Don't lynch me for this!

[jmg1]

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jmg - if I have I'll start calling myself Mary 'cause it'll be a bl**dy miracle!!!

And spacey, if you read this - don't start recommending seedy websites thankyou!!!!

davros, how insulting, I support Chelsea.

My email has crashed JMG so will reply to you later.

Kayleigh he is a hunk, isn't he - I think he should be our token totty!

Willow I only suggested we went to that fahking pub so YOU COULD HAVE A TAB!!! (and i could pinch them). It's all your fault. Think we need Bettys to confirm though....

Feeling much worse now that was earlier. Barf.

Why do I do this to myself?

wk, maybe it's the first virtual pregnancy known to mankind.

Then who the hell is the dad?

Would just like to point out that's tab as in fag, not tab as in acid.

jmg you should be delighted to be mistaken for a follower of a successful team

Davros, were you alive last time Chelsea won the league? (you would have to be pretty old)

Yes the acid came later.

After willow flashed her tits at the mafia boss to get another bottle of Pinot Grigio

Excellent jmg1! I've got a secret yen for Chelsea although I have to keep it quiet, I always want them to win. I always picture Frank Lampard and John Terry on non-match days, with their own little business driving their white van and fixing photocopiers. I know, I'm weird!

Apart from wk the women who want a foto are all attached. In future do we have an agreement that any married mumsnetters who want a photo have to show it to a fit single friend who wants a bit of rough with three kids.

Ooooh are you a bit of rough? Do you come in from work covered in grot and have egg & chips for "tea"?

rofl jmg!!!!!

What you gonna do now they have refused to pay frankie the same as the foreigners?? - Your team will all be ugly withough him!!! - Akin to Man Utd in looks I think - ooohhh not like Thierry, Freddie and Robert!!

oops! better re-phrase that, who fancy a bloke who has three kids.

Davros - love the Lampard/Terry visual.

Mind you frankie proably gets good wage fixing those photocopiers so won't be too worried!!

countess, it can be arranged if it makes you happy

Oh swoon Twinkie.

We were fantasising (well I was) last night about winning the lottery, buying Thierry and having him lounging around the house scantily clad. Would release him for training and match days obv

What JMG? You can get TH round my house, kit off, on sofa?

Go on then!

The man's a genius.

Willow I'll call you when he arrives and you can come round and letch with me

I heard he has a fetish for vampires in clio's

God JMG you are a god - can I come too and oggle him - TH I mean.

Va va voom