"phalanx - (in Ancient Greece) armed infantry formed in ranks and files close and deep, with shields joined and long spears overlapping." !
I just added the rolling bit 'cos thought it sounded nice 
Chief Giver of Hugs - Zing
Distributor of No-Horsey Scarves - Chris - NB: I think these would look rather fetching attached to the tops of our spears?
General in Charge of Operations - Val
Keeper of Oaths and Badges - MummyQueen
Reveille (sp?) Call and Sustenance Officer - Allalone
Director of Secret Action Plans and Warbling - YeGods
Chicken Keeper (no clue what that's about!) - ChillingGrin
Now, magi darling, rectitude and sobriety are not the exact qualities that spring to mind for The Keeper of The Gin.
However, since you so courageously volunteered, the post is yours, but I will be keeping an eye on you.