm very much looking forward to their next meeting now, I'm hoping Aramis will feel the need to be extra charming to regain his reputation Grin

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 08/06/2015 16:29

Well that was a frigging needle across record Hmm

FolknNorah · 08/06/2015 16:52
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SpanielFingers · 08/06/2015 17:00

“Come and see!” D’Artagnan called to them from the doorway. Smiling at each other Jeanne and Porthos picked up their cloaks and followed him out. The sea was calmer again, gulls were swooping over their heads and the breeze was strong. Shielding her eyes against the bright sun, Jeanne saw a white strip of land ahead.
“That’s Dover.” Porthos told her.
Jeanne laughed. “Where’s Aramis? Is he any better?” She and Porthos grinned at each other. A pale drawn Aramis appeared, shaking but standing. They tried to contain themselves as he looked so forlorn - but it was a struggle.
“Can I stay out here for a bit?” she asked. Athos, not looking too well himself, glanced at the captain, who nodded.
“For a little while, until we get close. We’ll need the space to manoeuvre into port. Assuming we can dock today.” He spat over board and carried on with his work.
“I hope there’s a church nearby.” Aramis groaned.

It had taken a couple of hours to finally get boated from the ship to land. The smaller boats bobbed around far more than the bigger ship, and by the time they docked both Aramis and Athos had thrown up over the side much to the amusement of Porthos and the boatmen who rowed them. After a brief sit on the beach (and some wine to wash out Aramis and Athos’ mouths) to re-adjust to the fact that they were on solid ground they left for the church of St Mary’s to thank god for the safe crossing and ask for assistance in their task. Lastly they all prayed for Kate and Norah.
Satisfied, Aramis walked a little behind the other two, Jeanne’s arm through his, and gently stroked her inner arm with soft circles that sent jolts of pleasure through her. Jeanne looked at him shocked by the touch and he grinned slightly, teasing her; his eyes full of promises.
The Ambassador was to be supplied with a coach and the musketeers had been leant horses, also paid for by him.
Graciously helping Jeanne into the carriage he climbed in and sat opposite her.
“How far is it until we stop?” Jeanne asked
“We change horses a few times before we reach London at nightfall. Hopefully we will travel unmolested.”
Jeanne quailed a little, but, seeing the small children running alongside the carriage hoping for a coin, smiled. George passed her a couple of small coins and nodded.
Leaning out a little, she tossed the coins to them and sat back, excited.
The journey to the first inn where they were to rest and change horses proved uneventful. After a quick meal of bread and cheese, and some wine - which Jeanne noted was as good as at home, they carried on.
Although the road barely more than a muddy track full of potholes that bounced and shook her about, the carriage went as fast as possible. Sometime after, George tapped on the roof of the carriage and demanded to be let out. Running across a field towards a copse of oak trees to relieve himself, the carriage driver followed, equally in need of a tree. Athos and Porthos followed slowly, fed up of the man’s bladder.

Watching and waiting until they were out of sight, Aramis turned to Jeanne and strode towards her, dark eyes fixed on her, already making her heart race before he had even touched her. Pushing her against the carriage he kissed her roughly, using his body to hold her there. Despite the shock, Jeanne put her arms around his neck, and kissed him back every bit as hungrily. He moved to kiss her neck and gently nibbled on it, before reclaiming her mouth and running a hand up her skirts.
Although the air was cool on her legs, Jeanne felt as if she was on fire, his lips and tongue playing with hers, she ran her hands up his shirt and shivered at the feel of his skin.
His hand finally reaching the top of her leg and Jeanne moaned against his neck as his fingers and thumb began stroking her.
He breathed against her ear, warning her not to make a sound lest they were discovered, biting the lobe a little before swirling his tongue down her neck and then back up to her mouth, stifling her gasps of pleasure with it as he whirled and circled his thumb, using his fingers to fuck her. Her knees buckled a little and he shoved a thigh between hers and leant hard on her to keep her standing, somehow keeping up the persistent movement of both his mouth and his hand
“I could take you right here” he whispered to her, his lips moving against her neck, his voice thick with desire.
Feeling his hardened cock pressed against her Jeanne bit down on his lapel, barely managing not to cry out loud at the intense pleasure he was subjecting her to. Finally her legs properly gave way as she came and Aramis stroked gently then, teasing out every last moment for her before she slumped back. Smiling wickedly, he stepped back a little, readjusted her dress and then watched her tidy her hair, her eyes sparkling and cheeks flushed. She grinned back at him, then gasped in shock as he put each finger and his thumb in his mouth one by one sucking them clean. He was watching her carefully, and his expression caused her to swallow hard.
His eyes widened a fraction at her reaction and he leant towards her again a quick smile playing on his lips; before suddenly jerking his head up, seeing movement through the carriage windows. “Next time” He muttered in her ear, gently kissing her neck again, liking that she blushed when he held her gaze with his.
“Ready?” Came Porthos’ voice booming across the field from behind the carriage. He looked briefly from Jeanne to Aramis and shook his head slightly, grinning.
“Thank god for these rich men and their weak bladders eh?” he said, winking at Jeanne, before helping her back into the carriage.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 08/06/2015 17:04

Oh that is HOT! ^^

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 08/06/2015 17:06

God, that was just as good the 2nd time Grin

I think I need him holding me up with his thigh now.

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