Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

I fear ColourCature will be along soon to give us another delightful colour comparison

And here I am ! I must say Ken’s speech moved me. He’s such an eloquent fella.

Anyway, first thoughts, honestly, blood stain on white underwear when it doesn’t come out after the first wash. It’s obviously matched to the “show” gloss that’s why they’ve been placed together .

This thread has been hilarious! I’m on tenterhooks for tomorrow’s grand finale!

Spinach is already glittered up and getting ready for the party.

Seriously, she can smell glitter from 20ft away and elbows the dc out of the way to get to roll in it first. Yes. I live in a house of glitter rollers.

Anyway, she wanted to tell you that she has absolutely not stolen your sadvent sparkles and is definately not holding them hostage until you agree to let her decorate the venue.

Aw. The photo is too small to show what happened last time the glitter came out.

Spinach is so sparkly!
Be careful AMan - HOF will want her for next year's sadvent calendar. You'll need to put her in witness pawtection ...

Yeah - can we have a Ken and friends MN advent calendar next year? with a bonus funnel day for the sake of nostalgia?

We've got that duvet cover. To miss the point.

Thanks for the laffs, Cheese.

Can't wait for the Grand Finale today.

knew you wouldn't let us down, ColourCature. And I'll just be closing that door over now too.

isn't Spinach a sparkly beauty! If spinach would like the glittery shite, Ken is more than happy to send it to her.

We're on the last day thank you all for keeping me company throughout this difficult journey. Thank you for the Ken love. Thank you for sharing your cats and thank you for making me laugh every day

I can't wait - it's the last day. What can HOF have in store for us all today? It's going to be hard to top the funnel, the half-a-spider, and the fuck all, but my hopes are high and I feel sure they can manage something. Even if that something is an empty space/some other kind of insect life.

What a beautiful thread it's been.

So here it is, the big finale!

It's another bottle of nail varnish.

'But why is it so special?' I hear you all ask.

Well let me tell you: it's 10ml.

The other bottles are 6ml.

4 EXTRA ML.

And here is all of our goods together (minus the spider, one lipgloss and a set of stickers. Ken obviously has some sort of creative revenge planned).

Wow what a haul you have there Cheese! Don't forget you promised us a pic of you wearing all that crap lovely makeup..

Love the picture of poor old Misty waiting for Ken. Hopefully sparkly Spinach cat isn't turning his head.

Thank you for sharing the shitness it's been brilliant x

What a journey!

I am jealous of this incredible Christmas haul. I hope you'll be making an excellent look for your Christmas dinner! (Am sure Ken is also creating a fabulous new look with his stolen goods!)

I'd love to see you do a full face using just these items!

It's been a wild wild ride, thank you for the effort you've put in, to open it and come here each day and be so bloody hilarious! If you do another one next year please add the link to this post so I don't miss it!

Merry xmas xx

What a blast this Sadvent calendar has been and with added kitties. I laughed so much reading this, thank you all so much.

And what a let down tge final installment was. Thanks HOF, and thanks to Cheese for the thread.

Mr grey is not impressed, but looks forward to the wedding.

The nail varnish colours are the colour I picture dead peoples finger nails to be. Minus the glitter!

So, are you going for another HoF calendar next year!?

At first I was sad to find this thread so late in the game. No joy of guessing what each day would bring! But then I realised it's like waiting til the whole series has finished and I'm watching a boxset . Binge-reading!

Although I’d LOVE to see Cheese wearing all that shite, if I worry about her health.
I imagine there would be some kind of horrific allergic reaction and Cheese will spontaneously combust. .

OP now you've opened all the doors please watch the YouTube video, she is exactly how I imagined you to be every day!!

the YouTube video! I can finally watch it, thank you for the reminder!

Mr Grey is such a dish! He'll have to tone it down for the wedding otherwise Ken will get jealous.

dead people's fingernails. Thishatisnotmine have you met ColourCature? You two are sure to get on

I agree that my health would be compromised if I applied all of shittery goodness but I might have a dabble after Christmas Day and share the results, once there's no risk of spoiling the Christmas from glitter poisoning.

Merry Christmas everyone

Thanks for all of the laughs.

Kisty's wedding invites will be released early January.

Merry Christmas everyone
Thank you Cheese, all posters, cats & not forgetting HOF for the best thread ever!
Just one last thing where has Kisty booked the wedding venue? I know they're thinking of Catalonia (Barcelona), Catford or Purley as a honeymoon destination.

Finally Cheese you need to start the January instalment of post traumatic HOF Advent Calendar stress syndrome

It is a sad day....it can’t be the end...it just can’t be!
Yes can cheese start post traumatic thread as mentioned by Tracey pleaseeeeee! We could have cat pictures in preparation for the upcoming wedding maybe or just a cat picture next to a new beauty purchase which could be reviewed...who knows or just cat pictures...something...anything...yes I’m having a meltdown already!

Lol lol potential wedding venues Tracy

This has been a fantastic thread as already mentioned...better to have loved and lost I guess but I have a feeling it’s not the end