Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

The House of Funnel Club sounds like a cool trendy nightclub in central London. So far removed from the HOF shitmas sadvent calendar.

This thread is bloody brilliant

Mind you, that's the exact opposite of the contents of that calendar.

None of the contents can be used with the funnel?
If you use the funnel for the glitter, where are you funnelling it too? Into the varnish? Am i missing something????

Everytime I'm seeing the word 'funnel' now I have that song, Funboy Three's "Tunnel of Love" in my head and I'm replacing 'Tunnel' with 'Funnel, of course...

We have a House of Funnel club with our very own theme tune.

Flash two funnels is outrageous. I bet even the Queen doesn't have TWO funnels.

Day 20 (can't believe we're on day 20!) brings us some more coloured glue. I swatched it on the door and within seconds it had gathered lots of dust so I may leave splodges of it around to aid with house cleaning. HOF are always thinking outside of the box with their gifts [santa]

HOF diet lip gloss - glues your lips together so you can't eat

Oh that would double-up very nicely as theatrical blood... Cheese, you'd have HOURS of fun sploding it here and there with one giant 'Splat' as a finale.

Eew. It’s mucousy red coloured like a bloody show. 🤢

Yuk yuk yuk looks like something's been murdered.............a mouse perhaps?
Eyes the Tabbies suspiciously

Or maybe that's why the spider is dessicated, as the lip gloss is spider blood.
Omg there could be a warehouse full of desiccated dead spiders

You're hilarious OP, I'm loving this thread! It's a daily delight to check in and see what you have been gifted with as I smugly open my beautiful NYX calendar and get loads of usage out of each item 😂😂😂

ColourCature I don't think any of us can unsee your description of the mucousy bloody show now.
I wonder if that's the description on the packaging? "A bold mucousy blood colour, perfect for a night out with the one you love"

I love Ken's world domination tactics I've nominated this thread for Classics.

This thread I should fabulous!

I have a Paddington Bear calendar. Opened day 6 today. Not sure I've got the hang of AC. Bit like HOF.

Have really enjoyed this thread....however, having had a rotten experience with HoF delivery and their abysmal customer service, can't help feeling that HoF's general failure to delight their customers is a disgrace. Looking at their Facebook page and other threads, it seems that lots of other people feel the same way. I will not use them again.

Elephants intrigued. Are you getting mini pots of marmalade behind the doors?

TracyB - no, just pieces of chocolates with pictures on. Quite nice chocolate to be fair.

Will Ken & Misty get married??? HOF Sadvent could create a marriage...imagine the press coverage? They could marry on the same day as Harry and Meghan and Meghan could use all the Sadvent products for makeup which would save a lot of money and again press coverage would be fab for Cheese.... imagine all the freebies she would be sent to blog about and the Royal circles Ken would enter to help with his world domination plan !!!

I'm seeing Ken and Misty (Kisty?) in Hello (sponsored by HOF, all products courtesy of ColourCature).

The Wedding of The Year

We can all blow confetti out of Cheese's funnels!

*that wasn't meant to sound as weird as it does.

ILostIt, I bet they sourced the colour when a HoF product analyst went into spontaneous labour at seeing the idea behind this magnificent piece of work!

of course it's blood! First comes the body parts, next the blood and on the 24th the police will arrive at my door and I'll be framed for murder courtesy of my cat/HOF.

Kisty!! YES!!

It's about time Ken settled down, hopefully it'll help him drop his world domination bad boy image. He'll have to if he's to succeed in his campaign to become PM.

He's thrilled!

thanks for that description, ColourCature. I'll just be closing that door over now