"tether, why not read up on Jews in the modern world, starting with whether in fact they are Jews, and what they believe, and what they do?"
Because that won't tell me your views.
"tether, why not look up some factual information on homosexuality?"
Because that won't tell me your views.
"tether, why not look up information on some other issues, such as the ones I listed?"
Because that won't tell me the answers to the questions I asked. About your views. On two specific issues.
"But please don't ask me to wipe your bum, because I won't"
Great. Wouldn't dream of asking you to. How odd that you mention it. If you could just tell me your views on the two subjects I asked you about; or, if you like answer my questions that would be marvellous 