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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:11

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KinderEggKayzr · 10/04/2009 17:12

Just reas this through and I think it brilliant. I have been in stitches, now I too am waiting for Tiger's report.

bellabelly · 10/04/2009 17:13

He is bound to phone you soon (as shineon, I mean) - you need to be prepared!

frankiecat · 10/04/2009 17:13

LOLOL bellabelly!

bellabelly · 10/04/2009 17:14

If he presses you about why you don't want to see him any more, tell him it's complicated - that things arn't always black and white...

lou33 · 10/04/2009 17:14

send him this

kitbit · 10/04/2009 17:14

Why not text him as Jane and say sorry, can you meet tomorrow instead?

....and we can do it all over again!!!!!

kitbit · 10/04/2009 17:14

Why not text him as Jane and say sorry, can you meet tomorrow instead?

....and we can do it all over again!!!!!

frankiecat · 10/04/2009 17:15

fab idea kitbit! now where could we leave him waiting this time, i wonder?

bellabelly · 10/04/2009 17:16

Teehee, if he agree to that Kitbit, then he really would deserve the "You are an IDIOT" msg!

NotPlayingAnyMore · 10/04/2009 17:16

Hurry up Tiger, I need to go to the shop! All this talk of penguins is making want to go out and buy a packet!

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:17

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kitbit · 10/04/2009 17:17

What about the Cotswold wildlife park at Burford? There are monkeys there.

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:18

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Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 17:18

fancy a cup of PG Tips with that chocolate biscuit?

LackaDAISYcal · 10/04/2009 17:19

just bookmarking for tiger's report

well done on sucking him in shiney

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:19

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kitbit · 10/04/2009 17:19

snort @ rially

BitOfFunnyBunny · 10/04/2009 17:21

Come on Tiger...I bet she felt sorry for him stood out in the rain

cornsilk · 10/04/2009 17:23

Maybe she quite liked him...

leonifay · 10/04/2009 17:23

genious, this is great. come on tiger, i'm dying to hear your report!

PringlePopper · 10/04/2009 17:24

I would just have to let him know it was me who set him up, teach him not to mess with the best!

You could send him the original ' Hi you, how are ya?' text adding 'this is shiny on her new number, the one you are now blocked from calling'. Oooh gooo on, let him know you are a force to be reckoned with

oldraver · 10/04/2009 17:26

Oooh Oooh, I'd be up for the Wildlife Park

Shine its actually quite worrying that this is the calibre of person thats defending our country

Nancy66 · 10/04/2009 17:27

Tell him that:

It's time for you to spread your wings
It's nothing to get in a flap about
there are plenty more fish in the sea
and romance can't always be black and white...

and if he doesn't click then he really is thick.

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 17:28

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