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Don't lynch me for this!

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jmg1 · 12/04/2004 17:37

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wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 14:27

jmg - if I have I'll start calling myself Mary 'cause it'll be a bl**dy miracle!!!

And spacey, if you read this - don't start recommending seedy websites thankyou!!!!

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 14:27

davros, how insulting, I support Chelsea.

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Twinkie · 28/04/2004 14:27

My email has crashed JMG so will reply to you later.

Kayleigh he is a hunk, isn't he - I think he should be our token totty!

CountessDracula · 28/04/2004 14:28

Willow I only suggested we went to that fahking pub so YOU COULD HAVE A TAB!!! (and i could pinch them). It's all your fault. Think we need Bettys to confirm though....

Feeling much worse now that was earlier. Barf.

willow2 · 28/04/2004 14:28

Why do I do this to myself?

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 14:28

wk, maybe it's the first virtual pregnancy known to mankind.

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wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 14:29

Then who the hell is the dad?

willow2 · 28/04/2004 14:29

Would just like to point out that's tab as in fag, not tab as in acid.

CountessDracula · 28/04/2004 14:29

jmg you should be delighted to be mistaken for a follower of a successful team

Davros, were you alive last time Chelsea won the league? (you would have to be pretty old)

CountessDracula · 28/04/2004 14:30

Yes the acid came later.

After willow flashed her tits at the mafia boss to get another bottle of Pinot Grigio

Davros · 28/04/2004 14:30

Excellent jmg1! I've got a secret yen for Chelsea although I have to keep it quiet, I always want them to win. I always picture Frank Lampard and John Terry on non-match days, with their own little business driving their white van and fixing photocopiers. I know, I'm weird!

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 14:31

Apart from wk the women who want a foto are all attached. In future do we have an agreement that any married mumsnetters who want a photo have to show it to a fit single friend who wants a bit of rough with three kids.

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CountessDracula · 28/04/2004 14:32

Ooooh are you a bit of rough? Do you come in from work covered in grot and have egg & chips for "tea"?

wobblyknicks · 28/04/2004 14:32

rofl jmg!!!!!

Twinkie · 28/04/2004 14:32

What you gonna do now they have refused to pay frankie the same as the foreigners?? - Your team will all be ugly withough him!!! - Akin to Man Utd in looks I think - ooohhh not like Thierry, Freddie and Robert!!

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 14:33

oops! better re-phrase that, who fancy a bloke who has three kids.

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willow2 · 28/04/2004 14:33

Davros - love the Lampard/Terry visual.

Twinkie · 28/04/2004 14:34

Mind you frankie proably gets good wage fixing those photocopiers so won't be too worried!!

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 14:34

countess, it can be arranged if it makes you happy

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CountessDracula · 28/04/2004 14:34

Oh swoon Twinkie.

We were fantasising (well I was) last night about winning the lottery, buying Thierry and having him lounging around the house scantily clad. Would release him for training and match days obv

CountessDracula · 28/04/2004 14:35

What JMG? You can get TH round my house, kit off, on sofa?

Go on then!

willow2 · 28/04/2004 14:36

The man's a genius.

CountessDracula · 28/04/2004 14:37

Willow I'll call you when he arrives and you can come round and letch with me

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jmg1 · 28/04/2004 14:38

I heard he has a fetish for vampires in clio's

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Twinkie · 28/04/2004 14:39

God JMG you are a god - can I come too and oggle him - TH I mean.

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