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part II - the penguin is landed and he didn't get pppp-picked up!

487 replies

juneybean · 10/04/2009 16:17

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/735696-to-have-set-up-a-false-date-with-this-idiot?pg=4 0 - Previous thread...

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cupofteaplease · 10/04/2009 18:04

Oh, I actually ended up feeling a little for him! Poor, damp fella! Well done Tiger for going- hope your son enjoyed the penguins.

Nyx · 10/04/2009 18:05

Oh well done Tiger, and Tigercub, fab job! LOL Am so chuffed at the ending to the saga...daft 'trying to be a love-rat' bloke left standing in the rain...priceless!

KinderEggKayzr · 10/04/2009 18:05

Brilliant Tiger!!!!!
HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!

cheltenhamgal · 10/04/2009 18:05

brilliant, so glad that he got his comeuppance although I was planning on taking my DD there in a couple of weeks, she will wonder what on earth I am laughing at when we walk up to go in lol

vodkaandcoke · 10/04/2009 18:06

Superb ending. Well done to Shiny and Tiger.

Calyx · 10/04/2009 18:07

Tiger no apologies it was worth the wait! Still chortling at him getting wetter and wetter after saying mean things about his "ex" gf Shiney to a complete stranger (after having made a big deal about him and Shiney having to be exclusive)... karma I tell you, karma!

YouKnowNothingoftheCrunchie · 10/04/2009 18:07

Brilliant

gagamama · 10/04/2009 18:08

P-P-P-PMSL!

Poor sod, stood in the rain outside a penguin enclosure, hoping to get laid! (Pun totally intended...)

GumsNRoses · 10/04/2009 18:08

Fantastic, ty Shiney and Tiger for the most entertaining thread of the year, lol at Tigers Ds

This thread should be a warning to all Numpty's......don't mess about our MNetters OR ELSE

tigerdroveoverthebunnies · 10/04/2009 18:08

I reckon he was waiting about 25 mins before we hacked it. The penguin feeding was at 2.30 and we got there a few mins before it started. So if he really did stand there until Shiny's last text he'd have been there, in the rain, for about 40 mins. Nitwit.

His jacket was quite snug, let's put it that way.

Havent had this much fun for years

screamingabdab · 10/04/2009 18:08

Well done. This has been fun

Calyx · 10/04/2009 18:09

LOL @ 'his jacket was quite snug'

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Riallytoofattoflounce · 10/04/2009 18:10

thanks tiger.

shiny - Jane could send him this?

NorkyButNice · 10/04/2009 18:11

Brilliant work all round.

Surely no sympathy allowed for a man who is cheating on his gf by even being there (as his intentions obviously weren't honourable with "Jane")!

oldraver · 10/04/2009 18:11

Tiger I am now gonna be looking for a 'snug fitting' cagoule with go faster stripes every time I go into town

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goingplaces · 10/04/2009 18:12

@ "go faster stripes"!

BZN · 10/04/2009 18:14

Shame you have said you want to end it now - I would love to know which section he works in at BZN and get DH or one of his mates to leave a trail of penguin biscuits around the place!
(have namechanged but have been following the thread)

BillSilverFoxBuchanan · 10/04/2009 18:15

Brilliant ending. Haven't laughed so much in ages. Good work

BitOfFunnyBunny · 10/04/2009 18:15

This has been so fabulous...he wasn't hurt, he's just had his pride dented and, er, got a bit wet- a fitting come uppance for a playa of amateur status, methinks

Shiny, we need a little closure though: I'm still voting for the "change your ways" penguin morality pic - your identity can remain a mystery!

NotPlayingAnyMore · 10/04/2009 18:16

Great work, girls!

SpaceTrain · 10/04/2009 18:18

I agree BOF - the penguin stare "change your ways" link will round it all off nicely (and not meanly)

TheDevilEatsNestle · 10/04/2009 18:18

Oh now I know it's all a wind up.

We have been scoring trolls 2/10 quite a lot lately, this is a 10/10. Maybe we asked for it?

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