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Swagger Inn (the Snug)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 04/01/2015 18:38

The snug is now expanded and open for anywenches wanting to blether away without inflicting their ramblings on the innocent Hmm participants of Telly Addicts.

Musketeer worship is still a pre-requisite to entry of course....

Swagger Inn (the Snug)
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Baddz · 28/01/2015 19:53

Lets goooooo!!!!!.........

FolknNorah · 28/01/2015 20:01

Oooh, I'm in one of those moods where I'm just wafting about not doing anything useful, you know?
Tralalalalalalalalalala.

Baddz · 28/01/2015 20:02

NO NORAH!!
NOT THE BLUE ONE!!

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/01/2015 20:31

Have to get DS off to sleep, then I will be slumped in one of the comfy chairs for the rest of the night.
(in RL, AKA eating tea and watching Wolf Hall)

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FolknNorah · 28/01/2015 20:37

Oooopsy, sorry baddersz

Here, will this do?

Baddz · 28/01/2015 20:41

Norah...are you pissed?

Helen...I dont know about another log, it might take a bloody exorcism!

Baddz · 28/01/2015 20:41

And I warn you...I am pre blob.
If you start trying to talk to me through the medium of interpretive dance, I will not be responsible for my actions!

FolknNorah · 28/01/2015 20:45

No I'm not baddersz Shock at the very idea. I'm just calm and mellowed out maaaan.

I am on the blob and I think my body is giving up because I won't feed it carbs or sugary shit (or indeed alcohol). (Bootcamp) Grin

Do you want me to be all ragey and sweary? Because I can do that just for you...

Baddz · 28/01/2015 20:49

Ah.
I am pre blob!
So obv hate everyone and everything ATM.
I really hope schools are closed tomorrow - the I can just lie in my pit all day quietly festering.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/01/2015 20:52

RL intervenes yet again....goes to have tea

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FolknNorah · 28/01/2015 20:53

Well three days ago I was like that, so swings and roundabouts.

Baddz · 28/01/2015 20:53

...I shall look forward to the wafting phase in 3 days time :)

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/01/2015 22:32

interestingly, either DD and I both have chicken pox or none of us has it. she came scratching her underarm and later I saw 5 spots on her back, just behind her pit. but they look the same like the ones she gets after eating sth she shouldn't. it's just the location. but then I got 3 bona fide spots today, when it's not even anywhere near my period and they are very itchy. so either both of us have it or it's just a reaction to sth we ate. what fun.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/01/2015 22:35

she came home.

FolknNorah · 28/01/2015 22:39

Fleas? Wink (sorry)
Haven't you had chicken pox then drink?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/01/2015 22:42

well, taht's the thing - I think I had. quite late in secondary school so am a bit Confused

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 28/01/2015 22:43

I better get up form the sofa. need to scratch put the washing away, wash face and off to bedibyes.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 00:10

Hello wenches! I hope everyone is well! I have been writing some literature and would like to share it with you.... It involves a bit of mild bondage, a M/F/M threesome but strictly het at the moment anyway Grin

Hope it's okay....

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 00:11

THE CARDINAL’S DISCOVERY CHAPTER 1

Armand Jean du Plessis, otherwise known as Cardinal Richlieu, was a troubled man. Affairs of state weighed heavily on him, with political factions on many sides requiring to be managed.

He had been poring over many court documents that morning and his head was pounding. Pushing his chair back with his long legs, he sat back and closed his eyes for a moment.

There was a tap at the door and it opened slowly. In walked a striking woman with a tray of wine and some food. The Cardinal rarely noticed his servants, but this woman was very attractive, and it had been a long time since the business with Adele. He didn’t intend to invest time and money into another woman, just for her to betray him.

The woman approached the table and put down her tray. He looked again at her. She really was very striking, with long dark hair and blue eyes. Even her clothes couldn’t conceal her beautiful busty figure. He smiled faintly at her. “What is your name?”

The woman blushed and looked down. “Livia, Your Eminence” she stuttered nervously. The Cardinal had a fearsome reputation and she was worried that she may have annoyed him in some way.

He smiled at her, and for the first time she noticed that his grey-blue eyes were rather attractive. She smiled shyly at him. He then turned away to continue his work and she quietly left the room.

Later that evening, after the Cardinal had dined with the King and Queen, he retired to his rooms. He had been distracted all day by thoughts of Livia, in fact when the King had been railing about the Spanish, the Cardinal had hardly been listening.

As the images flashed through his head, his hand went involuntarily down to his cock and started stroking it. He imagined Livia lying below him, hair fanning out on the pillow, panting and screaming his name, begging him to make her come as he pounded into her soaking hot pussy, feeling her muscles contract around him as she finally tensed and came. His hand moved faster up and down his cock, which was slick with pre-cum, faster and faster, until he cried out her name as he came over his hand.

That night, he only slept fitfully. He was angry with himself for letting a woman get under his skin so easily, and especially a woman who was lowborn enough to be a serving wench in his own household.

The next morning, he hoped that he wouldn’t bump into her. He was snappy with the staff, although this wasn’t unusual. He was slightly relieved that he didn’t see Livia that day.

Livia had also been thinking about the Cardinal. His smile stayed in her memory, for all that she tried to distract herself. It was her afternoon off, and she went for a walk through the forest to clear her head. She was so busy thinking of the Cardinal that she didn’t see the tree root in front of her, and her foot caught it and she fell.

As she got up and brushed herself off, she heard a voice nearby.

“Are you alright?”

She turned as a young man approached. She blushed.

“I am fine” she said. “I just tripped”.

She turned to walk away from him, but her ankle was painful, and she winced.

“Sit down for a moment” the man said gently.

He sat down next to her and gently touched her ankle. “No serious damage done” he said, smiling at her for the first time. “I’m D’Artagnan”.

“Livia” she stuttered.

They sat quietly for a moment. Livia noticed that the sun had started to go down, and she needed to get back to her quarters. She stood up to leave. “I have to go, D’Artagnan, thank you for your help”.

D’Artagnan also stood. “Let me accompany you back to your quarters, these woods are not safe at night”.

She nodded gratefully and they started to walk slowly back to the servants’ quarters. As they walked, they chatted about their lives.

As they walked through the gardens, towards the servants’ quarters, D’Artagnan stopped and grabbed Livia’s hand. He drew her to him and kissed her deeply. Livia’s first reaction was shock, then she relaxed into the kiss. He held her face in his hands, and kissed her again, before moving his hands down and caressing her breasts. She felt herself melt into him.

He laid her gently on the grass and continued his ministrations. She sighed as he ran his hand up her leg.

The two lovers were so engrossed in each other that they didn’t hear footsteps approaching.

“WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?”

Startled, Livia and D’Artagnan looked up to see the Cardinal looming over them, obviously furious.

Livia stood first, followed by D’Artagnan. “Your Eminence” she stuttered “We were just...”

“I know what you were just doing” said the Cardinal. “How dare you behave like that? You know that you can be dismissed for this, wench?”

He turned his attention to D’Artagnan. “I expect no less from a Musketeer. Go now, you will be dealt with later”.

D’Artagnan flashed an apologetic look at Livia and scuttled off.

Livia hung her head. “I am so sorry, Your Eminence, please don’t dismiss me. I have nowhere to go”.

The Cardinal looked at her and felt his cock stirring at her wretched face. “Come to my quarters in half an hour, and we can discuss your punishment.”

With that, he strode off.

Thirty minutes later, Livia tentatively tapped at the door of his private rooms. “Yes” came the reply. She entered the room.

The Cardinal was sitting in a chair. He motioned for her to stand in front of him but didn’t look up immediately.

She stood in front of him, looking down at her feet.

Although it felt like a long time, it was probably only a few seconds before he looked up at her. Once again she was struck by those eyes.

Unexpectedly, he smiled at her. She found herself blushing furiously.

“I do not expect my servants to be fraternising with Musketeers. However, I am not a cruel man, and I am prepared to overlook this incident – you can stay in my employment”.

Livia dropped to her knees. “Thank you Your Eminence. It will never happen again”.

He smiled again at her. She finally smiled back, and he was once again thrown by her beauty. He chided himself and reminded himself that she was just a servant. The sight of her and that damned Musketeer had been too much for him though.

He took her face in his beautiful long fingers and went to pull her to her feet. As he did so, he heard her breath quicken and saw her pupils dilate. He suddenly realised that she was as attracted to him as he was to her. The last of his self-control melted away.

“Of course, I can think of a way for you to thank me” he said. From anyone else, that would have sounded menacing but Livia looked up at him with pure desire in her eyes.

He pulled her gently towards him and kissed her. She responded urgently to his kiss. Her body responded to him, nipples hardening, and she felt herself start to dampen.

“Undress for me” he commanded gently.

Livia stood and began to undress. He watched her closely, licking his lips. Once she had taken her clothes off, he gestured to her to sit in his lap. She did so, and put her arms tentatively around his neck. She kissed him passionately, feeling his cock harden.

The Cardinal licked at her neck and bit her ear, sending amazing sensations through her entire body. He moved down to her breasts, licking and nibbling at them. Livia moaned in delight.

Suddenly, the Cardinal stopped. Livia looked up, startled. “Not here” he said. He motioned to her to stand, and he got up from his chair and took her hand, leading her though a door at the far side of the room. They stepped into the Cardinal’s bedchamber, which was lushly decorated. A fire burned in the grate.

The Cardinal lead her to the bed and took his robes off. Within a few moments, he was naked, his huge cock jutting proudly out. She gasped at the size of it.

“Suck me” he ordered.

Still sitting on the bed, she pulled him towards her, still looking at his cock. She gently stroked it, feeling how hard it became under her touch. Slowly, she moved forward and licked along the length of it. She heard the Cardinal gasp. Emboldened, she took his length into her mouth, already tasting the pre-cum.

She started to suck his cock, licking the head. Almost involuntarily, her hand moved down to her damp pussy. The Cardinal grabbed her hand. “No” he said. “You do as I tell you”.

She felt his cock start to twitch in her mouth. He gently held her head and withdrew from her mouth. “Lie down and spread your legs for me” he ordered. She did so. He took one long, delicate finger and put it inside her slowly, feeling how wet she was. “Dirty wench” he said. “You want me to fuck you, don’t you”.

Livia gasped. “Yes” she said. “Yes what” the Cardinal asked. For a moment, Livia looked at him. “Yes, Your Eminence”. “That’s better” said the Cardinal.

Slowly, the Cardinal pushed two more fingers inside her. Livia moaned. “Close your eyes” he ordered. She did as she was told. She felt the Cardinal withdraw his fingers and she moaned at the loss of sensation.

The Cardinal reached into a drawer and took out two silk scarves. He drew them over Livia’s body.

“Turn over” he ordered, and she did so.

“Dirty wenches need to be punished” he said quietly. He heard her breath quicken in response.

She felt a sharp crack on her butt cheeks as the Cardinal’s hand came down and spanked her. She squealed with pain and desire. He spanked Livia several times, making her arse red.

Livia’s cunt was soaking wet. The Cardinal gently licked her arse where it had gone red.

Gently, he turned her back over.

He took the scarves and tied each of Livia’s wrists to the bedposts. After checking that they were not too tight, he moved back down the bed until he came to her still open thighs.

Slowly he licked up the inside of each of her thighs, stopping just before he reached her wet cunt.

He gently stroked her clit, making her writhe with frustration. He touched her clit with the tip of his tongue, tasting her juices. He moaned with appreciation and started to lick her clit, keeping up a steady rhythm. Livia’s cries got louder and louder. She was just on the cusp of coming, when the Cardinal stopped. Again, she moaned in frustration.

“Patience, my dear” he grinned. “Good things come to those who wait”.

With that, he thrust his huge cock into her wet cunt. For a moment, he stayed still, relishing the feeling of her muscles closing around him. He started to thrust his cock into her, keeping up a steady rhythm. Livia moaned. She had never been with a man of his size before. She wanted to touch him, but her wrists were still tied. She could feel her orgasm approaching and started to beg the Cardinal to go harder and faster. He gently placed his finger on her lips.

He then started to speed up, thrusting into her harder and harder. Livia’s cries became louder, and she suddenly screamed as her body exploded into the hardest orgasm she had ever had.

As she felt the aftershocks pulse through her, she heard the Cardinal cry above her as he came violently into her.

The Cardinal fell onto Livia panting, and they stayed like that for a few minutes while they got their breath back. Eventually, he untied her hands.

“Go back to your duties” he said.

Livia looked at him, tears in her eyes. Did that mean nothing to him?

Unexpectedly he smiled. “However, we will discuss this further next week”.

Livia grinned. She was looking forward to another discussion.................

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 00:13

THE CARDINAL'S DISCOVERY CHAPTER 2

A few weeks had passed since the Cardinal and Livia had had their first encounter. Whenever his workload allowed, the Cardinal would send for Livia. She was swiftly falling for him. She had been relatively inexperienced when she first slept with him, but quickly found that he was incredibly sensual and had a lot of kinks which she was enjoying. She would have expected a man of his age to be slower or less enthusiastic in bed, but he had the energy of someone half his age.

For his part, the Cardinal found himself fascinated by Livia, not just by her beauty but by the fact that she was a very responsive lover, who did not baulk at his ideas.

One night he took the opportunity to mention that one of his kinks was to watch her having sex with another man. She was slightly shocked for a moment, but the more she thought about it, the more the idea turned her on as well.

She had not got D’Artagnan out of her mind completely and wondered if the Cardinal would be agreeable to potentially bringing him into their lovemaking. After he had discovered them together, she thought that he would dismiss the idea totally, especially as D’Artagnan was a Musketeer. To her surprise, he agreed readily.

For his part, D’Artagnan hadn’t forgotten Liviaeither and had been distracted since their encounter in the forest. The other Musketeers teased him about having a secret mistress, which he took in good part, but in truth he could think about no one else.

A few weeks later, the King and most of the court went on a hunting trip, leaving the Cardinal in charge, and only a few Musketeers remaining in the barracks. D’Artagnan found that he was bored just hanging around, and found his mind going back time and time again to that day with Livia.

He was sat outside the barracks when he heard Treville call for him. Treville had a letter for the Cardinal containing some information that the Cardinal had asked for urgently and needed it delivering to the Cardinal’s quarters at 4.00 pm. He had specified that it must be D’Artagnan who delivered it, which was an odd request, but Trevillehad learned to not be surprised by any of the Cardinal’s requests. He had also noticed that D’Artagnan had been out of sorts for a while and thought it might do him good to get away from the barracks for a while.

D’Artagnan’s first thought was that he was in trouble for his encounter with Livia but he quickly dismissed that thought as it had happened quite a while ago, and the Cardinal wasn’t in the habit of dealing with Musketeers directly.

He took the letter and made his way to the Cardinal’s quarters. He was shown in by a Red Guard and entered the Cardinal’s office, where he found the Cardinal waiting for him at his desk.

“I have your letter, Your Eminence” he said, kneeling to kiss the Cardinal’s ring.

“Thank you, my boy” the Cardinal smiled. “Take a seat for a moment”.

D’Artagnan was startled at this request but did as he was told.

“I will get straight to the point. As you know, I saw your little “display” in the gardens with my servant.”

D’Artagnan looked at him nervously and opened his mouth to apologise, but the Cardinal raised his hand slightly.

“She is a very beautiful woman, don’t you think?”

“Y-yes she is” D’Artagnan stuttered, blushing furiously.

“Well Musketeer, why don’t you finish what you started?” the Cardinal asked.

For a moment, D’Artagnan just looked at the Cardinal. Was he suggesting that he sleep with Livia? Surely not. He had heard rumours that the Cardinal had taken Livia as his mistress, so this was totally unexpected. However, he also knew that the Cardinal was rumoured to enjoy a wide range of sexual practices, so it was possible.

He thought for a moment and realised that this was the opportunity he was waiting for. Perhaps if he could sleep with her, he could get her out of his mind. As if in response to this thought, he felt his cock stirring within his breeches.

“Come on Musketeer” the Cardinal said. “You Musketeers have a reputation for being great lovers, why don’t you prove that to be true?”.

As if someone else was speaking, D’Artagnanheard himself agreeing.

The Cardinal smiled again. “This way” he said, standing up.

D’Artagnan followed him through the door and was surprised to find himself in the Cardinal’s bedroom. He was even more surprised to find Livia already unclothed and in the bed, waiting for him. He caught a glimpse of her breast and that was enough to make his cock hard and ready for her.

He was overcome with desire for her, and at that point, was quite happy to go along with anything suggested, although he didn’t know what to expect.

The Cardinal indicated Livia. “Well then, you had better show her what you had planned to do in the gardens”.

“W-what about you, Your Eminence?” D’Artagnanstuttered.

With a lascivious smile, the Cardinal sat in a chair near the bed. “Oh don’t mind me, I just want to see whether the reputation of the Musketeers is justified”.

D’Artagnan could feel his hard cock straining against his breeches as he looked over at Livia. She smiled at him and at that moment he decided he was going to take this opportunity.

He would have expected to have felt a little uncomfortable initially that the Cardinal was in the room, but he was so horny at this point that his presence was adding to the experience.

He walked over to the bed, and Livia slid out of the bed. D’Artagnan saw that she was completely naked and that her body was far more beautiful than even he had imagined. Livia embraced him and ran her tongue down his neck. He felt his cock get even harder. He took her face in his hands and kissed her deeply. She moaned as he did so, and he could feel her nipples against him getting hard.

“Let’s get rid of some of those clothes” she murmured and pulled away from him. D’Artagnanand Livia both started removing his clothes, throwing them on the floor in their haste.

Livia slid one hand down his chest and grabbed his hot throbbing cock. She glanced over at the Cardinal who was smiling and had his own cock in his hand, which he was slowly stroking. She had never been so turned on in her life. Two very attractive men, and they were both hers! One look at D’Artagnan told her that he was feeling the same way.

D’Artagnan was manoeuvring her back to the bed and pushed her gently down onto the expensive silk sheets. He began to rub his cock slowly against her wet lips, making her gasp with desire. In an attempt to regain the upper hand, she rolled over, leaving him looking up at her. He smiled, and she caught her breath at his beauty.

She kissed her way down his chest, gently biting his nipples, causing him to groan with pleasure. She moved further down, stopping before she got to his hard cock. She slowly dragged her nails up his thighs. His eyes were closed and he was moaning gently.

Again, she looked over at the Cardinal and he too looked lost in pleasure as he slowly stroked his huge hard cock, which was slick with pre cum. The sight of these two very different men lost in pleasure was turning her on more than she ever thought possible.

She stuck her tongue out and slowly started licking the head of D’Artagnan’s cock, relishing the taste. She then opened her mouth wide and took his cock into her mouth. She felt his cock twitch. She started moving her head along his length. She felt his hand on her head, guiding her. Then he took her head in both of his hands to still her, and withdrew from her mouth. She groaned in disappointment but D’Artagnan just smiled that stunning smile at her and drew her towards him.

He kissed her hard, enjoying the taste of his own pre-cum. As he kissed her, he put his hand down and starting playing with her clit with one finger. She groaned, and he took one of her erect nipples into his mouth and started licking and sucking at it. With the other hand, he used a feather light touch on her other nipple. Livia threw her head back and moaned. D’Artagnan licked Livia’s neck.

They could hear the Cardinal breathing more heavily as he watched them. D’Artagnan was surprised to realise how turned on he was by the most powerful man in France being so obviously aroused by their actions.

D’Artagnan found Livia’s clit with his tongue and sucked it into his mouth. Livia’s cunt was so wet as he gently set up a rhythm with his teeth and tongue, making her squirm with delight.

“Please, fuck me” she whispered. D’Artagnanlooked over at the Cardinal, as if for confirmation. The Cardinal nodded almost imperceptibly. D’Artagnan slowly slid his hard cock into Livia’shot centre. He was as big as the Cardinal, making her gasp. He felt her muscles tighten around him.

He started to move smoothly inside her. She brought her legs up around his arse to take him deeper. Suddenly they felt a movement on the bed. The Cardinal had decided that he could no longer just watch the sexy scene before his eyes and needed to join in. D’Artagnan kept up the slow and smooth rhythm, and the Cardinal started to lick Livia’s nipples. Her moans got louder as she relished the attention she was getting from both of her lovers.

She took his hard throbbing cock in her hand and started to move her hand along it, using her thumb just under the head in the spot that she knew he loved.

He was so hard. He spoke quietly “suck my cock, wench, make me cum”. She moaned harder at his obvious arousal, and his order. He moved up the bed so that his cock was near her mouth. She took his entire length into her mouth. He could feel the vibration from her throat as D’Artagnanmade her moan harder as she approached her climax. She sucked the Cardinal’s hot huge cock hard.

She knew he was close to cumming as his breathing was getting quicker and his cock was twitching. Suddenly he cried out as he came, hard and fast, and Livia swallowed all of his cum.

She could feel D’Artagnan speeding up as he fucked her harder. The Cardinal had recovered and moved back down the bed. She felt two of the Cardinal’s fingers on her clit, where he started stroking her, matching D’Artagnan’s rhythm. The sensations through Livia’s body were too much and screamed as a powerful orgasm ripped through her.

As she came back to reality, she felt D’Artagnanshudder as he came inside her.

D’Artagnan rolled off her, breathing heavily, and lay on his back, trying to calm down. He leant over and kissed her, grinning. “Thank you” he whispered. She smiled at him “it was my pleasure”. The Cardinal was lying next to her on the other side and also kissed her. She sank into his luxurious pillows, exhausted but totally satisfied.

She hoped that D’Artagnan would be able to join them again, as she had a few ideas for the future....

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 00:15

Of course the wench's name was totally picked at random Blush

Carolina2015 · 29/01/2015 05:29

Totally at random of course Grin

Ooohhh... Very nice Liv

Carolina2015 · 29/01/2015 05:31

Poor Drink. Hope it's not Chicken Pox. It's worse for an adult. I had it in my twenties. Not pleasant.

FolknNorah · 29/01/2015 07:04

Ooooh liv well done! You almost made me forget that I don't fancy Richeliue, which is completely amazing of you. Excellent. Keep going!!!

FolknNorah · 29/01/2015 07:05

How are you today drink?

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