Alphabet Street...is this thread 3?!

[originalcatlady]

I can't believe you are all still finding this interesting! You do make me laugh!!

Before if F comes home...

Gosh, the tension!!

Exciting...
however all these cars - it's getting ridiculous and it has to stop and where is B meant to park.

It can't go on like this!

Where did C park when she came home from the school run?

C only popped in for a few minutes, she parked outside my drive!

Ooo I'm so excited.. Is the situation still the same op?

It's still the same. None of the rules have been followed today! We are on countdown!

@originalcatlady I was about to have an early night that's gone down the Swanee

Gah. I'm in bed. I'm tired. But I don't want to miss the fun!

Any changes?

Looking forward to reading the shenanigans in the morning!

Please say its the same!

Ohhoho here we gooooo

Apparently it takes four drives up and down the street in first gear to establish that it's ALL FULL UP!!!

She can however, manage to park in Ms drive on the first attempt.

Which will be interesting in the morning, as they have been having carers/district nurses park on the drive first thing every day.

B is now standing in the middle of the road. Yes the middle. Looking up and down at the cars and the houses, as if this will magically make people come out and own up to parking in her precious space.

Mr B is now out. I'll let you all write the conversation, I'm sure you know all the words now.

Thank the parking karma gods!! Hope M gives her hell if they need the space for medical visits

Poor just in time to check for today! I hope M comes out and tells her to move or will M be in bed by now?

M is in bed (I can hear their house alarm setting, I'm not a total stalker.)

This is ridiculous. It can't go on like this! Have you seen this?

Oh, she's so entitled. M has to be getting pissy now.

Have the cars magically moved? Has a space suddenly appeared? Should B now be renamed Madame B of Parkings school of witchcraft and wizardry?

Sorry I'm tired and had the shittest day so my brain is in stupid mode.

I wish there was a way B could, without compromising @Originalcatlady find out that several thousand people from many countries on multiple continents globally, think that she is a monumentally entitled bell end.

I couldn't agree more @themueslicamel

Did C and F both stay out all night?!