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I have worked out how to do bumsex

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ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 19:21

Not Friday yet but I'm getting in early. You might to squint a bit as it was harder than my previous efforts.

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ColdSancerre · 30/09/2011 07:00

Nicked.

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StrandedBear · 30/09/2011 11:21

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TobyLeWolef · 30/09/2011 11:27

Lovely cunts and willies, all :o

ColdSancerre · 30/09/2011 11:30

That's a great willy Stranded Grin

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StrandedBear · 30/09/2011 11:52

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MmeLindor. · 30/09/2011 12:21

MNHQ
What have you unleashed?

Blardy flowers.

5inthebed · 30/09/2011 12:46

Meh Stranded, Ive seen bigger.

CauldronsTrulyReign · 30/09/2011 12:51

That willy needs tidying up round the edges Strandy.

Take a deep breath and get back on it.

McTemp · 30/09/2011 13:10

Personally, I'd love to see a "Dafty Trousers" if anyone is feeling ambitious!!!

StrandedBear · 30/09/2011 13:35

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ColdSancerre · 30/09/2011 13:37

Sorry McTemp we only do filth.

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Curiousmama · 30/09/2011 13:38

ThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanksThanks just checking how to get flowers so close together?

StrandedBear · 30/09/2011 13:55

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ColdSancerre · 30/09/2011 13:56

Ooh, a spaceship.

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JeelyPiece · 30/09/2011 14:14

WTF!!!!

5inthebed · 30/09/2011 16:02

You need to do it column for column, not line for line. Takes for bloody ever!

JeelyPiece · 30/09/2011 16:25

I'm too fucked off to attempt it again. I had some lovely norks in post preview, it's everyone's loss.

madmomma · 30/09/2011 16:27

hahahaha loving those cocks. Just what I needed to lift my friday! Grin
If anyone can do a proper muff diagram I'll be impressed.

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LadyDamerel · 30/09/2011 19:21

Grin.

These are genius!

TeddyBare · 30/09/2011 19:30

I love mn. I am in awe of your creativity.

PerAr6ua · 30/09/2011 19:32

this is why I utterly heart mumsnet. Even when it's all going tits up with trolls, someone gives you a bunch of flowers and you spell rude words with it. [basking in nortiness]

PerAr6ua · 30/09/2011 19:38

this is why I utterly heart mumsnet. Even when it's all going tits up with trolls, someone gives you a bunch of flowers and you spell rude words with it. [basking in nortiness]

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