part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

[juneybean]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

[goingplaces]

Are you going to see him again at all? If you don't, do you think he might rumble that you set him up?

[BottySpottom]

tell him you can't be exclusive anymore; you think you've fallen for a penguin

[screamingabdab]

[sockmonkey]

[FairyTaleEnding]

Where is Tiger?

I have got fuck all done this afternoon!

[goingplaces]

Ask him, "Did you know that penguins form monogomous relationships that last a lifetime?"

[screamingabdab]

Terribly bad manners, i know, but if any of you lurkers/waiters have DCs with bad handwriting, can you help advise, HERE:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/behaviour_development/736548-Pen-Again-ergonomic-pen-pencil-for -8-year-old-with

[goingplaces]

Penguins are very exclusive

[YanknbeforetheCockcrows]

Do you have a landline? Would he try to contact you on that number if you don't return his calls to your old mobile? Is the old mobile still receiving calls/texts?

[mylifemykids]

I've only just caught up with the first thread (again!). Was he seriously still there at 4.20 waiting????

[allthetwinklystars]

My DH now thinks that I spend all day ignoring the DC and sitting on the laptop MNing.. erm....

[TheDevilEatsNestle]

I've just read this entire thread and am wondering if there's another one 'to have given this dodgy looking guy in the pub a false number'

Because I had 8 phonecalls today asking for Katie. Poor desperate bloke

'Hi it must be you, you put this number in my phone'

Me -' No I am not Katie and spent last night in bed with crap magazines and an easter egg'

Then again

'Katie, why are you lying, we had a good talk, why don't you remember me?'

[Lizzylou]

LOL at the Penguin waving in Tescos, Chippingin
DH came home with Asda's own brand, Puffins, he didn't know why I was so disappointed...

[Riallytoofattoflounce]

thumbunny - are these his marching orders?

[PlumBumMum]

Invite round for a chat to dump him, make him a cup of tea and a plate of biscuits, with a few penguins on there

[screamingabdab]

lizzylou Puffins? lol

[MavisGrind]

Just bookmarking this - waiting for Tigers report...

DS1 has been wearing his Pingu top all day in your honour!

[Lizzylou]

I know screamingabdab, I know...
Just not the same

[Nyx]

Am still roffling here

I think you could do what somebody suggested before - i.e. text from jane's number and say "btw...shineon and I both think you're a nob" - then the penny would drop. You really would have to get a brand new number after that though!

Oh well done well done on the whole thing though! I'm looking forward to tiger's update too!

[cornsilk]

Perhaps suggest that you and he stay in and watch 'Happy Feet' whilst snacking on sushi tonight?

[goingplaces]

Or find a "black tie" do to go to together and get him down to Moss Bros to get fitted for his penguin suit

[thumbbunny]

lol Rially!

[bellabelly]

I love Nancy's suggestion about telling him it's time for you both to "spread your wings" - you could then console him with the thought that there are plenty more fish in the sea...