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Swagger Inn (the Snug)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 04/01/2015 18:38

The snug is now expanded and open for anywenches wanting to blether away without inflicting their ramblings on the innocent Hmm participants of Telly Addicts.

Musketeer worship is still a pre-requisite to entry of course....

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 29/01/2015 08:41

hi norah Smile
well, I'm still none the wiser. I was itchy at night and so was DD, who came to my bed at night. But she has no more spots this morning and the ones from last evening are fading. Then again when she came to my bed, she couldn't fall asleep for 2 hours! therefore I didn't sleep for two hours Hmm. feeling slightly deranged.
maybe it is fleas Confused. don't think we got them at sparks's... Grin

Anyway it seems to me that it is not CP so we should be off out soon. I bet it's today that the GB (gym bitch) come back in full force and I will either start crying or end up having an overreaction. i.e. will tell her to fuck off.

FolknNorah · 29/01/2015 09:03

Aww drinky. Still, what's the worst thing that could happen if you do tell her to fuck off? Grin just try not to throw anything.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 09:48

Norah and Carolina Awww thanks wenches! Blush I didn't know it would take nearly 4,000 words to get an appropriate level of smut!

Drinky Get well soon, if gym bitch gives you shit, let us know, we will get the ninja cats.....

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 10:06
Grin
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FolknNorah · 29/01/2015 10:06

Well, it doesn't have to... Wink

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 10:09

Grin Norah

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 10:16
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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 29/01/2015 10:45

Well..., norah I wouldn't like to come across as the unhinged one here.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 11:02
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Lyndie · 29/01/2015 11:05

Morning. It's very snowy here. Tennis is on. Smile

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 11:07

Sunny here.
Probably Tennis on downstairs but I'm up in the freezer office.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 11:17

Yep - tennis on downstairs.

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LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 11:30

^^ Grin Its okay - I have cleaned my teeth but I don't think there is enough brain bleach in the world for the wench trauma I may have caused!

Sorry ladies (although I did put a few warnings before posting) Grin

FolknNorah · 29/01/2015 11:55

liv just keep on doing what you want and get on eh?

drinky I don't think you if all people could ever come across as unhinged.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 12:04

pfffftttttttt

Well hellllllllllllloooooo Norah Wink

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FancyFancy · 29/01/2015 12:18

Good afternoon, I've popped in here to warm up - have been outside cleaning the litter trays & my hands are cold.

Brandy! Am I supposed to put it in hot chocolate, or can I just have it neat?

livia - lovely to see Dog being sexually competent in a fic Grin, very nice. (I am focussing on the Dog bits, understandably!)

How was the gym drink? If someone is being a bitch, I'm not sure a 'fuck off' is an over-reaction either Grin. Especially if it's a withering 'fuck off', accompanied by the sort of look you give the bottom of your shoe when you've stepped in dog(nto) shit. With the spots, you haven't been anywhere near water have you? There's loads of midges (or what looks like them) in my garden when the sun's out.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 12:23

Fancy Thank you! I thought it would make a change for Dog to be shown like that too! That's why he had to have a large cock - I didn't want him to be shown up the Cardinal and his two cocks Grin

FancyFancy · 29/01/2015 12:29

Well there's been quite a few comments on the size of his feet on that Apple video (by badders mostly, the filthy mare Wink ), so it's quite timely.

Lyndie · 29/01/2015 12:32

Get in Andy Murray

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 29/01/2015 12:38

Fancy It is my opinion that Dog and the Cardinal do not get enough Tavern lit written about them and I intend to redress the balance a bit! I know it would be intimidating writing about the Cardinal because of how totally sexy he is though.

If I had to guess which I don't but I am very bored today I would say that the Cardinal is very long and wide, whereas Dog is a bit wider but not quite as long.....

And I thought it would be a nice change for him to be referred to as D'Artagnan! Although I had to double check it when I had finished!

DefNotSpanielFingers · 29/01/2015 12:51

Sooo, close your eyes and imagine you are waiting, reclining on your bed. You are tired, but in a good way. He looks at you from the doorway, having gone out for your favourite snack and has returned desperate to feel your lips beneath his again.
He strides purposefully to the bed, eyes dark with desire, clothes torn off and casually thrown aside and by the time he reaches the bed, he is naked.
He crawls up the bed on all fours, kissing his way up from your feet to, at last, at long last your lips.

He is kissing you very hard now and his hands are roaming across your body as if they had never touched it before. His mouth is still on your lips as he strokes and squeezes with his long (but not too long) and slender (but not too slender fingers). He gently bites one of your lips, pulling at it gently, before plunging his tongue in and using it to massage and probe.
As you arch your back against him slightly, his fingers squeeze a little harder, making you gasp with intense pleasure with a soupçon of pain. But in a very good way.

Slowly but firmly he uses his tongue to swirl around inside you, occasionally licking your lips...his hands become more insistent as you start to sigh slightly, both with desire and frustration. Sweat builds a little as the blood starts racing around your bodies carrying sharp pulses of pleasure with it. Even your finger tips aren't immune to your pleasure and you scrape her nails down his back, revelling in the muscles that move as he does.
At last, with a groan he stops, looks deep into your eyes and smiles mischievously before plunging his swollen cock into you.

Unable to stop yourself you cry out in pleasure as he thrusts deep inside you, slowly, his entire body trembling as he struggles to maintain control. In fact, every now and then his body takes over a little and he speeds up, his cock pushed further into you than you thought was possible.
You lick a small drop of sweat of his neck and with your hands on his arse pull him in your hips meeting his thrusts as you push you both faster and harder. His eyes begin to glaze over a little as he loses himself in you and he finally gives in and let's his body take over.
Your orgasm forces him into his own, mind blowing, blood pounding in your ears, wave upon wave of torturous pleasure until, when you are both hot, sweaty and shaking with exhaustion, it stops.
He collapses onto you heavily, but you don't even notice the weight. He kisses your neck and you wrap your arms around him tightly.
He nibbles at your earlobe as he shifts slightly, keeping his arm tightly across you, you both smile and then you sleep.

FancyFancy · 29/01/2015 12:52

Calling him Dog isn't as sexy, you're right!

I'm not getting drawn into your guessing game as I need to write a quick report for school before lunch Grin. I've been putting it off all morning as it is DULL.

FancyFancy · 29/01/2015 12:55

Oh FFS, not helping Shock Grin

FolknNorah · 29/01/2015 13:21

Oit! liv what about all the training Dog wot I did? Shock there's a lot more than you're letting on you norty wench you.

PMSL at defnotspanielfingers you norty norty wench. Bad. Verrrrry verrrrry bad.

I like the cut of your jib Grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/01/2015 13:37

defnotspanielfingers - oh yes, that's more like it Wink

FML I have to work............ [insert tired-and-brain-dead emoticon]

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