If teenagers were on AIBU

[drinkswineoutofamug]

My mums a right biddy. Right I can roll my school skirt up 3 times to get it short. Maxine says it’s well good and Darren says I have nice legs. But OMG my biddy mum says she can see my breakfast when I bend over! I mean OMG! Really! Says I’m not going out the house like that. She’s so old . She’s 35 and knows nothing about being a teenager. She still used a tin can and string to talk to her old biddy mates. Aibu?

[JustHope]

So I’m going on a Geography field trip tomorrow and she’s going on about wearing a fucking coat. Then she starts on about her manky hiking boots and she goes and gets them out to show me. I was like Mum seriously I cannot believe you are stressing me out like this. I have planned my outfit for weeks and obvs I am wearing my skinny ripped jeans, crop top and huaraches and I am getting up early to do my hair and eyebrows. Don’t even go there about the packed lunch - lunch boxes are just so extra.

[TiesThatBindMe]

'TO DO MY HAIR AND EYEBROWS' You have just left me in hysterics.

[drinkswineoutofamug]

Me mums just gone sick at me for the fake tan hand prints. Cording to her my beds like csi , a tango’d csi, there’s an outline of an orange body. As long as she changes me bed and gets the sheets clean again I don’t give a shit. She moans at me coz it leaves a streaky mess in the bath. Stop moaning and clean it woman. That’s why you gave birth to me! To spend your life dedicated to cleaning up after me and pandering to my every need!

[TiesThatBindMe]

Anyone else have one who just hates you for existing? I have one of those.

[drinkswineoutofamug]

I have 3

[mumontherun14]

So funny about the eyebrows!!! Xxx

[mumontherun14]

So like Katie has ftimed me tonight to do a sleepover on Friday at her house. Mum is going mental cos she says she's never even heard of Katie and she is like my BFF forever (this week!!) and it's so unfair. Who cares if no one knows where Katie lives and her mum hasn't even said if I can come. My life is OVER it's so unfair!!!!

[Groovee]

Ffs, the mother went to fat class tonight and didn’t make me tea as I said I would be home at 6 and Mac cheese needs to be made fresh. It wasn’t my fault I was home at 6.25pm as the blinking personal statement for UCAS was a pain.

The father said at 6.40pm he was off to pick her up. But at 6.54pm she still hadn’t come out and I needed to be at my waxing appointment. How come she can be late and I can’t. I don’t care if it was the fat class’s Christmas night!

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

So, like, my dad is all "you're not wearing that" and I goes him "I so am biatch"and he gets that look so I go out but when I get back with Jo and Sam and Loz and Hayley he's wearing that t-shirt doesn't fit with the vomiting warthog and he's playing deathmetal and he's spilled something on his shorts and I could just die and mi posse all are all "ooh Mr. Disgrace can you make us those nachos" and I wanna DIE.

[mummmy2017]

I just wash up, right. I mean I did it all on my own and no one like asked me to do it, I just sort of did it cos there was like 6 plates and a few cups, and now I am stood here waiting, for Mum to notice and thank me for being so wonderful and helpful and I am like so blooming amazing.....

[imablackstarnotapopstar]

My old bag of a mother has just said I can’t go to the snow dome with my mates next week because we have to go to her brother’s funeral. Yeah I know I was crying about him dying yesterday, but what the hell, a funeral v the snow dome!! She is soooooo selfish! I’ve got the school ski trip to Austria in February and I won’t be able to ski! Ughhhhh!!

[nakedscientist]

blackstar

[Detentioncontent]

My Mum is such a bitch. I had a huge hole in the back of my tights and she actually told me so I could change them.

What an utter bitch. I screamed at her so that told her...

[nakedscientist]

Get this right, so ya know I chatted about my old biddy yelling random numbers at me? Yeh, right well she's just stopped! An coz like I'm just having a lovely sleep now........

[BigSandyBalls2015]

I found this banging tune, called Insomnia, but every time I play it mum leaps around the kitchen with her hands in the air, thinking she's proper cool, cringe.

Reckons it reminds her of her clubbing days, yeah right, as if, I think she's chatting shit.

[LonginesPrime]

coz like I'm just having a lovely sleep now........

[TopBitchoftheWitches]

Omg !!! bigsandy

My mum like, plays that ALL. THE. TIME....so embarrassing to see her dancing like that !

[Detentioncontent]

OMG bigsandy like I found all these bangin tunes from the 90s right and think I am the big I AM to have discovered them. So I'm singing them all smug cause I'm so cool and no one has ever heard these cool as fuck songs before and she isn't cool and my Mum only starts singing too. So I'm like wtf you chatting and she's like these were songs when I was a teenager.

My life is destroyed

[Flaming]

Like OMG AIBU?

I’m sixteen and school is stressing me out, I have issues and I’m the only one in the world who gives a shit about me. All I want is an allowance of £50 a week, to leave school and look for a journalism/drama job two days a week and earn thousands. I did shit at school last year so have no qualifications, why does DM wanna keep me there, so I can fail again and waste a whole year of my life?? Like omg she’s totally wrecking my life.

The other day I sent her pics of 3 pairs of trainers and three hoodies that I want for Christmas, she just laughed and said I need to get a part time job after school! Can you believe that?? There’s like NO jobs, and I’m not wandering around asking people if there’s any, like NO WAY. Omg can’t believe she said that.

[WhiskeySourpuss]

What is it with the rentals expecting us to get jobs?? Bitchface is the same always banging on about how when she was my age she worked in Somerfield at the weekends... WTF is Somerfield anyway Morrisons these days!! Yeah like I want to get up early at the weekends & deal with like people so I think she should just give me the equivalent of minimum wage which is like £25 an hour right?? Because obvs my EMA (£30pw), allowance (£20pw) & school money (£15pw) isn't enough to buy MAC & urban decay make up & have a social life but like if I got a job I'd have no time for a social life so what's the point in having more money then anyway she's fucking mental right???

But she says there are people on Mumsnet - it's a forum for the rentals to whinge about how shit their lives are because they decided to have kids... I bet some of your mums are on it too - whose kids have it worse than me... yeah right like anyone's life is worse than mine cause at least she's not their mother!!?

[youarenotkiddingme]

Somerfield is no coop.
Safeway became Morrisons!

[gingergenius]

I fucking hate my mum. Just asked her if she’d drive me to a concert and she proper framed out on me. God’s sake I only asked her cos my mate Charlie didn’t want to ask his mum and now she’s treating me like I killed the fucking dog for fucks same.
Not my problem it’s in London and in the middle of the week. Told her not to shoot the messenger ffs and texting Charlie to tell him how fucking unreasonable she is.
Ppffttt.

[Groovee]

Why does my mum keep bleating on about Blackpool illuminations being in our house? We live in Scotland?!

It’s always when I put all the lights on! What is she on about?

[WhiskeySourpuss]

@youarenotkiddingme It was originally Solo when I started there (in 1994), became a Somerfield & is now a Morrisons not sure about ownership that's just how the building has been used

[DragonNoodleCake]

Mam said I cannae spend my life going fae my bed to a gaff and back to bed WTAF I spent an hour putting my makeup on before the gaff tonight so WTAF is she talking about