I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)

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But I thought I'd share anyway.

This happens on our street a LOT and I just don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate, the gap between the wing mirror and wall isn't big enough for a child to slip through and the car is so huge it blocks pedestrians from seeing whats coming without stepping into the road.
Not to mention that he's parked on a T-junction.

GRR!

(Obligatory Mumsnet diagram provided)

Wear it into the shop fully inflated OP. And get better biscuits whilst you're there. If you'd had chocolate hob nobs this story might have ended completely differently.

nobody likes flaccid

fnerkk

This reminds me of the Elderly Korean Lady thread.

Such calmness in the face of adversity.

Have a fab party Unsuspected 🦄🦄🦄

See, this is another difference between Americans and Brits.

We'd all be outside sitting on our porches or standing around in the street in little groups offering suggestions to the police gawping

We're the same in t'North, Pond - we would all have an opinion, and several suggestions on what to do to make things even worse for the driver when s/he returned. This could include jemmying open the boot, and putting a shackled waif inside, and shouting "How up, Officer! Look what the bugger's got in here! And the bastard eats prawn cocktail crisps, but the look of it! What a !"

@SchadenfreudePersonified

😂😂😂 I love Vlad and Vanka! They should pop up on threads more often 🤣🤣🤣

This has been so very beautiful!

I was wondering what is wrong with the OP's neighbours too. Most places I have lived they would have been all out there at the first sign of the police, trying to find out what was going on, everyone gossiping with everyone else about everything, putting the general world to rights whilst waiting for developments. A bit like a real life version of this thread actually. OP and her neighbours sound very restrained, just one Russian man (and dog) and an angry middle aged gentleman. Its no good OP, your neighbourhood needs to embrace nosiness and turn everything into an opportunity for a street party. With unicorns of course.

It does look less like you are riding the unicorn and more like you are shagging it.

How on earth did the thread get to THIS point elfycat?!!

"No one likes flaccid"

I swear... This thread has made my week!!!

SexLube...

"flaccid horn"*
*
Oh my gosh...!!! I can't breathe!!!

I've just read the thread in its glorious entirety, can we nominate it for classics?

I nearly wet myself on at least two occasions

Fab -you- luss!! This is the best thread ever! It has warmed the cockles of my heart. I salute you OP and bow to all you lovely, crazy Mn'ers.

This is the thread that just keeps on giving.

Vlad and Vanka

Perfection.

OP, you missed a trick by not getting the Daily Mail round before CFP disappeared. I can just picture the DM article, with you in full sadface and pointing to the CF car, whilst wearing the unicorn costume.

(I do think V&V should have a Vlog)

PS MNHQ have advised me that they are submitting the thread for consideration by the Classics Committee.

They were particularly taken by the Unicorn.

I do hope she went to Ashby DLZ in the unicorn there is an outside chance she might meet my EH MIL who would be horrified!

Fabulous from start to finish. Thanks OP

Go to a hardware store, buy 1 packet of short tacks. Place 1 behind and 1 in front of each tyre. Enjoy a cup of tea and a biscuit.

dadshere the car's gone now.

Best Thread Ever

Hope you're having fun at the party, OP.

I've spent my Saturday night catching up on this thread.

When you were standing in the spot where CF's car was selfishly parked you didn't happen to notice any recently dropped cigarette butts or chewing gum? Perhaps DNA profiling would help us track down CF

The camel toe had me sniggering. And Ashby isn't too far away from me.....

Have fun at the party, OP.

This hands down wins the best thread ever award. So, so much gold. Ride proud on your steed tonight OP!

Good re the classics...i reported it the mn just after i posted for classics and their enjoyment. They loved the unicorns

What a funny, funny thread.

BEST

THREAD

EVER