Swagger Inn (the Snug)

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The snug is now expanded and open for anywenches wanting to blether away without inflicting their ramblings on the innocent participants of Telly Addicts.

Musketeer worship is still a pre-requisite to entry of course....

Very nice, thank you nonny!

That's brilliant Nonny. I really like how it's developing and how mysterious she is.

Norah can come and stay at my house anytime.

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Oh, that was good nonny you truly do have a gift.

Anyone know what these are about?

Hmm, so there's tech time for the whole range of emoticons in random hats then, but not one teeny little pauldron...

it's for the Burns Night, madame. they nad they last year too.

Oh right, thanks drink. I knew it wasnt st andrews day so was

Did you wenchover? Did you have fun?

Yes it was Burns yesterday.

There's always one cunt. Twunt bloked entry to the car park. I wanted to changed 'bloked' to 'blocked' but the former suns it up perfectly.

It's always the ones es with their brain between their legs.

Here you go Drink

Ha ha, and I thought it was Cockney for a German Tank!

Speak nicely to hanna & maybe she'll let you borrow hers drink?

Aaaaaarrrggggghhhhh! Everobody hide! I hate people.
I just want a kalashnikov, do you think hannag has one, fancy?

Drink...I a more blob...can I be of Ny assistance at all?

PRE BLOB!!
Fucking pre blob!
Ffs!,

I bet she does drink, y'know, being Team Fighty Athos 'n all.

I'd offer my assistance, but being mid-cycle, the only thing making me mad is the lack of hot men in my bed life.

I'm just going to flick a duster round here ok?

Yep, bit slow. Even I am catching up.

Hmmph

Well run the duster around while you're sniffing would you Norah?

You know what this place needs?
A steam mop.