Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

[JollyBobs]

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Feels wrong to placemark on a classics thread!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MORNING! Little teaser for you all.

Good luck! I'm looking forward to this

Shameless placemarking.
May the gods of cake guide your whisking arm

Hope this one turns out better.

I want edible eyeballs, for my Valentine's Day beaver next year . ..

This thread has fairy cheered up my morning. I am looking forward to the next drug addled cakehog-stallment.

Hoping it turns out good for you.

Okay, so here it goes! Operation hog gate is underway, I repeat, all systems go go go.

Good luck! That's a lot of eyeballs you've got there. You could go all out and make some baby muffin hedgehogs too.

Here he is firing up his first bong to achieve that totally wasted look.....

Can't wait to see the end result Jollybobs!

@MrsGotobed you've met him?! Splendid chap our sir hoglington is

Not placemarking for later at all. 🐗

Countdown begun T minus 2 hours - is that long enough for you OP?

Happy Hogday!

I love this thread, I was feeling a bit shit but this has made me piss myself laughing.
Thank you OP and other heroin-hog contributes. I had a hedgehog cake as a girl, luckily my mum didn't make it look mental somehow. I am not scarred for life.

@VittysCardigan it's not too late to change my cake. Nothing says happy 1st birthday like a cake depicting the moment you vacated me via my vadge.

Party is tomorrow, cake today, icing in the morning, update to you lovely people then a vat of vino

Have asked post to be removed as dort in pic - will edit & repost

Right, here's the edited pic

If only dear Hoglington had a chance

Is it wrong that I think the vagina cake looks delicious!

It was Tweedle

Oooops, short attention span. Meet Fester the flake boy.

Flake boy? Or the after picture of meth hogs addiction?