Don't lynch me for this!

[jmg1]

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va va vooooooooooommmmmmmm

(is he ok with a subaru?)

Sure Twinkie, come on round.

JMG he isn't here yet. Can you hurry up as my mum will be back from playgroup with dd in half an hour and I don't want to be caught in flagrante with TH by them.

cd - what about this then? Will that keep you going?

see what happens, while I have been talking to you lot my girls have covered themselves and one bathroom in crazy soap.

all this talk of French footballing gods is getting me quite a flustered! Am totally imagining 9 gunner legends one in every room, plus three in the bedroom...
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

Ok, that link didn't work properly - sorry!

WK, I'm amazed that THAT can be included under the banner of "cuties"

More like Frankenstein's monster.

new I put my St Tropez on for a reason today!
DH thinks its for him...... hee hee
Kiwi on the road back to Slapperville...

lol jmg - my dd is happily hitting the dog with a toy so she's well entertained!!!

lol cd!!!!!

Thierry???!! He's got a head like a f#+*!ng coconut! He needs to grow some dreads fast imho! Talking of Man Utd lookds, I often sing that old David Bowie favourite to them, "Neville, Neville your face is a mess!"

ROFL Davros!

Oooh JMG! I have a friend who is single, gorgeous (most of the male guests at my wedding were lusting after her) and loves children. She's only single because she has to work odd hours . Does this mean I can see a photo too?

Do the usual Contact a Talker thingy if you're serious.

wobblyknicks, sent photos to your email but came back with delivery eror message, did your nickname at hotmail dot com. Is that right ?

(esp for JMG)

And the award for greatest sporting headline of the decade goes to........

David Lacey in today's Guardian

And here it is

thanks countess I am feeling rough today as it is.
Unfortunately My Lacey is right, what can I say!

I just thought it was so funny (the headline not the sentiment!) You have to admit!

Why you feeling rough? Overhung? Footie fear? Pox hell?

I was daft enough to drink two bottles of wine in three hours last night, I used to be able to drink stacks and not suffer next day - those days are gone. the footie and the pox don't exactly lift my mood either.

Claudio had made it easy for them to get rid of him now. Thing is all these contracts what to they really mean.

kayleigh, thats the right address, don't know why I didn't get them.

jmg - do you want some espresso??

two doubles please + some physical exercise please, the kind where I can just lie there and think of Chelsea
actually thats not such a good idea

Well, come in the coffee bar and you can have as much strong coffee as you like. But as for the other - I've been told off too much today norty boy!!!

come on Chelsea, come on Chelsea

and
very quietly

come on Tottenham (just for today only)

Oh dear jmg, didn't work did it

Were you there CD??

DP was but in a box - he got grief last time and decided to play it safe so gave his ticket away and got in on the hospitality - said it was crap though - being behind glass and he may as well as watched it at home for all the atmosphere that he got!! - Mind you he got home real quick where as his friends were locked in and marched off!!

DD and I watched at home - with her shouting Thierry Henry at every player on the field

Oooohhhh dear JMG!!!

Sadly not! Was there any trouble?