Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

I'm beginning to feel a bit panicky that the second funnel hasn't appeared yet :(

HOF induced funnel anxiety.

Door 20 can now be an important reference point for any Mumsnetters wondering how to tell if they're having a pre labour show.
Probably best to keep it closed for now though. I'm feeling a bit queasy.

The thread that keeps on giving I have nothing to add other than adoration of Ken.

Surely the 2nd funnel will appear on the 25th?what else would you ever want for Christmas, than a 2nd mini funnel?

Rich message from Misty cat: Keep your paws off my fiancé, you glittery trollop

Misty trying out her Wedding -funnel- tiara
P.S. Don't show Ken!

You look unimpressed gorgeous dahling

Beaker is still awaiting her invite to the wedding of the year.

never have I seen a more beautiful bride to be. The tiara-funnel is so 2018, I can just see Meghan wearing a diamond encrusted funnel on the big day!

don't worry Beaker, I will set about using all of my calendar goodies to make the invites asap!

Day 21 brings us an eyeliner.

It's GLITTER-FREE?!?!

What the bloody hell do they think I'm supposed to do with that? I'm not leaving the house with plain black eyeliner like some sort of stable adult. It's gold glitter glue all the way!

HOF are gaslighting you Cheese

I see Harry & Meghan have copied Kisty re the engagement photos:

Rich Your Beaker is beautiful (why does that sound so wrong?)
Would she like to be chief bridescatmaid?

I've just found this thread.... i think my colleagues may guess it's not a stock sheet on my monitor that I keep laughing at!!

Does it sting when applied, OP?

Are you going to use all the products together on 24th and show us a pic. No one will recognise you of course with all the glitter and stinging and swelling etc Antihistamines at the ready

Oh and Ozzy wants an invite to the wedding of the year

Aw he's got his bouquet all ready claire

Tracy I do pride myself on my gorgeous Beaker She would love to be second funnel and has offered to romantically strew the bridal path with pure white hair so it will match every room of my house and every item of clothing I own

Awaiting his invitation to the wedding of the year.

I just can’t keep my Christmas wish quiet any longer .... I emailed Santa and asked if I could please have a funnel on the 25th from my vastly inferior calendar.... they can keep diamonds and pearls all I wont is a funnel, it’s not too much to ask surely 😍

Would you consider trading for something else? A Mulberry handbag perhaps, or a luxury holiday in The Maldives .... I’m sure we could come to some sort of agreement

Oooo ooooo I've got a funnel in the kitchen drawer.

It's silver....

A black eyeliner? This is a strange curve ball from HOF. It could be the most useful item so far. Obviously you haven't tried it yet so as Claire suggests, Antihistamines at the ready!

Archchancellor You have a seriously acrobatic cat.

Ken is amassing quite a fan club here.

Yay - we’ In Classics

Now we just need this to,win thread of the year

Yay classics! 👊🏻

WE'RE IN CLASSICS!! YAAAAAAY!

Ken would like to share his acceptance speech:

'Humans, I thanks you. In my determination to rule the world I believed murder of all humans was the only way forward, you have shown me that I can achieve great things just by sharing my immense beauty. I thanks you all for recognising my beauty, I thanks HOF for providing my slave with utter shite and keeping her occupied all month and most of all, I thanks this thread for bringing me to my purrfect fiancée, Misty.'

Arch please can your cat perform at the wedding?

purpleprincess I can't say I didn't see this coming! As soon as I opened the door and spied the funnel I knew I was the luckiest woman in the world I wish you luck in acquiring your own, perhaps in next years HOF calendar which could include several following its popularity this year