Sharing the Shitness - HOF Advent Calendar SPOILERS

[Cheeseandcucumber]

So it arrived damaged. Never mind, I thought, it's what's inside that counts...

It's happened just as OP feared!

Criminal masterminds have followed Ken home, broken and robbed OP of her priceless (or do I mean worthless?) funnel and other treasures.

She's too traumatised to post.

Either that or HoF have taken her out.

I never use emojis but this is all I can express 💚 (felt it couldnt be a normal coloured heart in homage to Colour Couture).

I have just found this thread. I love it and I love Ken the cat and I am SO jealous of your shit advent calendar

funnel web spider

OP are you and Ken ok?
Are you too traumatised by today’s offering? Either way let us know that your ok.
I just got in and was looking forward to seeing today’s post....

Hope your having a good evening

Loving the funnel web spider!

What was in that window today?
Where is Ken?

Who is in possession of the funnel?

I think Cheese is in hospital with glitter induced injuries.

@Cheeseandcucumber where art thou?

Or HoF have silenced her...

Maybe they gave her compensation but she had to sign a gagging order to get it

I'm so sorry for missing a day, I have some sort of shitty bug that I think has been caused by how overwhelmed I am at owning such a magical calendar.

Either that or HOF are poisoning me. Maybe Ken is working for them. You can't trust anyone when you're as asset rich as I am right now - the world wants to get its hands on my funnel.

Here is yesterday's offering - ANOTHER nail varnish. But this time it's GLITTER nail varnish! It's been a while since I received something glittery, I feared they had run out of ideas.

Here it is sat next to the funnel just as a reminder to you all.

What was yesterday's offering??

Sorry to hear that you're not well OP

Today might be my favourite day. I know what you're all thinking - what could possibly top the funnel/glitter pigments/stars?

Well, let me show you.

Here we have some stickers. Not just any old stickers, glittery stickers. We have some crowns, I suspect the Duchess requested those, and some martini glasses - some with straws.

They're maybe meant to put on my nails, after the glittery nail varnish + glitter + a star or two. Or perhaps for the cheeks?

No children's AC meant for their doll would be complete without stickers.

Please accept a bonus Ken photo as an apology for missing a day.

Glad you're okay OP, i was starting to worry you'd been kidnapped, with the ransom demand being this specific calendar. Keep an eye on Ken. A very close eye.

Stickers?

They put stickers in the calendar?
Who designed it, Zoella?

On the bright side, Ken.

OMG stickers!!!! Is it for a 3 year old???
Lovely picture of your cat :)

This is a new low I think.

Can we have a full face picture of Ken on the 24th as our final advent treat please?

Also if Ken is anything like our first cat, you may come across a sticker or two in his fur.

(Are you sure Ken didn't hypnotise you in getting this calendar )

I’m crying, I thought you’d got some random poo coloured shapes! Do you get the whole sticker so you have a cocktail glass filled with poo coloured stuff?

In essence the AC boils down to fucktonne if glitter and poo coloured stuff and the magic funnel.

How big are the stickers, looking at them you’ll need tweezers to pick them up.

Glad your back in action OP....I'll sleep better tonight knowing your not held hostage but I'm now concerned about who Ken really is and if he really is a cute pet....what if he is an evil mastermind????
Be careful like other posters are saying...your right not to trust anyone!
Maybe we need a face pic of Ken if something does happen then the Police can release it on Christmas day.

On a shitty note..wtf...stickers! Your worth more