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Swagger Inn (The Snug - extended)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 05/06/2015 23:12

For them that wants it, since the old snug is nearing the end of its life.
Come in, sit by the fire and relax with a Fuzzy Tom (or whatever drink grabs your fancy) and indluge in some drivel about which Musketeer is the FAFest.

If you're lucky, a literary wench might tell you a story.

(PS - No doilies allowed)

This thread is not be replacing The Tavern.
It's not a thread number
It's rumbling-in-the-background for anything that people don't want to put in the Tavern.

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 16/06/2015 19:12

Oh! No withdrawing & inserting then? Grin

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2015 21:45

FWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHH sf!!!!

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MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2015 21:46

Hello dyson fan shop? Id like to place a large order please.

MadamedeChevreuse · 16/06/2015 21:47

Sold out? Completely??!!! Ffs!

LaComtess · 16/06/2015 22:03

Mwahahaha Madame that's made me giggle.

Enjoyed the latest SF but I'm in the bath which is my favourite venue for Tavporn so I'm going to flick back to Nonny just for the beard thigh action quota.

More please!

LaComtess · 16/06/2015 22:17

Fuuuck.

I've just had a little preview of something which is going to explode the snug. Just fucking mindblowingly good.

You lot have a massive treat in store. #just sayin'

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/06/2015 22:38

Watcha seen??? Grin

Grin
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FancyFancy · 16/06/2015 22:44
Envy Grin
SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 16/06/2015 22:46

Which Team is going to explode though?

LaComtess · 16/06/2015 22:59

I have seen the future ....

And it is

Fucking Hot.

Ahem .

You might actually pop.

Team is nothing here though. You'll just be in the moment. It's fucking awesome.

LaComtess · 16/06/2015 23:01

Dunno 'how far in' it's going to be though.

That's a great comment to read back when you do read it though.

Sorry for mentioning it SF. I just got excited and it just came over me Wink

FolknNorah · 17/06/2015 06:51

oh it's great fun teasing the arawenches isn't it?
I like imagine them all sat rocking pressing the refresh button

at how far in though. Fuh-NAR.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 17/06/2015 07:46

Is he watching it though? Is he?

Blardy hell, my porridge went down the wrong way.

FancyFancy · 17/06/2015 08:48

I like imagine them all sat rocking pressing the refresh button Have you hacked my webcam norah? Shock

FolknNorah · 17/06/2015 09:34
Wink
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/06/2015 21:47
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LaComtess · 17/06/2015 22:56
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 17/06/2015 23:01
Grin

Actually, I have to go to bed. I already fell asleep when we got back from work, having flopped on the bed and then just gone blotto for about half an hour Blush then had to wake up again and get DS to bed/eat tea/ faff online etc

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 17/06/2015 23:13
LaComtess · 17/06/2015 23:33

Come on SF.

Pornflakes please?

G'wan

FolknNorah · 18/06/2015 06:33

awwight comtease?

SpanielFingers · 18/06/2015 17:00

Norah put the blanket aside and sighed, rubbing her side. Kate flashed a look at her but said nothing, Norah had been restless and unable to sit or lie still since they had arrived about two weeks ago. She hadn’t bothered trying to make it further than the rose garden and was either fidgeting, finishing off various sewing and knitting or pacing up and down, at least she would be pacing if she could move properly.
Marie had taken one look at her when she first arrived and insisted on calling the local midwife to look at her. Kate wasn’t happy to spend more time than was necessary with the woman, a nun from the nearby convent, but had sent for her straight away.
Sister Térèse was an older woman, an experienced midwife who had joined the order when her husband had died and her children had left. She looked at Norah, asked her lots of questions and felt her stomach, causing Norah to gasp in discomfort at times; before concluding that she believed she had found two heads, that they were both in a good position and that she was moving in to stay with Norah.
Kate had glanced at Marie who had followed them up, and Marie had looked back at her, worry written across her face as she went to the Sister and offered her services. Listening as the Sister explain what she would do, what herbs and medicine’s she would need, how she wanted to prepare Norah and her room for the birth, Kate begrudgingly found she began to respect her - it helped that she didn’t seem as zealous as some of her counterparts often were.
The two women had gone off together to prepare the room beside Norah’s for the Sister’s stay, the nun recommending to Kate that maybe she should write an urgent message to Norah’s friends, and if it was possible, that Porthos should be sent for.
Just in case.
Wearily, Kate had sat at her desk to compose three short notes, wondering how on earth she was going to explain what Sister Térèse had said without causing panic.

Since then, Marie had taken it upon herself to boss Norah about, reluctant to let her downstairs but Sister Térèse felt that as long as she was careful and didn’t overexert herself, it would be better than keeping to her room where she would be bored and feel stressed over being cooped up. Kate had introduced her to a young villager who had recently given birth herself and who was keen to befriend Norah and impart all of her knowledge. It was also Kate’s way of helping out the woman as well as having someone ready to be a wet nurse.
Just in case.
Pushing aside those sorts of thoughts, Norah heaved herself up out of the chair. Kate smiled at her efforts, stood and helped her. Pulling Norah’s arm through her own, she let her lean on her as they wandered next to the rose and lavender bushes that seemed to help calm her. Stopping, Norah took a deep breath, unable to get close enough to properly do it. Kate leant forward to pick her some to take and smell, thinking Sister Térèse would be pleased.
“Thank you.” Norah smiled apologetically. Kate could see she was close to tears again. She couldn’t help but glance at Norah’s stomach and again felt her heart contract and ache. She had hoped it would get easier for her; she supposed in a way it had…only…it was more that she had got used to it than anything else.

“Could we go in?” Norah asked apologetically. “It’s getting quite hot out here” Kate smiled and helped her back to the house and headed for the library.
“Shall I read to you?” Kate asked thinking that it might soothe Norah to sleep for a while. She asked Marie for a bowl of lavender and rosewater and a glass of raspberry leaf tea, as recommended by Sister Térèse. After helping Norah get comfortable on the chaise, Kate pulled a chair close, soaking the cloths in the cool fragrant water and draping them over her forehead and ankles as she sipped her tea. Norah rested her head, and sighed with bliss
“Where do you think they are?”
“Almost at Dover perhaps.” Kate replied, shrugging.
Norah nodded.
“Mmm. That’s what I thought as well. I wish he was here.” Kate squeezed her hand and smiled sympathetically, nodding.
She started to read, but just as Norah’s eyelids started to droop, there was a commotion as Lady Bea and Comtesse arrived. Kate sighed.
“I’d best go and get them settled. They’ll want to see you first though.” Norah nodded and pulled herself more upright in order to greet her friends.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 18/06/2015 18:42

Tease Grin

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LaComtess · 18/06/2015 19:27

Excellent excellent.

I thought it was going to be that bit when he's striding towards her, ripping his clothes and belts off as he paces forwards SF.

FolknNorah · 18/06/2015 20:03
Wink

Yes, the striding. And the and then the which makes her and then