I have worked out how to do bumsex

[ColdSancerre]

Not Friday yet but I'm getting in early. You might to squint a bit as it was harder than my previous efforts.

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yep, PerAr6ua, and you realise that you're not the only adult woman with the sense of humour of a teenage boy.

I've never used the 'Preview Message' button so much!

This thread (linked from here) is truly a beautiful thing. Thanks to everyone for the hours they'll never get back spent formatting cocks out of flowers the heartwarming floral designs.

Very. very bad night to introduce my mother to mumsnet. And it was all going so very well....

Cold sancerre - you are a fiucking genius.

Nothing will triumph the Floral Fuck Off though, I really skriehed with laughter when I first saw that one.

Fucking hell - just how bored are you people??????

ha ha brilliant!

This is quite an old thread though.

But it is now preserved for posterity in Other Subjects - Thank you Rebecca and MNHQ! and