If teenagers were on AIBU

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My mums a right biddy. Right I can roll my school skirt up 3 times to get it short. Maxine says it’s well good and Darren says I have nice legs. But OMG my biddy mum says she can see my breakfast when I bend over! I mean OMG! Really! Says I’m not going out the house like that. She’s so old . She’s 35 and knows nothing about being a teenager. She still used a tin can and string to talk to her old biddy mates. Aibu?

My DSM dosnt have WIFI in her house! Says I can use her data!!!!!???? WTAF
She's also only got 5 telly channels. I've said to my mum I ain't going round to see my dad again until they have it. AIBU?

My teacher wanta me to listen to her in class. I mean WTAF? Does she not realise Darren said that he likes Imo but he doesn’t he likes Mel. More important that listening to her drone on. Plus what will Mel wear on Saturday night?

Also I got crap marks in my last test. So she is a shit teacher anyway. So boring we have to write and think.

My bitch of a mother expects me to talk to her!!! I'm okay with asking for money, where are my clean clothes "I need a lift to Laura's/town/youth club" etc, but the stupid cow actually expects me to like, chat to her about school, my friends, boys and so on . AIBU to tell the moody menopausal old crone to do one and get off my fucking case?!

Oh, and she actually laughed, yes - laughed when said i'm happy to wait until my birthday next month for a new iphone X.

My mum won’t give me £50 to go out with Darren on Saturday night. She’s told me to get a job. Why should I get a job when she’s meant to fund me till like forever! She works ! And she says I need to study for my GCSE I’m like omg mum why? I won’t need GCSE to land my dream job of working in new look . She’s so fucking head pecking mean

Great thread.

I'm working hard at school, doing my homework and managing to do well in my extracurricular activities. My teachers like me and I have a good group of friends. But it's y11 and although all my teachers are happy with me, mum and dad are still pissed off that I'm not on my target grade.
They are on at me to revise every night and have threatened to stop me doing my hobbies unless my grades improve but my teachers have said I'm where I should be for 2 weeks into term!
I'm stressed out and fed up because all they go on about is revision and grades. Sometimes I wonder why I'm even bothering because nothing i do will be good enough.

Aibu to sit in my room all day. Playing on a game for hours. Not even opening the curtains. And then when I come into contact with other humans I do nothing but grunt

AIBU to think my mum is out of order to ask me to bring all my bowls and cups down from my room AND wash them up?

And actually have a bath more than once a week ginger

AIB like U?
My mum won't take me to Top Shop like NOW to buy me a pair of black high waist skinny jeans?
I know I've got like 4 identical pairs already but she has NO CLUE how vital it is that I get another pair within the next 10 minutes
She keeps going on about having shit to do like like cleaning and even like working so she can't take me until the morning.
I can't even
I'm going to go and colour my eyebrows black and take hundreds of snapchat filter photos of myself looking sad but hot.
That'll learn her

I understand completely, gingergenius...I too have to endure this shit. They're the same about sodding towels and bloody phone chargers (always invading my space to snatch them back, sometimes actually going in my room WHEN I'M OUT!!!). Fucking Nazi's.

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AIBU to think my mum is out of order asking me to go food shopping with her? I mean - like why should I when I'm like playing online computer games? She should automatically know what I want to eat this week and not take up 45 minutes of my computer time to consider what I want to eat when she's saying she'll help me revise for my exams next week and so I'll have even less gaming time afterwards. I mean - she has a uni assignment to write so she should just get off my case and crack on with that.

YANBU fam, I hear you! FFS Can you believe my Mum asked me to put the bins out? I did it last time and I was right in the middle of a FIFA match. Wtaf?? Then she wouldn't buy me beer to take to Caits party, said I should get a job and McDonalds are hiring??!! I mean, wtf, like no one literally would work there. FML.

AIB like U?

Like my mum like refuses like to answer like any messages that like contain the word like'

Like WTAF?

Biddy wants to ground me coz I got brought home by the pigs at 2am. Woz with me homebozs on the park with me white lightening and 20 silkcut. Abiu coz I think she’s breaching me humans rights thing stopping me from leaving me gaff

Mi 'rents hv ct ov my aces to 'net. r they bu?.

drinks come on now, YABVVVU unreasonable, no self respecting teen would go near a packet of silk cut!

She keeps calling me Kevin it’s so unfair , I hate them .
I want to go Ibiza with me mate but me oldies won’t let me. But me biddy dads credit card just arrived, pissed off the postie
Keep thinking of girls all the time coz all I want to do is do it and I can’t be a Virgin

19 , in my day.....

My dad had the nerve to tell me my school bus had arrived and was outside waiting for me. I think that totally warranted the screaming match that followed

My Mam is so old she wears a crinoline practically.. She used my iphone as a coaster. Such a bitch.

Right so I mithered my mum,like, forever for these well expensive trainers and she eventually bought me them but told me not to go on the field in them so they wouldn't get ruined. I couldn't be arsed changing my shoes and they're completely trashed and now she's saying next time she's buying me trainers from asda and wine with what's left.
AIBU to disown the tight fisted witch?

This thread is hilarious and I can’t stop laughing.

Basically, right, yeah, my Mum like told me off for putting too many like words in a sentence. Like, she told me I use like too many "unnecessary" words. But like my English teacher is always like telling us to expand our sentences. So like my Mum doesn't know what she's like talking about yeah?

Best thread ever!

Oh hang on, my pet biddy is shouting at me to turn my music down!
She has grounded me because I smelled of cigarettes and cider and had a love bite. I'm going to climb out my bedroom window, it's only a 4 metre drop onto solid concrete patio, what could possibly go wrong?