Are there any revisionist intellectual women here?

[Rerevisionist]

Well; are there?

They can't hear us.

Come on OP_ pop your head out of that ivory tower and talk to us wonderful intellectual women.

Garlick, you forgot Good Queen Bess being related to King David

Oh, goodness, yes WCM, thanks

And something about Jesus's descendants? The Holy Grail?

• the Royal Family are lizards in disguise.

What disguise, Garlic? They already look like...

ok, I didn't say that.

Arf at Sarah. Me too. Let's go shoe shopping.

Oh yes. Royal family = lizards. I have heard about that.

What about that thing about Jews all being reptilian/alien types controlling everyone else on earth? Is that part of it too?

Why is this thread in Relationships?

Or is a revised intellectual someone who used to be smart and is now stupid? Maybe that's what happened to the OP. That's why she/he is looking for other people it's happened to, for sympathy and tips on how to cope with losing your marbles.

Oh right, it means 'tinfoil-hat-wearer'.

This puts my 'distorted view of reality' in right proper perspective, I must say.

Happy New Year, wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Of budding interest here:
The Food Industry having us addicted to chemicals x,y,z to keep us eating.

But what has this to do with relationships?

You might find other parts of the forum more suitable ?

Hiroshima and Nagasaki werent nuked ?

Erm... Sweetcorn isn't food. It is unchanged by its process through the human digestive system. Therefore it is in fact a billion tiny tracking devices sold to us by the Lizard Overloods.

Honestly, some folks would have us believe that the holocaust was just another Jewish conspiracy...

Revisionist woman? Maybe believes:

That 'no' really does mean 'yes'.
That we are asking for it if we walk alonevin the dark/wear short skirts/don't wear a burkha.
That men are superior.
That we should all be chained to the kitchen sink.
That our husbands own us.

Think I'm getting the hang of this intellectual revisionist stuff. But shouldn't it be in Feminism so they can be ripped limb from limb?

SGB, that is brilliant! I'm saving it up for the next conspiracy theorist I meet

Sarah, that would make 90% of the blokes round here revisionist women ... can't wait to tell 'em.

I am rather liking that sweetcorn theory. I shall use it next time my DM starts on her DM bollocks.

ameliagrey - this site has two functions - to give mothers (and others) a forum to chat, and to make money. They don't have an intellectual corner.

toomanystuffedbears - I'm not 100% certain addiction exists. Are you addicted to potatoes, for example?

solidgold - sweetcorn is of course digested otherwise it would have no food value. Admittedly cornflakes approximate to that.

Can't someone be serious...?

candytufts - sorry, I missed you. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were firebombed just like all other Japanese city. The nuke myth was made up for COld War reasons. H bombs were made up too. CHeck it out.

I revise (thus I am a revisionist ):
My previous statement about the Food Industry is more of conspiracy rather than revisionist.

However, the presumption that the Food Supply is safe surely ought to be revised in that it is not entirely safe.

The growth hormones...
The bio-engineering...
The chemical cocktails of the soft-drink industry...
Perhaps even the "water treatment" plants have something to answer for?

Yes, indeed, SGB, on the corn...it's the Russians!

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