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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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oldraver · 28/04/2009 15:06

Hmm he really is very thick. The reference to your job sounds a bit of a threat to me ?? As in ner ner I'll tell on ya

RumourOfAHurricane · 28/04/2009 20:41

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nkf · 28/04/2009 20:44

I love the fact that he's so coy in the message. That vague reference to something that happened. Hedging his bets. Just like he was with the relationship.

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Dior · 28/04/2009 23:43

Glad I found this, I was going to post and ask for an update.

Can't believe he is only just twigging - bless him.

mychildrenarebarmy · 30/04/2009 07:32

Blimey, how dense can one man be?!?!?!

Northernlurker · 30/04/2009 07:56

He really is staggeringly thick isn't he? I think what he meant with the job reference was that as the guardians of public safety the police wouldn't indulge in ensuring that a total twat got his comeuppance. Like I said - he's very, very thick!

VinegarTitsTheSwine · 30/04/2009 12:41

Just caught up with this at last and just wanted to say PMSL and i told my work collegues about this and they are PTSL too

Please send him this thread so he can see how many people (hundreds) know how much of a tit he made of himself

Your a hero Shiney, a payback to all cock munchers the world over

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LadyPinkofPinkerton · 02/05/2009 18:39

JUst caught up with what happened with this story. Absolutley brilliant
He totally got what he deserved

mummypumpkin · 24/09/2009 02:57

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Fubble · 24/09/2009 22:53

Bizarrely I have only just found this too and have spent the majority of the day reading all the posts (I'm supposed to be working!!)

So so so funny!

Mammina · 25/09/2009 12:41

same here, had to go to bed eventually last night & resumed this morning. pure class

BellaNoirisanAunty · 25/09/2009 18:51

Utterly brilliant. Well done Shiney!

SkinnyLattePlease · 29/09/2009 11:08

If you Google 'cotswold penguin sanctuary' it is still the top hit...
Absolute classic. Have been PMSL all day and neglecting poor DS.

TrillianAstra · 02/04/2010 13:10

Can you believe it has been a whole year?

MrsDrOwenHunt · 17/07/2010 17:59

i only just read the whole thing!!

custardismyhamster · 13/08/2010 02:43

I've just spent three bloomin hours reading this thread-need to be up mega early tomorrow argh!

gtamom · 23/08/2010 07:47

Just read both the threads,very entertaining!

Rafi · 14/11/2010 01:13

And if you Google "Cotswold Penguin Sanctuary", one year on, Shiney's first thread is STILL the top hit!

BitOfFun · 14/11/2010 02:47

Hurrah Grin

I love Shiney, I do. Penguins brought us together

TrillianAstra · 14/11/2010 17:59

Huzzah indeed!

JingleTits · 15/11/2010 19:27

OMG ive spent the best part of the day reading this and the last thread!! I even forgot to pick up DH from work hahaha Grin I know it was sooooo long ago now but absolutly loved this!!! this is the reason i love MN!! MN POWER!! WHOOOOP

openerofjars · 15/12/2010 21:49

What JingleTits said.

Have the film rights been sold? Movies about social networking are all the rage these days...