Alphabet Street...is this thread 3?!

[originalcatlady]

I can't believe you are all still finding this interesting! You do make me laugh!!

You don't know them YET. But you will, and so will we.

Perhaps buy them a pink dressing gown to welcome them to Alphabet Street

Have we decided on a theme tune yet?

Just checking, as we don't want something too sombre in case someone thinks that the previous inhabitants of K are under B's patio.

Maybe a jaunty tune like neighbours or home and away style thing

Have we decided on a theme tune yet?

Dance of the Cuckoos?

Sesame st? 'Can you tell me how to get... how to get to Alphabet Streeeeeeeeeet!'

'ABC... it's as easy as 123...'

Sorry, I've missed where the new neighbours live? Are they the new Family K, or not on the same page as you at the moment?

Catlady said the new neighbours are next to H. But she can't call it I as I is across the street. Plus they're not even on the diagram!

Because when I started this thread, those last few houses didn't get involved in Bs shenanigans. It's a total game changer. I really hope they own this van!!!

This is a development of epic proportions.

We'll have to call the new people H2?

We have new people across the road from us who insist on parking directly opposite our driveway instead of the large residents car park to the back of their properly or even further down the street, there's plenty of room but they seem to insist on stopping in the most awkward position. I don't think they're actually doing anything wrong either as they don't block us in, but because our driveway exit is narrow and the road isn't the widest either it means we sometimes have a bit of a squeeze to get in and out at times.

The only time we've been properly blocked in, it was by the police and we had no idea which neighbour they were even visiting.

My vote for the theme tune is Dance of the Cuckoos, jaunty yet slightly manic. Implies crazy and fun but no potential murders or Coronation Street style drama

@SallyLovesCheese next to H means the new neighbours surely are in G. If in I, Op would say opposite H. If in G that could prove a nightmare for F if they own a car and a van.

I'm imagining the Benny Hill theme tune, especially if this was on CCTV and sped up.

Or this.

Katzia, no, there are more houses in the street to the left of H. OP has said she needs to extend the diagram.

I suggested she bought a smaller car

Excellent response Mrs B! That's the way to do it.

New diagram please @originalcatlady!

Any updates on the new neighbours? Is it their van?! I have to know!!

OMG, just had a complete panic. I went to the 'Threads I'm On' section to find this one and I got the Mumsnet 'Oops...' page and I thought it had been deleted!! Can you imagine how that made me feel for the three minutes it took me to track it down? I was even looking for new threads that were saying "what's happened to Alphabet Street #3".

Feeling calmer now I've found you again .

What's occurring!!!

Oh they're all playing nicely today. They each have a space, in the order of their houses and nobody is touching! How very novel!

Well that's no bloody fun!!! 😂

It's a first!

I’m new! Just read the other two threads...LOVE a parking war. Reminds me of when we rented a flat with pre-allocated spaces and mr angry on the ground floor flat would frequently come out and tell people off for receiving deliveries and not obeying the rules

Do you think someone has shown B and C this thread?!

Dod the van leave? It's not the new neighbors'?