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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

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juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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kitbit · 10/04/2009 18:19

BZN, email Penguin Jane and ask!

MarlaSinger · 10/04/2009 18:21

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oldraver · 10/04/2009 18:21

BZN... thats exactly what I thought when people said they could be come back. Knowing how the forces work he would never say what happened due to his workmates ripping it out of him

CKelpie · 10/04/2009 18:22

Fantastic write up Tiger, thank you both for a really good thread.

I do feel a teeny tiny bit sorry for him but not that much that I think he didn't thoroughly deserve what he got. He behaved very badly towards his 'exclusive' gf.

I would love to think that it will make him treat women better but from what you say, he is not that clever.

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:22

TDEN have you posted on the wrong thread?

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 18:22

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LackaDAISYcal · 10/04/2009 18:22

well done tiger

DitaVonCheese · 10/04/2009 18:23

Is anyone else a bit that it's all over?

At least there's three more days of weekend to go

nkf · 10/04/2009 18:23

What happened? Point me to the thread with the date update. Please pretty penguin please.

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 18:23

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tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:24

If am a troll I am damp one that smells of penguin poo. I AM NOT A TROLL

pginthecloset · 10/04/2009 18:24

I don't think I'm fashionable enough for birkenstocks. I find them ugly..

pginthecloset · 10/04/2009 18:25

oops, wrong thread

BZN · 10/04/2009 18:25

but DH wouldn't have to say why his DW had sent in some penguin biscuits to work...especially as they're on offer atm [bevilgrin]

Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 18:26

penguin poo is projectile. shame he didn't go near the enclosure

if you do the chocolate biscuit thing at his work he'll never trace it to shiny.

I feel sorry for him that he got wet, but hey...

Hope you didn't get too wet tiger, but it was a good cause

RumourOfAHurricane · 10/04/2009 18:28

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JeanPoole · 10/04/2009 18:28

where the penguin stare link?
i can't find it.

best thread ever on MN

oldraver · 10/04/2009 18:29

Mybe he can got to the Falklands to see Jane cousins

nkf · 10/04/2009 18:29

Blimey that's funny. Has he tried to get in touch with Shiney yet?

JuxaLOTmoreChocolate · 10/04/2009 18:31

Well done tiger and shiny. Great way to start the weekend.

(I'd love you to send him a penguin through the post or the scary link, but hey, you're probably right to stop it now.)

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:32

Now my only problem is that when my RL mates ask what I did at the weekend, if I tell them I went to Birdland on Saturday, I might get outed. Oh well, cross that one when we come to it....

Off to change out of the wet clothes, I am quietly steaming now.

SpaceTrain · 10/04/2009 18:32

Shiney, of curse your not a troll. Devil's just jealous that you and Tiger are the toast of MN.

oldraver · 10/04/2009 18:32

Rially .. my thoughts. If I 'casually' walked past his with a stuffed penguin and BZN sent in penguin bars he would never ever suspect Shiney

Shiney cant you keep your old number that he knows you as Shiney on, tho I know you said you wernt gonna answer him but you may have to let him know its off

Kayteee · 10/04/2009 18:33

Pleeeeeeze send him the "penguin stare, mend your ways" thing...pleeeeze.

This is definitely the best thread I've come across on MN....Shiny and Tiger, thankyou it was a hoot!

lou33 · 10/04/2009 18:34

jean, here

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