Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

Are they nail stickers? They look too big for nails...and too small for normal cover-your-school-jotter-book stickers.

Love “funnel web spider” 😂

I am loving all of the suspicion surrounding Ken, it is well deserved as he's a very sinister creature.

We can celebrate the end of such a wonderful calendar with a Christmas Eve Ken face shot I was waiting until he turned 16 so he could give consent for image sharing but it is a special occasion.

The stickers are a bizarre maroon/shit colour and they are indeee large for nail stickers. Knowing our HOF sadvent () calendar as well as we do though, nail stickers seem a bit too obvious don't they?! They must have another use.

I wonder if door 24 will provide a doll to use all of this shit on.

Zoella is definitely involved in this shit, after the furore of her calendar she has gone under cover with HOF, there is no other other explanation for all the 'shittery'

I love this thread! I’ve got the substandard liberty one and not a sticker or funnel in sight yet here op. I am far too jealous; where’s the glitter liberty?

Toe Nail stickers Cheese?

Sadvent calendar.. I'm crying 😂😂

I agree, that the sticker size is difficult to tell without some perspective - can you wheel Ken out again for measuring purposes? Alternatively, would the stickers fit on Ken's nails?

shamelessly marking my place

Get well OP

Ken said Lynne is a liar and he wouldn't be seen dead wearing those stickers.

You know, when I opened the door to reveal the stickers yesterday, my first thought was - I'm gonna need more of those bad boys!

Imagine my delight when I opened up today's door and my prayers were answered. MORE STICKERS!

I attempted to take out yesterday's stickers for a side by side shot and even though I was very gentle, the stickers fell off the plastic When I tried to pick them up they crumpled and turned to mush. I see why they'd provide a backup set, you know in case of terrible accidents.

Ken kindly posed for our artistic attempt at providing scale. He's really getting into this modelling thing. I can almost hear him saying 'paint me like one of your French kitties'.

Just rtft! What a treat of a calendar! I am so jealous!

I love those stickers, I love that they simultaneously scream primary school chic with a twist of "martini" grown up eleganza.

I am green with envy at your sticker extravaganza. Do you think there is a 5 year old girl behind the final door just gagging to get at the glittery, stickery loveliness of this AC?

I'm starting to think it isn't a martini but angel delight in a fancy bowl . . .that's much more in keeping with the age range.

Ken has definately got a bright future ahead of him in the modelling game, Cheese. Be quick and make sure you sign him up to stay with you as his manager, otherwise it could get ugly. Well, you have to think of these things...

PS - back up stickers? They really are spoiling you Cheese.

PS - I think I speak for everyone, when I say we just cant get enough of Ken. Keep it coming.

If HoF have any sense they would hire Ken to be the face and paws of next year's calendar.

After all he's the best thing about this year's.

Just don't let them pay you in glitter and spider k ha, OP.

We love Ken!

I feel that Ken's calmness and resilience in the face of all the glittery shit, funnels and stickers surely means he should be the no 1 choice to lead us through the Brexit negotiations

Butterfly I think so too

I agree Ken is very cute and a fabulous model but don’t forget Cheese said he is a sinister creature....despite this I’m part of his fan club...only time will tell if this was a foolish mistake on my part...

Lol Brexit negotiations!

I wonder what glittery shittery tomorrow will bring

I nominate Ken for PM ( I think Teresa May wouldn't mind as she likes kittens -heels-)

Ken should also be President of the USA (he can give Trump a hard bite in the neither regions for all of Trump's misogynistic crap.)

Finally Ken can also be President of Russia (he could outstare Putin & have his dog any day.)

Brexit negotiations he he.

Love Ken's aloof air. He's maintaining his dignity despite having to pose with the Multiple Shit Stickers.
Ken's comment: "Oh please. I wouldn't get out of bed for those stickers if you paid me."

@TracyBeakerSoYeah I second your motion!!! Ken for PM!!!

Here is the rallying cry I suggest we adopt:
What do want?
Ken!
When do we want him?
Now!!!

Decorate the funnel with the stickers