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ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 19:21

Not Friday yet but I'm getting in early. You might to squint a bit as it was harder than my previous efforts.

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billysolloxx · 29/09/2011 21:45

i agree with almanzo after pondering both cunts the second does seem tighter but equally attractive to the trained cunteye.

5inthebed · 29/09/2011 21:46

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Saggyoldclothcatpuss · 29/09/2011 21:50

You lot are Jeffing bonkers! Grin

ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 21:51

Huge applause for 5inthebed and her impressive fanjo!!

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Alambil · 29/09/2011 21:51

dear lord!!!!

My EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYESSS!!!!!

5inthebed · 29/09/2011 21:54

Never thought my growler would be surrounded by flowers Grin

WishIwereAtTheWiesnProst · 29/09/2011 21:54

you lot aren't right

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 29/09/2011 21:56

Wow, 5inthebed, your Fanjo is the most impressive I've seen! It pisses all over Stranded and MissP's cunts.

modernlifeishubris · 29/09/2011 21:57

Awesome fanjo ;)

Purplebuns · 29/09/2011 21:59

I love the juxtaposition of pretty flowers and cute pombears being used to spell out norty words.

Grumpygils · 29/09/2011 22:11

Best. Thread. Ever.

I am weeping.

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WhereTheWildThingsWere · 29/09/2011 22:23

Oooooh pressed post not preview.

BaronessBomburst · 29/09/2011 22:30

My overly pious and religious mother is due to arrive any minute now from the airport. She coming to stay judge and criticise for a week. This thread might just get me through it. Grin and be the last of MN I'll see for a few days

AtYourCervix · 29/09/2011 22:34

i have had an amazingly shit day in work so Thanks Grin

garlicslutty · 29/09/2011 22:36

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Beamur · 29/09/2011 22:37

That's a beautiful fanjo.
I'm coming back later to see if WhereTheWildThingsWere gets the hang of it..

ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 22:37

Remember mners, preview not post.

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ninja · 29/09/2011 22:40

really PMSL at 5inthebed's FANJO Grin

Scaredycat3000 · 29/09/2011 22:41

Thanks I laughed, DP just looked confused.

Fuzzywood · 29/09/2011 22:42

Well done people, very impressive

What else can you do? Grin

garlicslutty · 29/09/2011 22:43

damn, hit the wrong button at 22:36!!
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McTemp · 29/09/2011 22:48

I saw this thread title and clicked on it nodding sagely and thinking "yes, wine and lots of lube" but this is even BETTER!!

thenightsky · 29/09/2011 23:46

i clicked thinking feck is it friday already!!! where did the week go

but phew.

ColdSancerre · 30/09/2011 07:00

'What else can you do?'

The original was a passive aggressive fuck off, there is also MNHQ which Olivia has now knicked and there's a Mitmoo but that gets deleted quite sharpish.

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