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Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

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JollyBobs · 09/04/2017 10:43

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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MrsPeterTheThird · 13/04/2017 22:49

Feels wrong to placemark on a classics thread!

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 08:32

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MORNING! Little teaser for you all.

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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MagnumAddict · 14/04/2017 08:38

Good luck! I'm looking forward to this Grin

SailAwaySailAwaySailAway · 14/04/2017 08:58

Shameless placemarking.
May the gods of cake guide your whisking arm

Pepperedpig · 14/04/2017 09:16

Hope this one turns out better.

HappyFlappy · 14/04/2017 09:35

I want edible eyeballs, for my Valentine's Day beaver next year . ..

blueskyinmarch · 14/04/2017 09:45

This thread has fairy cheered up my morning. I am looking forward to the next drug addled cakehog-stallment.

PointlessUsername · 14/04/2017 09:53

Hoping it turns out good for you.

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 11:49

Okay, so here it goes! Operation hog gate is underway, I repeat, all systems go go go.

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 14/04/2017 11:59

Good luck! That's a lot of eyeballs you've got there. You could go all out and make some baby muffin hedgehogs too.
Grin

MrsGotobed · 14/04/2017 12:01

Here he is firing up his first bong to achieve that totally wasted look.....

Can't wait to see the end result Jollybobs!

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 12:20

@MrsGotobed you've met him?! Splendid chap our sir hoglington is

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Veronicat · 14/04/2017 12:24

Not placemarking for later at all. 🐗

RedDogsBeg · 14/04/2017 12:27

Countdown begun T minus 2 hours - is that long enough for you OP?

EduCated · 14/04/2017 12:32

Happy Hogday!

KittyCatKittyCat · 14/04/2017 12:33

I love this thread, I was feeling a bit shit but this has made me piss myself laughing.
Thank you OP and other heroin-hog contributes. I had a hedgehog cake as a girl, luckily my mum didn't make it look mental somehow. I am not scarred for life.

VittysCardigan · 14/04/2017 12:34

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 12:42

@VittysCardigan it's not too late to change my cake. Nothing says happy 1st birthday like a cake depicting the moment you vacated me via my vadge.

Party is tomorrow, cake today, icing in the morning, update to you lovely people then a vat of vino Wine

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VittysCardigan · 14/04/2017 12:50

Have asked post to be removed as dort in pic - will edit & repost

VittysCardigan · 14/04/2017 13:10

Right, here's the edited pic

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
Tweedledee3Tweedledum · 14/04/2017 13:29

If only dear Hoglington had a chance

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
Tweedledee3Tweedledum · 14/04/2017 13:32

Is it wrong that I think the vagina cake looks delicious!

VittysCardigan · 14/04/2017 13:38

It was Tweedle Grin

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JollyBobs · 14/04/2017 13:38

Oooops, short attention span. Meet Fester the flake boy.

Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)
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Tweedledee3Tweedledum · 14/04/2017 13:40

Flake boy? Or the after picture of meth hogs addiction?