part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

[juneybean]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

[KinderEggKayzr]

Just reas this through and I think it brilliant. I have been in stitches, now I too am waiting for Tiger's report.

[bellabelly]

He is bound to phone you soon (as shineon, I mean) - you need to be prepared!

[frankiecat]

LOLOL bellabelly!

[bellabelly]

If he presses you about why you don't want to see him any more, tell him it's complicated - that things arn't always black and white...

[lou33]

send him this

[kitbit]

Why not text him as Jane and say sorry, can you meet tomorrow instead?

....and we can do it all over again!!!!!

[kitbit]

Why not text him as Jane and say sorry, can you meet tomorrow instead?

....and we can do it all over again!!!!!

[frankiecat]

fab idea kitbit! now where could we leave him waiting this time, i wonder?

[bellabelly]

Teehee, if he agree to that Kitbit, then he really would deserve the "You are an IDIOT" msg!

[NotPlayingAnyMore]

Hurry up Tiger, I need to go to the shop! All this talk of penguins is making want to go out and buy a packet!

[kitbit]

What about the Cotswold wildlife park at Burford? There are monkeys there.

[Riallytoofattoflounce]

fancy a cup of PG Tips with that chocolate biscuit?

[LackaDAISYcal]

just bookmarking for tiger's report

well done on sucking him in shiney

[kitbit]

snort @ rially

[BitOfFunnyBunny]

Come on Tiger...I bet she felt sorry for him stood out in the rain

[cornsilk]

Maybe she quite liked him...

[leonifay]

genious, this is great. come on tiger, i'm dying to hear your report!

[PringlePopper]

I would just have to let him know it was me who set him up, teach him not to mess with the best!

You could send him the original ' Hi you, how are ya?' text adding 'this is shiny on her new number, the one you are now blocked from calling'. Oooh gooo on, let him know you are a force to be reckoned with

[oldraver]

Oooh Oooh, I'd be up for the Wildlife Park

Shine its actually quite worrying that this is the calibre of person thats defending our country

[Nancy66]

Tell him that:

It's time for you to spread your wings
It's nothing to get in a flap about
there are plenty more fish in the sea
and romance can't always be black and white...

and if he doesn't click then he really is thick.