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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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McFox · 06/02/2015 20:36

Christians Against Dinosaurs sounds like the best reality tv ever Smile

TheChristmasTreeFairy · 06/02/2015 20:36

Snakes are in the bible and therefore must be real, right?

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 20:36

springlamb the last I knew there were 15 land before time films! my dd's toy dinosaurs are named after them!

GotToBeInItToWinIt · 06/02/2015 20:36

I actually googled Dr Carla's name as I assumed that she must be famous/well known as she keeps putting her name on posts... Nothing. Nada.

BuffyBotRebooted · 06/02/2015 20:36

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IonaMumsnet · 06/02/2015 20:36

Um... What the WHAT now??? We're going to leave this up because we like dinosaur pictures but we've escorted the DinoDeniers to the door.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:36

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ProudNorfolk · 06/02/2015 20:37

My father was very strict about this when we were growing up. I am worried about how he will be with my child. I sort of think the bible can't have got this right, but its a big thing to go against in my church

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:37

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BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 20:38

I've already posted this on one thread this evening but am on a roll

The bloke in the video, Randy Ruggles, posted A LOT about Young Earth Creationism on several threads a while ago Grin

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2015 20:38

Dr Buffy - I'm sure the OP would agree with snakes being a thoroughly bad influence. After all, didn't one lead all mankind - or more specifically womankind astray in the first place?

Errol Dragon, PhD.

myotherusernameisbetter · 06/02/2015 20:38

The dinosaur pictures on this thread are the total best ever. :o

5madthings · 06/02/2015 20:39

Aww can't we keep the dinodeniers a but longer?! Pretty please :)

They are right that dinosaurs are naughty, haven't you all seen dinovember?!! Shock

Sidge · 06/02/2015 20:39

Derek you are on fire!

I've got an amber necklace. I'm gonna make me a dinosaur!

Watch out CAD. Be afraid, be very afraid...

ChicosGirl · 06/02/2015 20:39

Yes. Harry and his Bucket of Lies

GnomeDePlume · 06/02/2015 20:39

EatShitDerek, I know its sad isnt it. They were herbivores, totally harmless (unless one of them trod on your foot) and yet they werent allowed to continue.

BuffyBotRebooted · 06/02/2015 20:40

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PatriciaHolm · 06/02/2015 20:40

I've just found this on another site by the same poster, which I think pretty much conclusively proves their trolldom...

"How do we even know the Tyrannosaur's name if it was around so long ago?"

NakedFamilyFightClub · 06/02/2015 20:40

EarShitDerek you are awesome Grin

I had an RE teacher who said that dinosaur bones were planted by God to test the faith of Christians. When someone in the class pointed out the Adam and Eve story couldn't be real as there wasn't anyone to have sex with that wasn't related, ahe said insest was OK then because the DNA was so pure.

She was batshit crazy.

AliceInHinterland · 06/02/2015 20:40

Trilobites: naughty or nice? Where will I get my moral guidance on this one from if OP and the good doctor have been kicked off?

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 20:40

Wow yourself Dr Carla. You've obviously no idea what child abuse is.

To be honest, I thought the OP was joking hence the subsequent ribbing. Voice your opinions all you like. But be prepared to hear other opinions that differ (greatly) from yours.

Dr Caterpillars

GratefulHead · 06/02/2015 20:41

"We've escorted the DinoDeniers to the door."

Well done MNHQ

Honeydragon · 06/02/2015 20:41

That's a bit harsh Iona, the were only trying to save us from ourselves.

And thinking of our children.

ShadowSpiral · 06/02/2015 20:41

I'm sure I remember fairy tales from when I was a child that featured fairies (or maybe elves?) stealing human babies and replacing them with fake fairy babies know as changlings.

Magical, yes. Good hearted, no.

And I really can't see why you think magic is good if you think dinosaurs are bad.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:41

This isn't real is it ? No ones that batshit crazy right ?

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