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GOD the BAFTAS make me want to VOMIT

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CountessDracula · 19/02/2006 23:18

What a load of self serving wank

FGS get a grip you only make sodding films

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:03

Justine do I get an award for longest running thread?

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Tical · 13/02/2011 22:04

Gutted I found this thread so late. I have been MN-ing with it on in the background.

Guff.

I think Firth thinks he actually is royalty, now.

I find that Harry Potter kid who is now all over the fashion mags intensely irritating.

Bonham-Carter still as mad as a box of frogs, I see.

Tical · 13/02/2011 22:04

Oh! ha ha ha ha, excellent! Grin

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:25

everyone is being irritatingly un-irritating so far
Angry

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:29

who is gerard butler
he has almost certainly just done a huge line of coke
his mouth is doing weird stuff and he is acting v oddly
also what is his accent/?

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:33

no one can be arsed to be there to get their awards this year Hmm

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FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 22:33

talking of dicctatorships

a show about actors
voted for by actors
on tv

hmm

thats real democracy

its a pile of shit
im with cd

cornsilk · 13/02/2011 22:34

has horrible histories won anything yet?

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:36

Colin firth can't pronounce the word banal
oddly

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cornsilk · 13/02/2011 22:37

I'm not sure that I can

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:38

yo fishy
how's tings?

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FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 22:38

cool ta
am orf to bed

GetOrfMoiLand · 13/02/2011 22:39

Fucking HELL

I have just read this from the start, thinking I was living in some parallel world of time travel, I didn't realise it was such an old thread.

snice · 13/02/2011 22:43

me too-I kept wondering how I'd missed David Puttnam making the tear jerking speech of the century. I knew I'd gone to the loo but didn't think I'd been that long

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:45

so who will be wanking on tonight?
lifetime award thing
....

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cyb · 13/02/2011 22:47

The bit where they show all the dead people always brings a lump to my thrait though,even some aged 'Key Grip' who I've never heard of...

cyb · 13/02/2011 22:47

And for those of you NOT medically trained, a thrait is a type of throat

FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 22:48

yeah nurse cyb

GetOrfMoiLand · 13/02/2011 22:49

No, that's the best bit (montage of the dead), the steady clapping for people who nobody knows, and then a flurry of clapping with some effort thrown in when someone recognisable comes up on the screen.

snice · 13/02/2011 22:51

montage of the dead is a great title for a film

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:52

tim burton has so much hair product in
c. lee is sweet
though I thought it was vincent price all the way through the blurb
good for him

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:53

i adore julianne moore but how much surgery has she had? She doesbn't look like herself any more

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snice · 13/02/2011 22:55

this programmme has done nothing to diminish my massive crush on James McAvoy. I don't care how short he is

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CountessDracula · 13/02/2011 22:58

dunno who /Colleen atwood is but god her facial surgery is so bad. She could barely move her mouth ffs

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cornsilk · 13/02/2011 23:05

you need to describe them all more clearly. DH is watching family guy so I'm piecing it all together form your descriptions. It's not pretty.