If teenagers were on AIBU

[drinkswineoutofamug]

My mums a right biddy. Right I can roll my school skirt up 3 times to get it short. Maxine says it’s well good and Darren says I have nice legs. But OMG my biddy mum says she can see my breakfast when I bend over! I mean OMG! Really! Says I’m not going out the house like that. She’s so old . She’s 35 and knows nothing about being a teenager. She still used a tin can and string to talk to her old biddy mates. Aibu?

WTAF Dragon?

So she in the kitchen, right, faffs about for AGES in the morning. Don't know how it takes her sooooooo looooooonnngg to do anything. Just so she can moan and act like a martyr, like, I reckon. So I actually sit down, yeh, knackered after actually GETTING UP IN THE DARK and putting on my makeup. And she goes "do you want couscous for lunch?" and its there in a box in front of me, right, GOD. So I am a bit taken a back, like is this a TRICK QUESTION to trap me? And she looks at me and only bloody says "if you got down earlier, I could ask you what you wanted" And I look her in the eye and say "well, exactly how long did it actually take you to put this is a box?" That stumped the cow! Ha! And, no, I'm not bloody grateful coz I don't ask her to do any of this SHIT, like. She CHOSE to have me.

Driving to school today and she's all chatty, humming along, getting right on my tits.

Then she spots a boy I used to go to primary school with and starts asking loads of fecking questions, what college is he going to now, is that girl with him his girlfriend, she looks nice, WTF!!

How the fuck do I know and who cares anyway? She says she's only making conversation ... she'll want to know his blood group and star sign next, so weird

Naked gaff=hanging around some random acquaintances house to drink alcohol and snog people.
Like we used to do in the park 😀 but it's too cold for today's teenagers

wow, dragon, sooooooooo UUUUU! Snogging, uuuuugh sooo old, whaaaat does that even mean? Get out of her face. Parks??? Didn't even exist in the olden days anyway it was all fields n shit. GOD

I worked last night and was knackered and forgot to wash my uniform for tonight. The witch made me go back upstairs to bring it down. Doesn’t she realise I have a sore back? Why she couldn’t get it for me, I just don’t get it!

My mum gets up well early , goes to work , then comes home at night. She’s pissed off that no ones started tea! WTAF! She’s the Mum! She should cook! If she can’t do both she should give up Work and be a housewife! I need to do my fake tan in the evening not be putting chips in the oven. She knows where the kitchen is

Hi drinkswine, did you have a good day at school love? We're having shepherds pie for tea... your favourite!

(Then I'll go to bed at 8:30 again because I'm too tired to function...)

Hi all,

Just sending this over to classics.

omg my useless parents don't care about me at all!! They are so ignorant. They don't want to fund me to go to an indie boarding school 2 hours travel away -- it gets much better results than the local sixth forms. BUT MY PARENTS don't care at all about me getting the best possible education. The tuition is only £16,000 and 6FC offers scholarships for up to 70% off. Mom says boarding would cost extra but She doesn't KNOW that. I must come back every weekend so I can keep my job in the local newsagent. Dad said that travelling back each weekend would cost £2k a year wiping out the scholarship. But he doesn't KNOW that. So then my mom says I should contribute most of my wages to help pay for the tuition. Outrageous!!

AIBU to ask facebook if anyone cun give es a lift home or shud i jes get a cab? I'm stuck in the next town becos I left my bus pass sumwhere, fukd if ah no where. My DM won't come an get es Says I shud be moar careful or summthin. WIBU to get a taxi home an mek the bitch pay?

Mum is bare whinging about everything. Just because I dyed my hair red and used a few (8) white towels, and got a bit of dye up the bath, sink, walls and floor, she's being all drama and says bathroom looks like a murder scene. She needs to chillax cos she defo likes cleaning, and is always pecking my head about dirty pots in my room.
Anyways... I told my mum she needs to take me shopping and buy me a whole new wardrobe of gear, cos all my clothes are all minging and don't match my new red hair. Tight bitch says no cos she only replaced all my clothes too months ago and spent a fortune. HELLOOOOO Two months ago!!!!!! She shouldn't have had me if she can't afford to look after me.

My Mum expects ME to sort my brother out. Eugh! Everyone knows he's a right looser and just spends all his time googling boobs. She should sort him out, I'm busy training for the x-factor.

I've got bags

The absolute thread winner for me!

My mum asked me to feed my cat. Cat was bought for me but now prefers my mum so I usually let her feed it.
FML

FFs when I asked my mum if I could work for her in her business over the Summer once I'd finished my gcses and realised that I'm too lazy to look for anything else that A) does she not realise I NEED SOME CASH?

And

B) IF I'M BEING PAID TO WORK, why the fuck doesn't me browsing on my phone and chatting with my mates for count towards my working hours total?

In Eng Lit Mrs Roberts is always banging on about female protagonists like that woman from Wuvering Heights.
AIBU to tell her that we could learn waaaay more bout feminism and stuff by spending a double period watching the Kardashians or Love Island? At least those women take care of themselves and look good for their men, if they ran about on windswept moors their extensions would get in a right state.

You know I asked you to hang the washing out six hour ago right?

Yeah well I just looked it the window and it's gone cloudy and I was worried it might rain so I didn't do it

You know it was sunny 6 hours ago when I asked you right?

Omfg mother. I might die of Ligma you know!'