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ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 19:21

Not Friday yet but I'm getting in early. You might to squint a bit as it was harder than my previous efforts.

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MissPenteuth · 29/09/2011 19:59

Aww, bears :)

That's a bit, umm... personal SayCool ShockGrin

ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 20:02

I think MissPs cunt is very elegant and Strandeds cunt is very lovely because of the bear touch. They both have their own charm.

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LaurieFairyCake · 29/09/2011 20:03

This is the most Mumsnetty thread ever!

Purplebuns · 29/09/2011 20:14

PMSL

StrandedBear · 29/09/2011 20:17

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Hullygully · 29/09/2011 20:38

dear lord

Maryz · 29/09/2011 20:39

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DooinMeCleanin · 29/09/2011 20:40

Very childish, the lot of you should be ashamed of yourselves!

Just from interest how did you do it? Grin

RightUpMyRue · 29/09/2011 20:41

Best use of emoticons ever.

ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 20:41

Yes, nobody post the M word even if you have it saved. The M word, even in a floral tribute, is not OK.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 29/09/2011 20:44

Semblance of decency? Shock

After 2 flowery cunts and a soaked tena lady?

I think not....

MissPenteuth · 29/09/2011 20:44

I used Excel for mine. I'm sure Bill Gates would be proud.

StrandedBear · 29/09/2011 20:44

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Hullygully · 29/09/2011 20:44

Cunt with bear.

The last word.

StrandedBear · 29/09/2011 20:45

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ColdSancerre · 29/09/2011 20:46

I didn't think of excel either, I used word. And then previewed and tweaked.

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GossipWitch · 29/09/2011 20:46

lol...

tinkgirl · 29/09/2011 21:11

bloody hell - wasn't expecting that when i clicked on the title.

The creative powers of MN Grin

CurrySpice · 29/09/2011 21:14

Nithing icer than a bear cunt of an evening :o

3monkeys · 29/09/2011 21:14

That is very funny!!!

CurrySpice · 29/09/2011 21:15

Nothing nicer than a bear cunt of an evening

ElectricSoftParade · 29/09/2011 21:15

MsPenteuth and StrandedBear Grin I applaud you both for your sterling services to MumsNet Thanks Thanks Thanks

TalcAndTurnips · 29/09/2011 21:17
Angry Confused Envy

Feckin' traffic lights. That's the extent of my patience.

Almanzo · 29/09/2011 21:27

Yes, MissPenteuth's cunt is a bit loose and gappy, although pretty whereas strandebear's is tight and well formed and nice to look at at although seems to be collapsing towards the front.

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 29/09/2011 21:39

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