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Waiting For Zombie To Rejoin Her Phalanx

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mummylin2495 · 28/05/2015 23:07

This is where we will wait for our leader to rejoin the DBF team !

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iklboo · 03/06/2015 21:51

AAARRGGGHH!!!!

Sorry. Came to bed earlyish tonight, changed the sheets, had a shower, lit the nice smelly candles.....

DH has just come up with a big plate of fried white fish, broccoli & lentils. INTO THE BEDROOM!! Proceeded to eat it despite my protests & has now left the plate on the floor saying he'll take it down 'in a minute'.

Why the pissing feck do I bother Angry

mummylin2495 · 03/06/2015 22:20

Sack him iklboo !!
So glad to see that Zombie is now back at home, I would think she will be very tired and feeling a bit strange after being away for a few weeks.
I'm sure that Zombiecats are thrilled to have their " mum" back.
I also hope that there is some help at hand until Zombie has got a bit stronger, so happy for her that she has escaped !

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marriednotdead · 03/06/2015 22:25

Hello again everyone, looks like I've been missing the excitement as usual!

Really hoping that dear Zombie is home, surrounded by purring Zombiecats and flexing her typing fingers resting comfortably after her unfortunate adventures Wine

magimedi · 03/06/2015 22:39

And I am leaving a great big bottle of the finest gin on the side for Zombie

And tonic in the fridge & limes in the fruit basket.

And cheers & joy for her getting home!

IamtheZombie · 03/06/2015 22:50

< Hugs Phalanx >

I'm safely home. I'm still very weak and must take everything slowly. It will take me 2 or 3 days just to go through everything so forgive me if I only wave occasionally through the weekend. I will do a full update but not yet.

Thank you all for your kind words and support.

Much love and ZombieHugsâ„¢,

magimedi · 03/06/2015 22:57

Oh just such lovely news to go to bed on!

Don't fret about reading up on all the Phalanx's post whilst you have been AWOL - 99% of them are wishing you well.

The most important thing is that you are home & that you do take things gently & slowly.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 03/06/2015 23:02

(((Zombie)))!!! FlowersBearFlowers

So good to know you're home.

Just concentrate on resting and getting stronger and cuddling those pusscats.

Lots of Love xxx

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 03/06/2015 23:10

EW! ikl not funny, sign him up for a refresher course.

What is the pencil test please?

Allalonenow · 03/06/2015 23:44

Ahhh! how lovely that you are home again Zombie. Sweetest dreams ever in your own bed. ((((( many hugs)))))

B3 great news about you signing at last, how super for you!! Wine
The pencil test is that if you can tuck a pencil under your tits and keep it there, then you need to wear a bra, but if not then you are flat as a flukeperky enough not to need a bra.
Speaking personally, I could keep a pencil box in situ under mine, being Junoesque.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 03/06/2015 23:59

Ah, OK thanks.

We need mummylin to lead the phalanx choir in some lullabies to soothe Zombie off to sleep.

Go-olden slumbers kiss your eyes...
Smiles await you when you rise...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Allalonenow · 04/06/2015 00:00

I've been mulling over my last post, and think now that what I posted as a jokey reply might be upsetting, which is the very last thing I wanted to do.

So very many apologies if I have seemed insensitive, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 04/06/2015 00:29

Flowers Allalone, we all got a bit carried away.

mummylin2495 · 04/06/2015 00:29

Rock a bye baby
In the tree tops
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock
When the bough breaks
The cradle will fall
And down will come cradle
Baby and aaaaaalll

Lalalalala dum de da do tralala

Down will come cradle baby and all
This is my contribution to help Zombie sleep ! I do hope you will all sing along with me !

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 04/06/2015 00:37

La-la-ing Torch

Swaying ...

Candles waving ...

Lalalala ...

mummylin2495 · 04/06/2015 00:41

Waves imaginary candle and hums along with BBB

Lalalalala
Hmmm hmmm hmmm
( what song are we singing ) ?

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BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 04/06/2015 00:49

I'm singing what you just posted.

What are you singing?

Grin Wine

mummylin2495 · 04/06/2015 00:51

Oh I thought it was a new song hahaha !
I have to say we do sound good. Quite talentednot I would say

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iwantgin · 04/06/2015 07:10

Ah some good news.

Just checking in after being away on hols. So pleased that you have been let home Zombie.

Cake I'd usually post wine but cake is a good compromise :)

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 04/06/2015 07:24

hurrah for our gorgeous Queen being home now! Smile
it is so wonderful to see a post from you dearest Zombie, I think I can speak for everyone when I say that an occasional royal wave will keep us content and cheerful!Wink
gentle hugs and more healing vibes to youThanks

Hearts lmao @ underboob contest Grin Grin

just yep, the idea is that if the pencil falls out you have perky boobies. I could only perform that miracle if I was on all foursGrin

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 04/06/2015 08:11

Big hug, Zombie. So glad you are home. Hope you are still asleep Smile

NinePeedles · 04/06/2015 13:39

So very pleased to see you are home, Zombie!
Please take it easy so that you feel much stronger soon.

iklboo · 04/06/2015 14:43

ZOMBIEHUGS!!!!!!

iklboo · 04/06/2015 14:45

Pencil test? Ha! Two litre bottle of coke, more like.

TheoriginalLEM · 04/06/2015 17:14

Ahhhh signing in - so pleased to see you are home Zombie xx

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 04/06/2015 19:42

Hope you've had a lovely day Zombie, I bet those pusscats are over the moon to have you home.

I also hope you haven't drowned in all the booze that Zing and magi have left scattered around your house! Grin

Nice to see the phalanx swelling Smile

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