I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)

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But I thought I'd share anyway.

This happens on our street a LOT and I just don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate, the gap between the wing mirror and wall isn't big enough for a child to slip through and the car is so huge it blocks pedestrians from seeing whats coming without stepping into the road.
Not to mention that he's parked on a T-junction.

GRR!

(Obligatory Mumsnet diagram provided)

I fucking dying. That unicorn!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😂

to you OP. Excellent diagrams and updates.

As an aside, I've been here 10 years plus so demand Mumsnet let me post more than 6 pictures in future!

I absolutely love that newbies to this thread will be utterly baffled as to how it's gone from CFN parking to unicorn costumes in under 500 posts.

It's an offence to park within thirty metres of a junction.Also to block the highway.
Notify police and local highways department

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Disappointed that CF wasn't towed, but the police know he is not taxed now! That will to do.

I love your unicorn outfit OP, and I love you too. Bet you are a really great person to have as a friend.

Bless you for entertaining us all today.

I hope landrovercunt steps on lego in the dark later on though - or swallows it and has to shit it out.

Peace.

Gutted I didn't call the police on this one now! I didn't think they'd come.

We could do a CF watch, where mumsnetters all over the country look out for THAT black landrover!

"Evil slutty mumsnetter damages car after provocation from snowflake coven of harpies."

I think you'll find that the collective noun for harpies is a "screech". We a infested with the blighters here in Mortificado.

I am on page 4, having got my oar in on P1, but not got back until now. It is very exciting! I think Sarah Lancashire should play the OP when they serialise it for television.

(Plus BummyMummy is legally obliged to marry me, its in writing on the internet forever now!)

Yes - that proposal is legally binding. But I'm sure that Bummy wouldn't want to do anything that would make people lose confidence in the integrity of the internet, anyway.

OP, this thread was superb. Simply superb. I hope you have a wild time at the party!

This thread has been like mn in the good old days.

Have a fab night op

Best. Thread. Ever.

Whilst ds watched his shite, this was like stepping into mumsnet of old. Shame it didn’t get towed, but I can die happy knowing that you put so much commitment in op- and marriage proposal out of it, your friends keys rescued, new rules for parking threads established and can officially confirm, you do indeed have the best taste in biscuits.
Topped it off with that brave costume!

I mean... bravo. hat tip to neighbour for alerting you to the situation

I have an Emergency Unicorn question.

I need to go to Tesco en route - am wearing costume, can't take it off. Do I go in proud, unicorn inflated? Or do I flap in with a flaccid steed?

No one likes flaccid.

Proud all the way

Wear your horn with pride, OP.

Nobody likes a flaccid unicorn.

Go for the full prance OP, you've earnt it!

I think ‘unicorn costume’ might become a MN code like ‘naice ham’ and ‘pombears’.

Burslem Tesco?

They'll have seen worse. Wear the 'Corn with pride.

Ashby de la Zouch Tesco.

It's a reasonable naice area so will get Looks

Definitely go with full inflation. Wear that horn with pride!!

Have a great night!

Still drinking the Octo vodka then Schaden? Chin chin

LOVE Vlad and Vanka so much!