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To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?

541 replies

AnneTwackie · 20/12/2018 20:10

The sign glows in the dark. It is rather large and looks awful.

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FBEH · 21/12/2018 19:46

Wether you do this tomorrow or not I know I’m going to now. Lol. Great idea

Omzlas · 21/12/2018 19:48

I've only just come to this thread and I'm already invested.

I have my popcorn.

As you were.

Rubytinsleslippers · 21/12/2018 19:51

Epic!! And totally mint!!

KeepServingTheFestiveSnogs · 21/12/2018 20:03

Parping would be very immature.

Totally do it!!!!

Bunnyfuller · 21/12/2018 20:05

I went delivering cards and dodgy jars of burnt nuts round our village and there’s a house with 2 gargantuan piercing white light reindeers. So badly want to go and leave carrots after reading this. OP, MARRY ME, your fun copper doesn’t deserve you.

porkinmyteeth · 21/12/2018 20:06

This is amazing!! I'm in tears 😂

AckYourHole · 21/12/2018 20:11

Love it. You're a legend Op👏

ChishandFips33 · 21/12/2018 20:14

This is hilarious!

Live that your teens think your are mint...if only they knew!

ChishandFips33 · 21/12/2018 20:14

Love

SarahET · 21/12/2018 20:18

@AnneTwackie I'm picturing a Shaggy style, 'it wasn't me' Grin

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AnneTwackie · 21/12/2018 20:33

Oh god it’s all kicking off here!

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AckYourHole · 21/12/2018 20:36

Oh. Spill!

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AnneTwackie · 21/12/2018 20:38

An angry mob has arrived!

To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?
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SarahET · 21/12/2018 20:39

Just in case you need it AnneTwackie...

Neighbor came out and he caught me red handed
Pimping his no parking sign
Picture this I was in my pjs
Stringing fairy lights from it
How could I forget that he has
Installed cctv
All the time he was standing there
He never took his eyes off me

But he caught me with the Santa (it wasn't me)
Saw me hanging up the tinsel (it wasn't me)
I even made cotton wool snow drifts (it wasn't me)
He even caught me on camera (it wasn't me)

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AnneTwackie · 21/12/2018 20:41

Dog looks confused she’s getting an extra walk

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AnneTwackie · 21/12/2018 20:47

Where are all my black clothes?

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RandomMess · 21/12/2018 20:50
Grin
paintinmyhairAgain · 21/12/2018 20:56

did you provide the angry mob ?

glueandstick · 21/12/2018 20:57

Fuck me this is brilliant 😂

HariboLecter · 21/12/2018 21:01

Best parking thread ever Grin

Ellieboolou27 · 21/12/2018 21:03

Few few posts make me laugh like this, it’s a cracker 😂

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AnneTwackie · 21/12/2018 21:04

Boring black coat on, boring black leggings, boring Mrs. Twackie, normal dog walk lalalala

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AnneTwackie · 21/12/2018 21:15

It’s done! I’ll post a photo of the mob in position tomorrow unless parking grinch finds his Christmas spirit and frees the Lapland1! Just told teenager I’ve been to walk the dog he said “and?” And you just wait and see son, wait and see Xmas Grin

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Atchiclees · 21/12/2018 21:18
Grin How about some sprout snowmen for the no parping altered sign?
To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?
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AnneTwackie · 21/12/2018 21:23

Love it atchiclees
Thank you sarahET no need for shaggy this time due to increasing stealth

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